How long should you be with someone before you eat the butt?

[The Lonious Monk]

I'll kiss the hole food goes in, but never the one it comes out. So, as someone who has never and will never eat ass, the correct answer is infinity.

For you ass eaters, I'd guess a suitable answer would be long enough to verify their cleaning habits?

 

[blackgod813]

First date

 

[Sandinista]

Vaginas are self-cleansing and the natural smell of wet vag is GOAT. So I'll lick sum snatch on the first date...right after a hike or she's all sweaty from the dance floor.

Assholes ain't self cleansing and the natural smell of assholes is not the GOAT. I'll only eat ass if I witness that slut coming out of the shower and we've been together for a couple o'years.

And I'm in love.

And she's an Arsenal fan.

And she's never farted no epic farts in my presence.

 

[blackgod813]

I just ate ass she cool firsr blood cycle im show im down for her an do that to

 

[BusterBreeze]

Never for a gentleman to partake in such behavior

 

[Preach2Teach]

 

[HafBayked]

Am I the only one that's confused that a bot made this thread?

I dont know if Im with this shit

thats what I was referring to....took a random post and put the shit on front street

idk bout that one

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

Long enough to see if they have a trash diet.

 

[AZTG]

Why diet matters? She gonna shit regardless right? Shit is shit. Im more interested in her shower and scrub habits

 

[All5KingDrive]

Never for a gentleman to partake in such behavior

That's the

I eat ass face, too

You can't make this shit up

Literally

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

Why diet matters? She gonna shit regardless right? Shit is shit. Im more interested in her shower and scrub habits

I'd rather eat the ass of a girl who has healthy* torpedo shit than mud butt.

 

[bkkbully]

I was at work one day, and for this particular job we were out in the field shooting a documentary. One of the subjects was a half Black, half Italian brother who was definitely more Italian than brother. His pops had knocked his moms up in Milan and then dipped back to the US, and he was raised by his mother.

This nigga was funny as fuck though, he was telling me all these crazy stories and then the topic of eating ass came up. He told me that after kissing a girl, the next immediate thing he does, is go straight for the ass. No foreplay, no warm up, just a few kisses and he sticks his face in the girls butt. Even for me, I was like god damn nigga that is nasty! I'm all about eating my girls butt, but I've known my girl since we were in middle school nigga lmao!

 

[All5KingDrive]

Why diet matters? She gonna shit regardless right? Shit is shit. Im more interested in her shower and scrub habits

I'd rather eat the ass of a girl who has healthy* torpedo shit than mud butt.

Biblical, you out there eatin Canadian ass?

 

[AZTG]

Why diet matters? She gonna shit regardless right? Shit is shit. Im more interested in her shower and scrub habits

I'd rather eat the ass of a girl who has healthy* torpedo shit than mud butt.

either way you would be doing it wrong.

uhhh not that I know the right way but you gotta eat ass when shes out the shower and before she takes a shit. once shes taken a shit out the shower it dont matter what kinda shit it is.

not that I have any experience.

 

[LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY]

fresh out the shower ass >>>

Prepared for the occasion once she opened her ass in doggy position i had no choice but investigate the case.

 

[LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY]

People is about PREPARATION. You dont lick ass automatically. First you put a finger in it. If it gets in easily abd comes out clean and parfumed, it means that has prepared it and want some.

By the way if a woman bends over,open her buttcheeks and point her ass with the middle finger while looking at you YOU BETTER NOT HESITATE OR SOMEONE ELSE GON DO IT!!

LOL

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

Why diet matters? She gonna shit regardless right? Shit is shit. Im more interested in her shower and scrub habits

I'd rather eat the ass of a girl who has healthy* torpedo shit than mud butt.

Biblical, you out there eatin Canadian ass?

I have, but that was a long long time ago.

 

[b'mer...]

 

[Go figure]

If shes my girl that butt gettin ate with not a single fuck given

 

[All5KingDrive]

Why diet matters? She gonna shit regardless right? Shit is shit. Im more interested in her shower and scrub habits

I'd rather eat the ass of a girl who has healthy* torpedo shit than mud butt.

Biblical, you out there eatin Canadian ass?

I have, but that was a long long time ago.

Well alrighty then

Canadian Bacon