I'm about to lose my virginity tonight and I need some pointers...

[Mdizzle9000]

try to piss inside of her

 

[therealist_]

Just make sure you eat the Puss.....and go Raw. Condoms are out in 2010

Yeah I wasn't planning on strapping up my first time...I heard that you can't catch a STD or get a girl pregnant on your first time

smh @ you saying your girl isn't even a 5

gottdayum!

She willing to fuck me though

give her the bowling ball grip and the shocker....it never fails

I bring a bowling ball with me?...don't see how that would help

sMH are you doing this because of peer pressure or social pressure? Don't do it. Do you have any standards?

Fuck that standard shit...A female is finally showing me interest and offering me pussy

have her lay on the bed spread eagle and you run from the other side of the room and see if you can complete the landing

Will this make her have an orgasm?

 

[P-Dogg77]

sMH are you doing this because of peer pressure or social pressure? Don't do it. Do you have any standards?

I'd fuck any female if i was 23 and still a virgin.

 

[death187sin]

*waits for it* *waits for it*

 

[dc's teflondon]

Yeah I wasn't planning on strapping up my first time...I heard that you can't catch a STD or get a girl pregnant on your first time

She willing to fuck me though

I bring a bowling ball with me?...don't see how that would help

Fuck that standard shit...A female is finally showing me interest and offering me pussy

Will this make her have an orgasm?

niggas is funny

 

[kentuckywildcat]

Yeah,Fam...Nutting in Pussy is one of the Best feelings in Life....Don't even get up afterwards. Just roll over and go to sleep

 

[Fundz O' Plenty]

Don't even wreck your brain with tryna make her cum nigga... You're have your hands full gettin' your own off.

Relax nigga....

 

[therealist_]

Yeah,Fam...Nutting in Pussy is one of the Best feelings in Life....Don't even get up afterwards. Just roll over and go to sleep

Do I cuddle with her afterwards? I mean she pretty big but Im pretty sure I can get my arms around her.

 

[dc's teflondon]

stick your finger in her ass and then rub it around your upper lip...this will allow you to fuck for 5 extra minutes

 

[1of1]

Reason posters trying their hand at random troll threads...

 

[kentuckywildcat]

Do I cuddle with her afterwards? I mean she pretty big but Im pretty sure I can get my arms around her.

Naw,she probably want to Cuddle with a Sandwich since she is that Big

Just Bust in her and Take a Nap....You going to need a rest for Rd 2

 

[Fundz O' Plenty]

Do I cuddle with her afterwards? I mean she pretty big but Im pretty sure I can get my arms around her.

Come on son.....

NIGGA OF COURSE YOU CUDDLE WITH THAT BITCH!!!

YOU INSENSITVE FUCK!

 

[Rocket Kidd]

nah the bowling ball grip is put ur ring and middle finger in the puss and your thumb in her butt...kinda like you would a bowling ball.......get it?

 

[therealist_]

Don't even wreck your brain with tryna make her cum nigga... You're have your hands full gettin' your own off.

Relax nigga....

So I don't make her cum...I don't understand

 

[Fundz O' Plenty]

So I don't make her cum...I don't understand

lol, no......

lol, I know......

 

[therealist_]

stick your finger in her ass and then rub it around your upper lip...this will allow you to fuck for 5 extra minutes

Now that's just nasty

Wow, super weak nigga from my home town. Hoes are throwing this shit out and decent girls aren't that hard to please just be a decent nigga . The worst part you must be a slum type nigga or your just playing around.

Why you talking shit?? You mad cause Im fucking something tonight and you're not?

nah the bowling ball grip is put ur ring and middle finger in the puss and your thumb in her butt...kinda like you would a bowling ball.......get it?

That sounds complicated..do I actually go in throwing motion once I get my fingers situated?

 

[Rocket Kidd]

LMAO.......ummm i didn't but you should give it try.

 

[Cutler 26 INT's LOL!]

Man dis nigga bullshittin ya'll lol...

 

[Shuffington]

nah the bowling ball grip is put ur ring and middle finger in the puss and your thumb in her butt...kinda like you would a bowling ball.......get it?

ahhh

then can yell Streeeeeeee IKE ! .. like Al Bundy

dope move

*adds to repertoirer *

 

[idoitforhiphop10]

damn atleast aim for a 6. im 20 and a virgin, u don't make me feel to bad. i've done almost everything except fuck and get my dick sucked.