Porn Star Aurora Jolie’s Sex Etiquette

[J.Clinton]

This is wack!!!!!!!

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[yanniiiee]

3. STRIP CLUB ETIQUETTE

I started dancing a few years ago when I was 19 years old. At the time, the world of strip clubs was so foreign to me. Very quickly, through the school of hard knocks, I learned what the Do’s and Don’ts of the gentleman’s club. There needs to be a list of rules for customer etiquette, because some men just don’t know what to do when they go to the club. Here are some tips:

A) If you aren’t getting dances and are at the club to mingle with friends, drink, and watch sports, TIPPING IS A MUST! No, you don’t have to “make it rain,” but every dollar counts. When a girl comes off stage, even if she didn’t do a phenomenal set, just stuff a couple dollars in her g-string or hand it to her. She WILL appreciate it!

B) If you’re sitting at the stage watching a girl go through all her best dancing/pole tricks, don’t wiggle your measy $1 bill in her face. That will more than likely piss her off.

C) DO NOT.. I repeat.. DO NOT try to stick your dirty ass dollar bill in her pussy or asshole. Any self-respecting stripper will go off at this totally unsanitary action.

D) You know girls are at the club to work, not for the hell of it. So if a dancer sits next to you and starts a conversation which goes on for more than ten minutes, it is your obligation to tell her if you’re not intending to buy a dance and let her move along, because every second at the club equals money or wasted money.

E) If you do take a girl back for a lapdance, before the dance starts, ask the girl what her personal boundaries are and what you can and can’t touch. She will surely appreciate this.

F) DO NOT pull your dick out of your pants while the girl is dancing. Freaky girls won’t care, but most dancers think this is foul behavior.

G) Like Chris Rock said, there is NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM. Obviously, we all know what really goes on back there, but is it really worth it? With all the raids going on, it’s too much of a liability for all parties involved, including the actual club. If he’s trying to fuck and you’re into that sort of thing, just get a damn hotel room! Champagne rooms are icky cum-infested rooms anyway, even by my porn star standards.

I had to lol and smh.

 

[Bussy_Getta]

i cs the anal stuff

 

[BelovedAfeni]

good read i never went to a strip but if i do i know what to do

 

[usmarin3]

Good read up, and smh at the racism in the porn industry.

 

[Lambent]

this bitch actually said the phrase

"any self respecting stripper"

these whores i tell you. these whores...

I had to lol and smh.

It's cool because she said "self - respecting stripper." At least she didn't say "any self respecting women."

 

[salamerican1]

Good read

*goes to spankwire*

 

[Kame]

I read the whole thing.... shit a good read

 

[Well Got Dam]

aint gonna read all this shit, but this bitch sounds dumb as fuck!

 

[thekillingjoke]

aint gonna read all this shit, but this bitch sounds dumb as fuck!

And how do you know she sounds dumb as fuck if you don't read the whole thing?

 

[Well Got Dam]

And how do you know she sounds dumb as fuck if you don't read the whole thing?

i just skimmed through that bitch!

 

[MR.CJ]

9. PORN PEEVES

A little known fact outside the porn industry is the fact that porn is even more racist than Hollywood. At least Halle Berry, Denzel Washington, and Jennifer Hudson have won Oscars. A black woman has never won an AVN (the Oscars of porn) but has rarely even been nominated. The same goes for black men in porn as well. Most of the top porn companies like Vivid, Wicked, Hustler, and Adam & Eve don’t even have one black contract girl (Vivid has had three black contract girls in the past 25 years). And these companies want to know why sales are slipping?

i already knew this

 

[thekillingjoke]

i just skimmed through that bitch!

Ok, let's apply logic here (which most Americans are uncomfortable using). If you only skim through an article, without reading it in its entirety, how can you come to the conclusion that it is devoid of any enlightening information? Now if you read the whole thing and came to your own conclusion that it she sounded "dumb as fuck" then ok, you are entitled to your opinion and I understand. But you cannot say that an article is dumb without reading it as a whole. That's like reading the opening pargraph of A Tale Between Two Cities, putting the book down and saying, "This book is stupid and wack".

 

[Well Got Dam]

Ok, let's apply logic here (which most Americans are uncomfortable using). If you only skim through an article, without reading it in its entirety, how can you come to the conclusion that it is devoid of any enlightening information? Now if you read the whole thing and came to your own conclusion that it she sounded "dumb as fuck" then ok, you are entitled to your opinion and I understand. But you cannot say that an article is dumb without reading it as a whole. That's like reading the opening pargraph of A Tale Between Two Cities, putting the book down and saying, "This book is stupid and wack".

logic to some random porn bitch write up of set etiquette?..........u in love with this bitch or something, i just skimmed through and came up wit the opinion she a dumb bitch, plus she in porn so she cant be that intelligent

give two fucks about this bitch and her article

 

[thekillingjoke]

logic to some random porn bitch write up of set etiquette?..........u in love with this bitch or something, i just skimmed through and came up wit the opinion she a dumb bitch, plus she in porn so she cant be that intelligent

give two fucks about this bitch and her article

Yet you took the time to click on the post and skim through it. Let's apply logic here again: If you did not care for a porn star or her opinions, why did you even take the time out of your busy life to click on the post, skim through it, then respond with an uninformed opinion?

 

[Well Got Dam]

Yet you took the time to click on the post and skim through it. Let's apply logic here again: If you did not care for a porn star or her opinions, why did you even take the time out of your busy life to click on the post, skim through it, then respond with an uninformed opinion?

Let's apply logic here...........i see what u doing, u on that back and forth shit to up yo thread page count huh!

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[Well Got Dam]

the fact that y'all found this to be a "great read" is funny to me...

Da realist shit in this muthafucka!

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[king hassan]

Where that "I did'nt read Gif" with the black dude dancing at the furniture store

 

[thekillingjoke]

Let's apply logic here...........i see what u doing, u on that back and forth shit to up yo thread page count huh!

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Up my thread page count? No, I am just making a pointed observation, and proving a point: Before making an opinion on a subject, be informed about it first.

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