My Quest to Read All X-Men Related Comics in Order from Beginning to Present time

[ShencotheMC]

You coming up on the Trial of Gambit. That shit made me mad at the whole X-world when I read it

 

[SunflowaSeeds]

Uncanny X-Men #349-350

Psylocke fights Maggot (the guy who has been searching for Joseph) in New York. Meanwhile, the other X-Men are able to defeat Nanny and get out of the old Magneto base, however they still wonder who was pulling the strings behind it all. Afterwards, Gambit decides to turn himself in to the bounty hunters instead of telling the truth himself.

Damnn just read the trial, cosign @ShencotheMC X-Men acting like some bitches.

Ok so, Spat & Grovel take Gambit to their employers underground base, whoever that may be, with the other X-Men in their trail trying to free him. Suddenly, Joseph senses the base and magnetically rips it out of the ground to the surface. They enter the building, and at the same time Psylocke, Maggot & Archangel are teleported there by one of Psylocke's shadows. One by one, each of them is taken down and forced to play a part in the oncoming Trial of Gambit. When the trial begins, the host is finally revealed to be Erik the Red. If you don't recognize the name, its a cover identity that Cyclops even used in the past. Archangel is appointed as the defender, and the rest are the jury. Gambit begins to tell them how he worked alongside Sinister when he was a thief and after his wife Belladonna died. He made a deal to gather some people for Sinister in exchange for something he desperately needed. Next, Rogue is forced to kiss Gambit and finally reveal all of his secrets. They find out that he was the man who assembled the Marauders, including Sabretooth, and officially started the Morlock Massacre. Even though he did not know this was going to happen, Angel (lost his wings due to the massacre) and Rogue act like they can never forgive him and he's some horrible evil villain SMDH. Gambit even tried to help some of the Morlocks and was successful in saving the life of Marrow when she was a child. Erik the Red finally self-destructs his base and the X-Men all escape, Rogue leaving Gambit on a mountain somewhere telling him he has no home with the X-Men again, bitch.

Then we find out the truth of Erik the Red and who he really is (I kind of saw this coming).

So who is Joseph???

 

[ShencotheMC]

X-Men Origins: Gambit tells you dude's part in the Mutant Massacre

 

[SunflowaSeeds]

X-Men v2 #70

This was a pretty sick issue. Iceman, Cecilia Reye and Marrow arrived at the X-Mansion to find it abandoned, with nothing left in it at all (Bastion took everything). Suddenly, Wolverine, Jean, Cannonball and Storm show up with Cyclops in their arms. He has a bomb stuck in his abdomen, and Dr. Reyes must step up to the plate to get it out. She gets to work when Juggernaut suddenly shows up with a lawyer saying he is rightful owner with Charles being MIA. They begin to battle when the other X-Men who were lost in space show up (Rogue, Joseph, Beast, Maggot & also Trish Tilby). Juggernaut decides pick his battles wisely and leaves. Wolverine then gives Trish a piece of his mind, saying that news reporters like her cause things like this to happen and he and Beast get into it. Long story short, with the help of Joseph and Beast, Cecilia is able to remove the bomb and one of the 'slugs' that Maggot carries with him devours the bomb and contains the explosion.

Setting up some interesting things in this issue though:

Wolverine and Beast currently hate each other.

Marrow living in the house with Storm, who almost killer her.

This guy Maggot has some type of secret.

Will Dr Reyes join the X-Men.

Bishop lost in space with Deathbird.

Gambit gone.

If Joseph isn't Magneto, who is he?

 

[earth two superman]

keep up the great work seedz

 

[SunflowaSeeds]

Finally reading these again lol... starting with Gambit Vol. 2 which is only 4 issues.

Gambit v2 #1

Last time we saw Gambit he was abandoned by Rogue and the X-Men when they found out about his past with Mr Sinister. Apparently he made he was back to the states, and surfaced in Miami, one week before this a fallen star was spotted by many people including a priest of the Vatican, and a shrewd businessman named Oliver Stoker. Gambit is back to stealing things, and winds up stealing a cross which leaves him wanted by a very dangerous Miami gangster. While being hunted he meets a beautiful blonde haired women who fell from the sky, but doesn't speak. Shortly after he is shot by the gangsters men, falls into the ocean and is on the verge of drowning.

 

[SunflowaSeeds]

Gambit v2 #2

He winds up being saved by two people of the Vatican, sent by Father Bonavita. Gambit winds up fucking a young nun, whom he didn't realize was a nun lol. Then some zombies come after Gambit and wind up killing one of the priests. Gambit escapes and finds the 'fallen angel' Anielle, and they takes refuge in a church. Olivier Stoker shows up though, who is now known as the devil himself.

Gambit v2 #3

Gambit and Anielle make their escape and Sister Katrina (the one Gambit fucked) stays behind with Stoker. Gambit & Anielle head to France to meet Father Bonavita at the Vatican. Unfortunately they are stopped by the head zombie bitch, Sybil and her eveil plague of locusts. Basically its like hell on earth outchea.

Gambit v2 #4

In the end, they all meet outside the Vatican, and Sister Katrina is transformed into an evil version of herself. Gambit must choose between saving her or Anielle, and he chooses Katrina. Basically he saved the human soul in need, rather than good/evil personified or some shit... it was the right choice.

 

[SunflowaSeeds]

Deadpool #11

Deadpool and Blind Al go back in time and he has to disguise himself as a young college student Peter Parker, but without screwing up the timestream. Its pretty funny how they make fun of Spider-Man & friends from back in the day.

Cable v2 #48-50

A woman named Merryweather who works at a crappy newspaper is assigned to investigate Sebastian Shaw. She uncovers a plot between Shaw & Donald Pierce to kill Cable. When she returns to work she finds everyone dead, and some Hellfire goons attack her, but before long Cable arrives and saves her. Cable winds up sneaking into Pierce's home, and finds out his plans to find Apocalypse, destroy him, and harness his power... which Cable must stop. Next we see a flashback of Apocalypse entombing one of his minions in some type of casket. We see that Shaw & The Hellfire Club are now in possession of this tomb and plan to let the minion out, after they were approached by a former friend of Apocalypse named Ch'Vayre.

Cable finds out about this thanks to his Mother Madelyn Pryor, who does not agree with Shaw unleashing this force. He arrives in London, where the Hellfire Club has unleashed this ancient man of great power. He destroys the building they are in and sets off to observe the world and see how worth the people are. Meanwhile, Cable and Merryweather go off in search of Ch'varye, Shaw & Peirce.

 

[SunflowaSeeds]

X-Factor #139

Mystique being real as fuck lately, she is currently pretending to be the wife of US Senator Ralph Brickman (who has disappeared a while ago). Basically her goal is to make it so finding Sabretooth is a major operation so she can handle him. Meanwhile we find out that Havok and his Brotherhood is all a ploy to find out the secrets behind the Dark Beast and take him down. We see that he has hundreds of innocent being held in pods for experimentation.

Excalibur #114

Meggan & Colossus return home, where Kitty is looking for Lockheed. Pete Wisdom almost gets killed by his ex-girlfriend who wants revenge on him for turning her in years ago after she tried to assassinate the queen of England.

X-Force #71

Now that they are on their own, they find out that its not as easy as they thought. Sunspot's father's estate is being sued and his money is locked down, and he was the only member of X-Force who had much money at all. They wind up saving a young kid named Richie Alegria who turns out to have a lot of money and offers them to work for him. Kid is a god damn bauce.

X-Man #32-33

Nate is dancing at some club with Rita, Bux & Jam (the girls who brought him back to health after his run-in with the Brotherhood, when they are attacked by Jackknife who had previously been slaying a bunch of people in Nate's favorite park. Apparently he was a member of a group called the Forgotten which included Abomination, Threnody, and Roust (a young boy who Nate had helped in the past). After he defeats him, nearly killing him, the police want to take Nate in but the citizens of New York surround him and will not let the cops take their new hero.

Kitty Pryde: Agent of SHIELD #1-3

Kitty was recruited by the international law enforcement agency S.H.I.E.L.D. to repair the computer system of their flying headquarters. Kitty discovered the problem was due to Ogun’s spirit having infiltrated the computer system, and with the aid of Wolverine, she managed to purge Ogun's presence. During this time, Kitty was attracted to a S.H.I.E.L.D. intern her own age, and this made her begin to doubt her relationship with Wisdom.

 

[SunflowaSeeds]

Generation-X #33-35

Two kids steal some stuff from the mansion, including Skin's gun & Paige's diary which they don't want anyone knowing about. They try to retrieve it but find out the girl who has it is the daughter of a cop whose been helping them. Meanwhile Emplate comes across Chimera & Dirtnap who just teleported from their fight with Wolverine & Venom.

Jubilee finds out about the gun and the diary when the young girl returns the items. Skin explains that the gun was used by him when his cousins and ex-girl forced him on a drive by against a rival gang. He faked his death after that incident, and that is what brought him to Gen-X. The girl gives them back their things but they must help her out in return.

Meanwhile back at the mansion, Chimera and Emplate arrive and attack, however the M twins wake up, combine back into M and morph themselves into their brother, Emplate, creating one being that is the combination of all three...

This new being, M-Plate, escapes with Chimera and Synch as its hostage. Gen-X also manages to lose the girl who stole their belongings (named Tracy) somewhere on the campus, as well as Artie & Leech.

 

[SunflowaSeeds]

Excalibur #115-117

On Muir Island, Moira MacTaggart tries something drastic. Frustrated with her progress on the Legacy Virus, she decides to quarantine herself, which could very well mean the death of her if she doesn't figure out the virus, with no contact to the outside world. As she says her goodbyes and the door begins to shut, Wolfsbane (her adoptive daughter) runs in and gets locked in the room with no way out and no containment suit.

Meanwhile, Nightcrawler is trapped in some dark hole with a bunch of aliens. We find out it is the Sidri, who plan to kill him because of some mission way back in the beginning of the Nightcrawlers stay with the X-Men, when they were in space and failed to help these aliens. Colossus and the group go after him in Italy, but the Sidri are tough to beat. Obviously they defeat him and return home, where Kitty just got back from SHIELD and plans to tell Pete Wisdom about her new man.

X-Men v2 #71

Jean & Scott take a vacation from the team, leaving a house full of newcomers who are not getting along with the X-Men quite well. In Italy, Sebastian Shaw gets a message from someone who stops the flow of time and tells him to read it and then there will be a meet. Suddenly, the team sees news reports that the heroes who died due to Onslaught have returned, and the begin to feel a sense of hope.

Uncanny X-Men #351

Cecilia Reyes decides to leave the X-Men and go back to her hospital. She receives a lot of trouble from her co-workers. She also privately does a procedure on Daredevil who shows her his face and tells her she should use her powers for good. Then she does an emergency procedure on Pyro, who is brought in by police. She fixes him up, then accidentally helps him escape which leads her to being fired. After that day of work, she isn't too upset about it though, and heads back to the X-Men.

 

[SunflowaSeeds]

Wolverine v2 #119-122

Wolverine got beef with a guy named McLeish aKa White Ghost, from way back 10 years ago. He met him in Hong Kong and they seemed to be friends, until he killed Logan's girlfriends dad. The guy is one of the best killers, and is back in New York stalking Logan. It seems as if he's playing mind games with Logan to make him go crazy, and eventually it works when Logan finds the body of him ex-girl from back in Hong Kong. He eventually meets him, and the guy is very unhealthy and old. Logan makes up some lie about his son being killed and the guy has a heart attack and dies.

Deadpool #12-13

While Deadpool is searching for Siryn, he meets up with his enemy T-Ray and they set up a fight for the next day. Then he is approached by Zoe Culloden of Landua Luckman & Lake, who tells him that he needs to go with her as she can tell is is slowly losing it, but he refuses of course. He finds Siryn, and fights Warpath when he won't let him see her. This pisses Siryn off bad, and then Deadpool gets in her face when she declines talking to him. Later, she finds him drunk and forgives him, kisses him, and says she loves him.

It turns out the next morning, it was Typhoid Mary all along, that bitch cray. He gets home and finds out that Blind Al has been letting Weasel in his house, so he knocks Weasel out and sends Al off in to this room called "the box". Then he goes to meet T-Ray for their fight. T-Ray uses various magic tricks by using Japanese encrypted cards, and even manages to somehow make it snow. He wants Wade to remember how their argument began years ago, in the symmetry in the ice-cold snow. T-Ray takes out his scythe, and sticks it right through Deadpool’s heart! He collapses in the snow, remaining motionless for many hours…

X-Force #72

The young boy who paid X-Force to help him, Richie Alegria, turns out to have borrowed money from the Mob and now X-Force isn't sure they should have helped. However, they find out he borrowed the money to make a movie. Meanwhile, Warpath & Siryn are on their way to Nebraska to find answers about the massacre of Warpath's tribe. He finds Whitecloud, the only other survivor, who tells him the story of it all. Apparently back then Whitecloud was doing research about a group called Project Stepladder that was doing illegal research on humans and animals, injecting them with viruses. The group found out and exterminated the camp, and before Whitecloud could tell Warpath who was behind it all his head exploded.

 

[SunflowaSeeds]

X-Factor #140-141

After being attacked by Sabretooth, Shard travels back to the future she came from and gets in with a team called Xaviers Underground Enforcers (XUE). Disgruntled by the X.S.E. tactics and the world they lived in, X.S.E. members Archer, Fixx, and Greystone went "rogue", joined forces with the mutant known as Genesis (possibly a future version of Forge) and formed the X.U.E. They wished to travel back in time to prevent their era from happening. While a member of the X.U.E., Shard was permanently linked to Fixx, a mutant with psionic abilities. This mental link allowed for the spirits of the X.U.E. (who are all linked to each other in like fashion) to enter present-day Earth in order to complete their mission from the future.

Cable #51-53

Cable takes the reporter, Irene Merryweather. with him to Switzerland to search Apocalypse's lair. They are attacked by Hellfire Club goons, but saved by a man who claims to be a believer in Cable and his ideals. They later found out it is Master Man, who is a villain from back in the day that was a Nazi sympathizer.

Later we find out that Ch'Vayre was sent here from Cable's future by Sanctity to ensure a meeting between Apocalypse and Cable. Master Man does help Cable with finding Shaw & Pierce, and Cable leaves Irene behind while she is sleeping to go find them. Master Man winds up dying, shielding a Cable from a bullet the Hellfire Club shot at him. Cable then arrives at Apocalypse's lair to find the Hellfire Club and its army fighting with the bases automated defense systems, it is an all out war. Shaw, Pierce & Ch'Vayre get into the lair and find that Apocalypse is gone. Pierce decides its time to kill Ch'Vayre since he is no longer useful, when Cable arrives. As the base self-destructed and Pierce fought Cable, a furious Sebastian Shaw sealed Ch'vayre inside one of Apocalypse's hibernation pods, which blasted into orbit. They are all able to escape and Shaw leave Pierce stranded in the Alps, saying he is terminated from the Hellfire Club.

Then this happens...

 

[SunflowaSeeds]

X-Force #73-74

Warpath & Siryn are stopped by police in connection with the Whitecloud incident. They turn out to be corrupt and Warpath is about to keep Siryn & himself from being taken by them to whoever paid them off.

Then some guy named Edwin Martynec, who transforms into a beast, stops them from getting further information. He kidnaps them and reveals to Warpath that Stryfe was behind the Camp Verde Massacre. The break free and attack, but Martynec stabs Warpath with a needle that speeds up his heartbeat too fast, and soon he has no pulse... Siryn lets out a crazy scream that fucks dude up.

As Warpath is dying we see his spirit in some type of hell world where he finds Stryfe. Dani Moonstar is then approached by one of the Valkyrie, a group she used to be apart of, who tells her about Warpath. She is able to transport her, Sunspot and Boomer to this hell world. While gone, Richie is approached by the mob again, but saved by someone who looks and has the same powers as Sunspot. In the Demon world, we see that Blackheart is the Demon who made an agreement with Stryfe to send him back to the living if he brought him Warpath destroyed. X-Force arrives and with their help Warpath defeats Stryfe and X-Force is sent back to earth.

Domino becomes wanted by a detective after he sees the tapes over her stopping a bank robbery. She then calls the Hellhouse looking for assassin work.

 

[SunflowaSeeds]

Deadpool #14

Weasel and Blind Al escape from the box, and Weasel decides to take off in hiding. Al stays behind because she still feels there is good in Deadpool and wants to pay her debts. We also find out that T-Ray & Typhoid Mary had been working together to fuck with Wade. Of course, in the end Deadpool is still alive and Zoe Culloden meets with him to transport him with her, calling it the beginning of his new life's work.

X-Factor #142

Wildchild meets up with Val Cooper, and Sabretooth shows up. He tries to get Wildchild to turn on her, but fails and they both leave. Wildchild tells Val that he'll be leaving X-Factor and going away for a while on his own, fearing that his feral state is returning.

X-Men v2 #72

Marrow & Wolverine have a fight and Marrow actually gets the better of him, stabbing him in the neck with one of her bones. He'd be dead without the healing factor, and he flips out but Cannonball uses force to stop him. Then Cannonball flips out on Storm for not giving Marrow a chance.

Sabra (a super powered being from Israel) and Gabrielle Haller (a member or the Israeli Embassy) track down a forger named George Odekirk who created Magnetos "Erik Lehnsherr" alias. However, Magneto had already killed him to prevent his identity from being discovered.

 

[SunflowaSeeds]

X-Men #34-36

One of Nate Grey's homies, Jam, gets into a bike accident and she loses her arm. Somehow after Nate visits the hospital, her arm grows back and she wakes up from her coma, causing the whole city to believe Nate did it and he becomes a superstar. We see that Purple Man is behind this, and has plans for Nate. No idea who purple man is, but some of you might:

Nate then saves an entire crowd at a basketball game from some political terrorist bombing. However, they get brought into the police station and detonate themselves, leaving the world wondering how Nate could allow something like this to happen, and if he might even be behind it. Purple Man was behind it all, and we find out that he has one of Nate's friends, Bux, as his associate. We find out that Purple Man was using her to get at Nate, forcing her to work with him. When Nate & Purple Man finally meet we find out that he had been subtly manipulating both the population of Manhattan and Nate himself into accepting and embracing him as a modern messianic figure, who would become so psychologically empowered by hero-worship that he would literally change the reality of the world using the full potential of his mutant power. The plan ultimately fails when Nate learns the truth and loses his confidence, thus reducing his power. Jam's arm is once again lost, as it was just a psionic projection. Nate contemplates jumping off a building due to his failure, but a voice stops him...

The destruction caused by Nate vs. Purple Man standoff:

 

[genocidecutter]

Keep it up

 

[SunflowaSeeds]

@genocidecutter I'm not getting many reactions and responses, but I'll keep doing it. Helps me stay aware of what's going on in multiple books at once.

Generation X #36

M-Plate traveled with Chimera & Synch to a place on the edge of Time called the Citadel of the Universal Amalgamator, which was a weapon of vast power that could merge every individual consciousness into a giant "godhead". Generation X was able to follow with the help of some weird time travelers.

Uncanny X-Men #353-354

Rogue is having nightmares where she is stealing people's powers, like Wolverine for example. Angel is having issues with Psylocke, who is trying to convince him that he wants to be with her more than the team. Then a woman from Department of Education comes by and puts the school on some kind of probation. Meanwhile Wolverine is attacked, and when they see Rogue near him the X-Men all blame her. She runs off and then Sauron (original Brotherhood of Mutants member) pops up and attacks.

I'll continue this one tomorrow...

 

[DrMindbender122]

@Seedz - reactions or not, I'm definitely reading these summaries. There's about a 10-year gap where I stopped reading comics altogether. These summaries of yours are definitely helping to bridge the gap from where I'd left off to where I started reading X-books again.

Respect, Bruh.

 

[SunflowaSeeds]

@DrMindbener122 Oh word? True that, glad people are getting something out of this.

Uncanny X-Men #353-354 Continued

Suaron kind of beats the shit out the X-Men at first, but is defeated in the end by a powerful blast from Jubilee. Meanwhile, Rogue runs away setting off for The Agee Institute in Manhattan, a place where a scientist believes he can turn mutants into humans, or remove the mutant gene.