Lois Lane v Mary Jane Watson

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Lois is a ho that had both her husband's best friend and arch Nemesis running through her.

Mj a down ass bitch that will hold down a job and help support her man while peter broke ass decides if he wants to b a photographer, scientist or save ungrateful ass new yawkers.
 
I thought this was

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Sexier- Mary Jane, easily. Lois was always said to be beautiful, but not movie star beautiful. And very few artists have drawn her really hot. Mary Jane was a supermodel.

Would win in a fight- Lois. Lois is an army brat who knows how to use weapons and has some hand to hand training. She'd kick Mary Jane's ass.

Most Loyal- I call this a draw.

Ride or Die- I give this to Mary Jane on the strength that Clark Kent is a successful reporter and novelist, and is the world's greatest, most respected hero, so it doesn't take much off Lois to stand by her man. Mary Jane married Peter Parker when the guy barely had two nickels to rub together. If that ain't ride or die, I don't know what is.
 
not this again!;7573632 said:
Sexier- Mary Jane, easily. Lois was always said to be beautiful, but not movie star beautiful. And very few artists have drawn her really hot. Mary Jane was a supermodel.

Would win in a fight- Lois. Lois is an army brat who knows how to use weapons and has some hand to hand training. She'd kick Mary Jane's ass.

Most Loyal- I call this a draw.

Ride or Die- I give this to Mary Jane on the strength that Clark Kent is a successful reporter and novelist, and is the world's greatest, most respected hero, so it doesn't take much off Lois to stand by her man. Mary Jane married Peter Parker when the guy barely had two nickels to rub together. If that ain't ride or die, I don't know what is.

Took the post right offa my fingertips... Mary Jane all the way...

They're on each other's heels in each category. Lois is lowkey an asshole

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Mary Jane. A super model marries a bum-ass freelance photographer. Bruh, that's like your homeboy marrying Selita Ebanks or Jessica White working at Exxon.

Subtract the Superman thing and Lois still married laterally. Mary Jane walked down stairs, around the corner, and then down into the subway to find a dude.
 
Breezy_Kilroy;7909248 said:
Why in the hell was Kirsten Dunst Mary Jane if Mary Jane was a super model?

Kirsten Dunce, er, I mean, Dunst was not the original choice to play Mary Jane. This little lady was......

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This is Alicia Witt. She was actually chosen to play Mary Jane, but the studio decided Dunst had better chemistry with Tobey Maguire (How, I have NO clue, since Dunst was about as wooden as you can get.), so Witt was replaced.

Now, as you can see, she's quite a bit better looking than Kirsten Dunst, and she's played spunky, fiery characters like Mary Jane before, so I don't understand the substitution.
 
Look wise. I'd say mj. Who would win in a fight? I would say Lois she's pretty tough. Both have a self defense background but I'd say Louis is tougher on the inside.
 

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