"Jesus called me a Ni**er and made me cry like a F*gg*t"

[Gold_Certificate]

Obviously thats not the real Jesus Christ, and this is intended to be a humorous thread. But Ima keep it trill.

I used to be ignorant, bigoted, and say derogatory things in regards to gay people.

But as a Christian, Ive learned to accept people as they are, because thats what Jesus would do.

People cant change the way God made them.

I would envision that its similar to the things Ive experienced being Black, something that you cant control but some people judge you for it.

Being a faggot is nothing like being black. We are made with the power to resist our sexual desires, we can't reject our skin. Are you going to embrace a liar for his lies?

You can't reject homosexuality, you're born that way.

Don't be mad at humans, be mad at "god" for that.

If I can resist cheating on my wife, a fag can resist assfucking another man. Homosexuality is a behavior and can be resisted and unlearned.

No excuses

Wack analogy b, you'd have to resist fucking women for your entire life for it to be an equivalent comparison.

What I am trying to say is wrong is wrong no matter how you are born. It is wrong to cheat on your wife and it is also wrong to fuck men. Period.

Niggas told me it was "wrong" to fuck bitches without marrying them.

I've since fucked bitches many dozens of times, and not once was I married.

I assume faggots ignore shit that goes against their nature in the same manner. Or else they'd be bitch-ass niggas in addition to being faggots.

It is wrong to fuck women without marrying them. Faggots do not ignore their faggotness that's what makes them faggots. Men do wrong and know it's wrong . faggots do wrong and excuse it by saying I was born this way . Also faggots=bitch ass niggas.

I was born hetero as fuck and so I fuck bitches, even if it's considered "wrong". To ignore this heterosexuality, I'd have to be a faggot; but since I am not a faggot, I fuck bitches as I desire.

Having faggottry to ignore is what makes someone a faggot in the first place. As a heterosexual, I have no faggottry to ignore; because I have no faggottry.

SMH @ The underlined. That's the anti-hetero shit I don't like.

 

[zombie]

Obviously thats not the real Jesus Christ, and this is intended to be a humorous thread. But Ima keep it trill.

I used to be ignorant, bigoted, and say derogatory things in regards to gay people.

But as a Christian, Ive learned to accept people as they are, because thats what Jesus would do.

People cant change the way God made them.

I would envision that its similar to the things Ive experienced being Black, something that you cant control but some people judge you for it.

Being a faggot is nothing like being black. We are made with the power to resist our sexual desires, we can't reject our skin. Are you going to embrace a liar for his lies?

You can't reject homosexuality, you're born that way.

Don't be mad at humans, be mad at "god" for that.

If I can resist cheating on my wife, a fag can resist assfucking another man. Homosexuality is a behavior and can be resisted and unlearned.

No excuses

Wack analogy b, you'd have to resist fucking women for your entire life for it to be an equivalent comparison.

What I am trying to say is wrong is wrong no matter how you are born. It is wrong to cheat on your wife and it is also wrong to fuck men. Period.

Niggas told me it was "wrong" to fuck bitches without marrying them.

I've since fucked bitches many dozens of times, and not once was I married.

I assume faggots ignore shit that goes against their nature in the same manner. Or else they'd be bitch-ass niggas in addition to being faggots.

It is wrong to fuck women without marrying them. Faggots do not ignore their faggotness that's what makes them faggots. Men do wrong and know it's wrong . faggots do wrong and excuse it by saying I was born this way . Also faggots=bitch ass niggas.

It is not wrong to fuck out of marriage. Marriage is bullshit.

LOL @ "traditional marriage" today, but dudes had WIVES and concubines and fucked them all.

FOH w that inconsistent bullshit.

Men who cheat on their wives are dumb as a box of nails. Fucking outside of marriage is not wise it creates too many problems. Having more than one wife is better than being gay.

 

[VIBE]

Obviously thats not the real Jesus Christ, and this is intended to be a humorous thread. But Ima keep it trill.

I used to be ignorant, bigoted, and say derogatory things in regards to gay people.

But as a Christian, Ive learned to accept people as they are, because thats what Jesus would do.

People cant change the way God made them.

I would envision that its similar to the things Ive experienced being Black, something that you cant control but some people judge you for it.

Being a faggot is nothing like being black. We are made with the power to resist our sexual desires, we can't reject our skin. Are you going to embrace a liar for his lies?

You can't reject homosexuality, you're born that way.

Don't be mad at humans, be mad at "god" for that.

If I can resist cheating on my wife, a fag can resist assfucking another man. Homosexuality is a behavior and can be resisted and unlearned.

No excuses

Wack analogy b, you'd have to resist fucking women for your entire life for it to be an equivalent comparison.

What I am trying to say is wrong is wrong no matter how you are born. It is wrong to cheat on your wife and it is also wrong to fuck men. Period.

Niggas told me it was "wrong" to fuck bitches without marrying them.

I've since fucked bitches many dozens of times, and not once was I married.

I assume faggots ignore shit that goes against their nature in the same manner. Or else they'd be bitch-ass niggas in addition to being faggots.

It is wrong to fuck women without marrying them. Faggots do not ignore their faggotness that's what makes them faggots. Men do wrong and know it's wrong . faggots do wrong and excuse it by saying I was born this way . Also faggots=bitch ass niggas.

It is not wrong to fuck out of marriage. Marriage is bullshit.

LOL @ "traditional marriage" today, but dudes had WIVES and concubines and fucked them all.

FOH w that inconsistent bullshit.

Men who cheat on their wives are dumb as a box of nails. Fucking outside of marriage is not wise it creates too many problems. Having more than one wife is better than being gay.

Concubines weren't wives, so god allowed them to smash concubines?

There's a few instances of sex out of marriage shit in the bible.

Consistency, it's important.

 

[zombie]

Obviously thats not the real Jesus Christ, and this is intended to be a humorous thread. But Ima keep it trill.

I used to be ignorant, bigoted, and say derogatory things in regards to gay people.

But as a Christian, Ive learned to accept people as they are, because thats what Jesus would do.

People cant change the way God made them.

I would envision that its similar to the things Ive experienced being Black, something that you cant control but some people judge you for it.

Being a faggot is nothing like being black. We are made with the power to resist our sexual desires, we can't reject our skin. Are you going to embrace a liar for his lies?

You can't reject homosexuality, you're born that way.

Don't be mad at humans, be mad at "god" for that.

If I can resist cheating on my wife, a fag can resist assfucking another man. Homosexuality is a behavior and can be resisted and unlearned.

No excuses

Wack analogy b, you'd have to resist fucking women for your entire life for it to be an equivalent comparison.

What I am trying to say is wrong is wrong no matter how you are born. It is wrong to cheat on your wife and it is also wrong to fuck men. Period.

Niggas told me it was "wrong" to fuck bitches without marrying them.

I've since fucked bitches many dozens of times, and not once was I married.

I assume faggots ignore shit that goes against their nature in the same manner. Or else they'd be bitch-ass niggas in addition to being faggots.

It is wrong to fuck women without marrying them. Faggots do not ignore their faggotness that's what makes them faggots. Men do wrong and know it's wrong . faggots do wrong and excuse it by saying I was born this way . Also faggots=bitch ass niggas.

I was born hetero as fuck and so I fuck bitches, even if it's considered "wrong". To ignore this heterosexuality, I'd have to be a faggot; but since I am not a faggot, I fuck bitches as I desire.

Having faggottry to ignore is what makes someone a faggot in the first place. As a heterosexual, I have no faggottry to ignore; because I have no faggottry.

SMH @ The underlined. That's the anti-hetero shit I don't like.

It's not wrong to fuck women. It is wrong to fuck the wrong women. Only fags need to resist being fags. You don't need to ignore it because you don't have that mental sickness. They do therefore they should fight it not embrace it.

 

[Kushington]

Zombie you need Jesus.

After you accept God in your heart you wont have the mean spirited nature to call another person the f-word based on something they cant control.

You would be offended if a White person called you the n-word, so why would you pass that hatred on to gay people, knowing how offensive it can be?

We didnt choose to be Black or heterosexual, and they didnt choose to be gay.

Since youre not gay, you shouldnt have any interest, apprehension or hostility towards another persons sexuality. People cant choose who they love, and the Bible says nobody has the right to judge another. Matthew 7:1-5.

 

[Gold_Certificate]

Obviously thats not the real Jesus Christ, and this is intended to be a humorous thread. But Ima keep it trill.

I used to be ignorant, bigoted, and say derogatory things in regards to gay people.

But as a Christian, Ive learned to accept people as they are, because thats what Jesus would do.

People cant change the way God made them.

I would envision that its similar to the things Ive experienced being Black, something that you cant control but some people judge you for it.

Being a faggot is nothing like being black. We are made with the power to resist our sexual desires, we can't reject our skin. Are you going to embrace a liar for his lies?

You can't reject homosexuality, you're born that way.

Don't be mad at humans, be mad at "god" for that.

If I can resist cheating on my wife, a fag can resist assfucking another man. Homosexuality is a behavior and can be resisted and unlearned.

No excuses

Wack analogy b, you'd have to resist fucking women for your entire life for it to be an equivalent comparison.

What I am trying to say is wrong is wrong no matter how you are born. It is wrong to cheat on your wife and it is also wrong to fuck men. Period.

Niggas told me it was "wrong" to fuck bitches without marrying them.

I've since fucked bitches many dozens of times, and not once was I married.

I assume faggots ignore shit that goes against their nature in the same manner. Or else they'd be bitch-ass niggas in addition to being faggots.

It is wrong to fuck women without marrying them. Faggots do not ignore their faggotness that's what makes them faggots. Men do wrong and know it's wrong . faggots do wrong and excuse it by saying I was born this way . Also faggots=bitch ass niggas.

I was born hetero as fuck and so I fuck bitches, even if it's considered "wrong". To ignore this heterosexuality, I'd have to be a faggot; but since I am not a faggot, I fuck bitches as I desire.

Having faggottry to ignore is what makes someone a faggot in the first place. As a heterosexual, I have no faggottry to ignore; because I have no faggottry.

SMH @ The underlined. That's the anti-hetero shit I don't like.

It's not wrong to fuck women. It is wrong to fuck the wrong women. Only fags need to resist being fags. You don't need to ignore it because you don't have that mental sickness. They do therefore they should fight it not embrace it.

But the fact that they need to fight it means it's already too late.

If I followed the bolded rule, me and like 90% of the niggas my age would be virgins.nh

No way that that shit is hetero bruh.

 

[bubbaclot]

It's wrong to mix fabrics

 

[zombie]

Zombie you need Jesus.

After you accept God in your heart you wont have the mean spirited nature to call another person the f-word based on something they cant control.

You would be offended if a White person called you the n-word, so why would you pass that hatred on to gay people, knowing how offensive it can be?

We didnt choose to be Black or heterosexual, and they didnt choose to be gay.

Since youre not gay, you shouldnt have any interest, apprehension or hostility towards another persons sexuality. People cant choose who they love, and the Bible says nobody has the right to judge another. Matthew 7:1-5.

They can control it and that is the whole point. The god we serve is not a coward or a pussy he is a warrior. I am not going to accept wrong as right. You are one of those soft christians not me. The god of the ot is the god of the new. And he does not fuck around. I don't judge a person but I will judge an action.

 

[VIBE]

Obviously thats not the real Jesus Christ, and this is intended to be a humorous thread. But Ima keep it trill.

I used to be ignorant, bigoted, and say derogatory things in regards to gay people.

But as a Christian, Ive learned to accept people as they are, because thats what Jesus would do.

People cant change the way God made them.

I would envision that its similar to the things Ive experienced being Black, something that you cant control but some people judge you for it.

Being a faggot is nothing like being black. We are made with the power to resist our sexual desires, we can't reject our skin. Are you going to embrace a liar for his lies?

You can't reject homosexuality, you're born that way.

Don't be mad at humans, be mad at "god" for that.

If I can resist cheating on my wife, a fag can resist assfucking another man. Homosexuality is a behavior and can be resisted and unlearned.

No excuses

Wack analogy b, you'd have to resist fucking women for your entire life for it to be an equivalent comparison.

What I am trying to say is wrong is wrong no matter how you are born. It is wrong to cheat on your wife and it is also wrong to fuck men. Period.

Niggas told me it was "wrong" to fuck bitches without marrying them.

I've since fucked bitches many dozens of times, and not once was I married.

I assume faggots ignore shit that goes against their nature in the same manner. Or else they'd be bitch-ass niggas in addition to being faggots.

It is wrong to fuck women without marrying them. Faggots do not ignore their faggotness that's what makes them faggots. Men do wrong and know it's wrong . faggots do wrong and excuse it by saying I was born this way . Also faggots=bitch ass niggas.

I was born hetero as fuck and so I fuck bitches, even if it's considered "wrong". To ignore this heterosexuality, I'd have to be a faggot; but since I am not a faggot, I fuck bitches as I desire.

Having faggottry to ignore is what makes someone a faggot in the first place. As a heterosexual, I have no faggottry to ignore; because I have no faggottry.

SMH @ The underlined. That's the anti-hetero shit I don't like.

It's not wrong to fuck women. It is wrong to fuck the wrong women. Only fags need to resist being fags. You don't need to ignore it because you don't have that mental sickness. They do therefore they should fight it not embrace it.

So you agree you are born gay, cool.

 

[Kushington]

@Kushington is the male Real Lady now.

Nigga been doing all the drugs offa Pico & La Brea

Nope, Im not even in Los Angeles right now and Ive been sober all year with no issues, and Im perfectly coherent.

Ive accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior, and that brings peace of mind that only other believers can relate to.

Give your soul to God, instead of giving it to the world, and see if you dont feel brand new.

 

[PK_TK_187]

if the OT and NT god are one in the same dude is bipolar

 

[zombie]

Obviously thats not the real Jesus Christ, and this is intended to be a humorous thread. But Ima keep it trill.

I used to be ignorant, bigoted, and say derogatory things in regards to gay people.

But as a Christian, Ive learned to accept people as they are, because thats what Jesus would do.

People cant change the way God made them.

I would envision that its similar to the things Ive experienced being Black, something that you cant control but some people judge you for it.

Being a faggot is nothing like being black. We are made with the power to resist our sexual desires, we can't reject our skin. Are you going to embrace a liar for his lies?

You can't reject homosexuality, you're born that way.

Don't be mad at humans, be mad at "god" for that.

If I can resist cheating on my wife, a fag can resist assfucking another man. Homosexuality is a behavior and can be resisted and unlearned.

No excuses

Wack analogy b, you'd have to resist fucking women for your entire life for it to be an equivalent comparison.

What I am trying to say is wrong is wrong no matter how you are born. It is wrong to cheat on your wife and it is also wrong to fuck men. Period.

Niggas told me it was "wrong" to fuck bitches without marrying them.

I've since fucked bitches many dozens of times, and not once was I married.

I assume faggots ignore shit that goes against their nature in the same manner. Or else they'd be bitch-ass niggas in addition to being faggots.

It is wrong to fuck women without marrying them. Faggots do not ignore their faggotness that's what makes them faggots. Men do wrong and know it's wrong . faggots do wrong and excuse it by saying I was born this way . Also faggots=bitch ass niggas.

I was born hetero as fuck and so I fuck bitches, even if it's considered "wrong". To ignore this heterosexuality, I'd have to be a faggot; but since I am not a faggot, I fuck bitches as I desire.

Having faggottry to ignore is what makes someone a faggot in the first place. As a heterosexual, I have no faggottry to ignore; because I have no faggottry.

SMH @ The underlined. That's the anti-hetero shit I don't like.

It's not wrong to fuck women. It is wrong to fuck the wrong women. Only fags need to resist being fags. You don't need to ignore it because you don't have that mental sickness. They do therefore they should fight it not embrace it.

But the fact that they need to fight it means it's already too late.

If I followed the underlined rule, me and like 90% of the niggas my age would be virgins.nh

No way that that shit is hetero bruh.

If more people followed the underlined their would be less rachet sluts making monsters and less std's floating around. How old are you? If you want to fuck fuck only your girlfriend/ wife. I don't see how that would make you a virgin. Random sex with anybody is Detrimental to you the girl and society at large.

 

[Kushington]

Well Im still relatively new, so if Im wrong, one of the scripture scholars can feel free to correct me..but in the OT the original sin occured and the law was given to man through Moses, while in the NT Jesus had died for our sins which gave man the ability of repentance and salvation to recieve the glory of God.

 

[Gold_Certificate]

I've never been married, so If I only fucked bitches I was married to, I would have fucked a grand total of zero bitches.

Fucking women>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Not fucking women

Acting upon ones heterosexuality>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Not acting upon ones heterosexuality

 

[Gold_Certificate]

Well Im still relatively new, so if Im wrong, one of the scripture scholars can feel free to correct me..but in the OT the original sin occured and the law was given to man through Moses, while in the NT Jesus had died for our sins which gave man the ability of repentance and salvation to recieve the glory of God.

Nah b, Jesus didn't hit an undo button on the laws of the OT.

Matthew 5:17 bruh.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

The thread title is hillarious.

 

[zombie]

Obviously thats not the real Jesus Christ, and this is intended to be a humorous thread. But Ima keep it trill.

I used to be ignorant, bigoted, and say derogatory things in regards to gay people.

But as a Christian, Ive learned to accept people as they are, because thats what Jesus would do.

People cant change the way God made them.

I would envision that its similar to the things Ive experienced being Black, something that you cant control but some people judge you for it.

Being a faggot is nothing like being black. We are made with the power to resist our sexual desires, we can't reject our skin. Are you going to embrace a liar for his lies?

You can't reject homosexuality, you're born that way.

Don't be mad at humans, be mad at "god" for that.

If I can resist cheating on my wife, a fag can resist assfucking another man. Homosexuality is a behavior and can be resisted and unlearned.

No excuses

Wack analogy b, you'd have to resist fucking women for your entire life for it to be an equivalent comparison.

What I am trying to say is wrong is wrong no matter how you are born. It is wrong to cheat on your wife and it is also wrong to fuck men. Period.

Niggas told me it was "wrong" to fuck bitches without marrying them.

I've since fucked bitches many dozens of times, and not once was I married.

I assume faggots ignore shit that goes against their nature in the same manner. Or else they'd be bitch-ass niggas in addition to being faggots.

It is wrong to fuck women without marrying them. Faggots do not ignore their faggotness that's what makes them faggots. Men do wrong and know it's wrong . faggots do wrong and excuse it by saying I was born this way . Also faggots=bitch ass niggas.

I was born hetero as fuck and so I fuck bitches, even if it's considered "wrong". To ignore this heterosexuality, I'd have to be a faggot; but since I am not a faggot, I fuck bitches as I desire.

Having faggottry to ignore is what makes someone a faggot in the first place. As a heterosexual, I have no faggottry to ignore; because I have no faggottry.

SMH @ The underlined. That's the anti-hetero shit I don't like.

It's not wrong to fuck women. It is wrong to fuck the wrong women. Only fags need to resist being fags. You don't need to ignore it because you don't have that mental sickness. They do therefore they should fight it not embrace it.

So you agree you are born gay, cool.

the standards are the same.

I was born to love pussy. You love dick

I fuck the wrong pussy I am in the wrong.

You suck dick you are in the wrong.

I know if I fuck the wrong pussy I will burn

God does not care how you we are born. We are all born opposite to the way he wants us to be . It's our chosen actions and the heart behind them that matters . Except for the physical body we chose what we want to be

There is no hope for a faggot who thinks like you.

 

[PK_TK_187]

why would god create someone to act the opposite way he wants them to act?

zombie looking dumb right now

 

[zombie]

why would god create someone to act the opposite way he wants them to act?

zombie looking dumb right now

Fool, He wants us to chose to act against our nature. To be like him we must enforce our will against our nature.

 

[Kushington]

Respectfully @ Kush wtf is this shit yo. You recently find religion or some shit?

Yeah. Im brand new.

Respect. So your not pursing your music career any more?

I dont know.

A negative, ignorant, immature mentality is what caused problems for me in the first place.

Its logical to assume that exploiting that same negativity for material gains would breed more negativity.