There's a few, I believe I've told the story bout smashin a bitch w/ saran wrap on my dick (not really ashamed of that lol)
but there was this bitch I went to school w/ & a few yrs after we graduated we became fb friends
so I sent a msg "hey, what's up.. yada ya blah blah blah, we should chill & smoke 1 blah blah"
& she said she got a bf/bd, but if I need sum bud hmu... cool
few months passed (& I copped sum bud a few times in between) she hmu talkin bout her bf/bd got locked up & needs to sell sum weed for bond/lawyer fees & we can smoke sum... aight
I go to her crib, walk in the living room & it's another dude in there.. I'm like "wtf?!?", she says it's her brother
Aight whatever, so we rolled 1 & all 3 of us smoked, then when it's out she tells her brother "we're (her & I) gonna go chill in the other room"
It's bout 2am at this point, everybody knows what's up
We go in the room & there's a baby (no older than a yr) sleep on the bed.. again I'm like "wtf?!?"
She's like this the only room since her brother was stayin over.. aight
I'm gettin topped off, then bend her over on the corner of the bed... at one point her pussy farted & out the corner of my eye I seen the baby shake like it heard thunder lol
After bout 10mins of backshots she wants to ride, so I'm tryna lay on the corner (not comfortable)
So I slide back a lil & felt the baby.. smh.. instant limp
Got up, told her I couldn't do this, put my pants on w/ the rubber still on & dipped
Omw home I'm jus thinkin "what a POS I am, but what does that make her?" if she'll smash w/ her baby sleep on the same bed while the bf/bd locked up
I need to get my life right... smh