"Jesus called me a Ni**er and made me cry like a F*gg*t"

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Lmao bitch ass

Time for him to log the fuck off and stop crying like a bitch.

Black people used to have to put up with that shit everyday in real life.
 
Over and over again Jesus (as he called himself) berated me and called me the ‘n word’ more times than I care to remember. Over 50 comments later, I was sitting in a corner balling my eyes out because I felt so hated by “Jesus”.

In desperation I prayed for Jesus to make “Jesus” go away.

Shit had me dying!!
 
Obviously thats not the real Jesus Christ, and this is intended to be a humorous thread. But Ima keep it trill.

I used to be ignorant, bigoted, and say derogatory things in regards to gay people.

But as a Christian, Ive learned to accept people as they are, because thats what Jesus would do.

People cant change the way God made them.

I would envision that its similar to the things Ive experienced being Black, something that you cant control but some people judge you for it.

 
Kushington;5440249 said:
Obviously thats not the real Jesus Christ, and this is intended to be a humorous thread. But Ima keep it trill.

I used to be ignorant, bigoted, and say derogatory things in regards to gay people.

But as a Christian, Ive learned to accept people as they are, because thats what Jesus would do.

People cant change the way God made them.

I would envision that its similar to the things Ive experienced being Black, something that you cant control but some people judge you for it.

Jesus would've stoned a homo.
 
Kushington;5440249 said:
Obviously thats not the real Jesus Christ, and this is intended to be a humorous thread. But Ima keep it trill.

I used to be ignorant, bigoted, and say derogatory things in regards to gay people.

But as a Christian, Ive learned to accept people as they are, because thats what Jesus would do.

People cant change the way God made them.

I would envision that its similar to the things Ive experienced being Black, something that you cant control but some people judge you for it.

Being a faggot is nothing like being black. We are made with the power to resist our sexual desires, we can't reject our skin. Are you going to embrace a liar for his lies?
 
zombie;5440269 said:
Kushington;5440249 said:
Obviously thats not the real Jesus Christ, and this is intended to be a humorous thread. But Ima keep it trill.

I used to be ignorant, bigoted, and say derogatory things in regards to gay people.

But as a Christian, Ive learned to accept people as they are, because thats what Jesus would do.

People cant change the way God made them.

I would envision that its similar to the things Ive experienced being Black, something that you cant control but some people judge you for it.

Being a faggot is nothing like being black. We are made with the power to resist our sexual desires, we can't reject our skin. Are you going to embrace a liar for his lies?

You can't reject homosexuality, you're born that way.

Don't be mad at humans, be mad at "god" for that.
 
VIBE;5440270 said:
zombie;5440269 said:
Kushington;5440249 said:
Obviously thats not the real Jesus Christ, and this is intended to be a humorous thread. But Ima keep it trill.

I used to be ignorant, bigoted, and say derogatory things in regards to gay people.

But as a Christian, Ive learned to accept people as they are, because thats what Jesus would do.

People cant change the way God made them.

I would envision that its similar to the things Ive experienced being Black, something that you cant control but some people judge you for it.

Being a faggot is nothing like being black. We are made with the power to resist our sexual desires, we can't reject our skin. Are you going to embrace a liar for his lies?

You can't reject homosexuality, you're born that way.

Don't be mad at humans, be mad at "god" for that.

If I can resist cheating on my wife, a fag can resist assfucking another man. Homosexuality is a behavior and can be resisted and unlearned.

No excuses
 
zombie;5440293 said:
VIBE;5440270 said:
zombie;5440269 said:
Kushington;5440249 said:
Obviously thats not the real Jesus Christ, and this is intended to be a humorous thread. But Ima keep it trill.

I used to be ignorant, bigoted, and say derogatory things in regards to gay people.

But as a Christian, Ive learned to accept people as they are, because thats what Jesus would do.

People cant change the way God made them.

I would envision that its similar to the things Ive experienced being Black, something that you cant control but some people judge you for it.

Being a faggot is nothing like being black. We are made with the power to resist our sexual desires, we can't reject our skin. Are you going to embrace a liar for his lies?

You can't reject homosexuality, you're born that way.

Don't be mad at humans, be mad at "god" for that.

If I can resist cheating on my wife, a fag can resist assfucking another man. Homosexuality is a behavior and can be resisted and unlearned.

No excuses

what do the two have to do with each other?

two men can do more than just "assfuck" each other
 
zombie;5440293 said:
VIBE;5440270 said:
zombie;5440269 said:
Kushington;5440249 said:
Obviously thats not the real Jesus Christ, and this is intended to be a humorous thread. But Ima keep it trill.

I used to be ignorant, bigoted, and say derogatory things in regards to gay people.

But as a Christian, Ive learned to accept people as they are, because thats what Jesus would do.

People cant change the way God made them.

I would envision that its similar to the things Ive experienced being Black, something that you cant control but some people judge you for it.

Being a faggot is nothing like being black. We are made with the power to resist our sexual desires, we can't reject our skin. Are you going to embrace a liar for his lies?

You can't reject homosexuality, you're born that way.

Don't be mad at humans, be mad at "god" for that.

If I can resist cheating on my wife, a fag can resist assfucking another man. Homosexuality is a behavior and can be resisted and unlearned.

No excuses
Wack analogy b, you'd have to resist fucking women for your entire life for it to be an equivalent comparison.
 
Y'all niggas about to have pk talking about what two men can do with each other.

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