New Chappelle Standup ( Hilarious)

[TheGOAT]

Dammit man I hate living in Nebraska! Shit like this never comes here. Hilarious though!

He came thru Iowa last year. Surprise show and sold out Iowa State in 48hrs. Show was dope. But u feel you, we live in a dead zone.

I kinda dont wanna watch these clips and kill the special if hes actually putting one out soon.

you aint in the dmi cause shit cracking

Crackin like them rocks u smokin sayin shit like that.

Im in DMI. It was 80 degrees and windy today. Ate at Tasty Tacos for lunch and grabbed my son some Jordan 6s from Kids Footlocker at Merle Hay Mall

 

[ShencotheMC]

Great stuff but I am really hating how people will pay all this money for shows to it there and record it with their cellphones. Shouldn't you just enjoy the show?

It also fucks it up for the comedian who wants these jokes to be fresh when they put them out on a DVD special or just do their next show without having people already have seen the jokes online . They told every person no cameras on the way into the show.

Bruh, if they even think you using your camera at a Kevin Hart show you getting kicked out. It happened to DJ Envy. My brother worked the Linc when Hart came through in August and he said he saw so many people getting escorted out for phones

 

[TheGOAT]

Great stuff but I am really hating how people will pay all this money for shows to it there and record it with their cellphones. Shouldn't you just enjoy the show?

It also fucks it up for the comedian who wants these jokes to be fresh when they put them out on a DVD special or just do their next show without having people already have seen the jokes online . They told every person no cameras on the way into the show.

Bruh, if they even think you using your camera at a Kevin Hart show you getting kicked out. It happened to DJ Envy. My brother worked the Linc when Hart came through in August and he said he saw so many people getting escorted out for phones

As it should be

People needa learn to live in the moment

And thays what DJ Envys lame ass gets

 

[D0wn]

Dave Chapelle low key stated Heller killed Eazy... which made more sense than, Suge's big ass sneaking up on Eazy and ejecting him.

 

[ghostdog56]

Dave Chapelle low key stated Heller killed Eazy... which made more sense than, Suge's big ass sneaking up on Eazy and ejecting him.

I'm thought I was the only one who caught that

 

[Karl.]

Yea, you suck if you film a live performance and post it online.

 

[T. Sanford]

He is the GOAT imo. You can tell it's natural for him & that's the art of longevity & timeless

 

[Busta Carmichael]

Dave Chapelle low key stated Heller killed Eazy... which made more sense than, Suge's big ass sneaking up on Eazy and ejecting him.

I'm thought I was the only one who caught that

The original theory has always been that Jerry did it. The Suge theory just started coming up because of the popularity of the Kimmel clip and the movie.

Which wouldn't make sense since Suge allegedly beat down Eazy and injected him in 91 and he didn't catch HIV until February 95. 4 years later.

The only one close to him when he got sick was Jerry.

 

[JusDre313]

Great stuff but I am really hating how people will pay all this money for shows to it there and record it with their cellphones. Shouldn't you just enjoy the show?

It also fucks it up for the comedian who wants these jokes to be fresh when they put them out on a DVD special or just do their next show without having people already have seen the jokes online . They told every person no cameras on the way into the show.

Bruh, if they even think you using your camera at a Kevin Hart show you getting kicked out. It happened to DJ Envy. My brother worked the Linc when Hart came through in August and he said he saw so many people getting escorted out for phones

As it should be

People needa learn to live in the moment

And thays what DJ Envys lame ass gets

bruh i would have loved to see that lol.. put the damn phones away :/

 

[Bcotton5]

Great stuff but I am really hating how people will pay all this money for shows to it there and record it with their cellphones. Shouldn't you just enjoy the show?

It also fucks it up for the comedian who wants these jokes to be fresh when they put them out on a DVD special or just do their next show without having people already have seen the jokes online . They told every person no cameras on the way into the show.

yeah man thats what kinda messed it up for me when i saw him back in April up here in Detroit.. i had watched YT and alot of his jokes i had seen already. but he still killed

if yall rememer he bombed doing a show here. i actually saw him the night after that happened. . people from the show he bombed wanted their money back and shit. and it was hilarious cuz he was making fun about it

"nigga im doing six shows in a weekend. you bound to fuck up on at atleast one of them. And i say all that to say this, as bad as i feel about it, and appreciate you all coming out.. its no fucking way in hell your getting money back.. that shit just aint a option "

roflmao

 

[JusDre313]

Great stuff but I am really hating how people will pay all this money for shows to it there and record it with their cellphones. Shouldn't you just enjoy the show?

It also fucks it up for the comedian who wants these jokes to be fresh when they put them out on a DVD special or just do their next show without having people already have seen the jokes online . They told every person no cameras on the way into the show.

yeah man thats what kinda messed it up for me when i saw him back in April up here in Detroit.. i had watched YT and alot of his jokes i had seen already. but he still killed

if yall rememer he bombed doing a show here. i actually saw him the night after that happened. . people from the show he bombed wanted their money back and shit. and it was hilarious cuz he was making fun about it

"nigga im doing six shows in a weekend. you bound to fuck up on at atleast one of them. And i say all that to say this, as bad as i feel about it, and appreciate you all coming out.. its no fucking way in hell your getting money back.. that shit just aint a option "

roflmao

yo @Bcotton yo so im at work n me n this cat talking comedians i put him on to bill burr. i just happened to google him to show my mans who he was (he said he heard the name) so when i checked it i peeped he gon be at the fox this Sunday! tickets cheap but all thats left is nose bleeds.. heads up if u a fan of Burr

 

[BobOblah]

^^ I've seen bill burr too. Def go see that. One of the very best doin it

 

[Bcotton5]

Great stuff but I am really hating how people will pay all this money for shows to it there and record it with their cellphones. Shouldn't you just enjoy the show?

It also fucks it up for the comedian who wants these jokes to be fresh when they put them out on a DVD special or just do their next show without having people already have seen the jokes online . They told every person no cameras on the way into the show.

yeah man thats what kinda messed it up for me when i saw him back in April up here in Detroit.. i had watched YT and alot of his jokes i had seen already. but he still killed

if yall rememer he bombed doing a show here. i actually saw him the night after that happened. . people from the show he bombed wanted their money back and shit. and it was hilarious cuz he was making fun about it

"nigga im doing six shows in a weekend. you bound to fuck up on at atleast one of them. And i say all that to say this, as bad as i feel about it, and appreciate you all coming out.. its no fucking way in hell your getting money back.. that shit just aint a option "

roflmao

yo @Bcotton yo so im at work n me n this cat talking comedians i put him on to bill burr. i just happened to google him to show my mans who he was (he said he heard the name) so when i checked it i peeped he gon be at the fox this Sunday! tickets cheap but all thats left is nose bleeds.. heads up if u a fan of Burr

yea Im a big fan , about to look into that I fuck with Bill Burr

 

[dalyricalbandit]

Dude is just naturally funny

 

[Splackavelli]

lmao at "antique rape

 

[Like Water]

^^ I've seen bill burr too. Def go see that. One of the very best doin it

The wife and I are going tomorrow. Can't wait. And isn't Chappelle kinda responsible for putting Bill Burr on?

 

[TheGOAT]

^^ I've seen bill burr too. Def go see that. One of the very best doin it

The wife and I are going tomorrow. Can't wait. And isn't Chappelle kinda responsible for putting Bill Burr on?

 

[BobOblah]

^^ I've seen bill burr too. Def go see that. One of the very best doin it

The wife and I are going tomorrow. Can't wait. And isn't Chappelle kinda responsible for putting Bill Burr on?

He definitely put him in a few classic chappelle show skits.

And Burr came up with Patrice Oneal, was close friends with him I believe, so he was basically surrounded by comic genius. Your show won't dissapoint

 

[unspoken_respect]

Man, if only he comes back to tv one day.

 

[Karl.]

I didn't know Burr was on the Chappelle show.