Hookups you're ashamed of

[_Lefty]

There's just so much more you can do when a chick gotta fat ass but it only works if she a freak. A boring chick with a fat ass is as wack as Jhonni Blaze sex tape. I've fucked myself over messing with butterfaces with fat asses but a butterface with big titties will easily get dismissed.

You haven't lived until you fuck a broad between her tits and she lickin your balls at the same time bruh.

Too far.

That view is fucking horrible. It's one thing to deepthroat with your head hanging off the bed it's another for and a mans ass to be directly on your nose. I'll never love anybody enough for a nigga to ride my face.

When we eatin ya'll pussy from the back, you think we just cool with bein that close to the mexican border?

Love = Sacrifice.

 

[Westie]

There's just so much more you can do when a chick gotta fat ass but it only works if she a freak. A boring chick with a fat ass is as wack as Jhonni Blaze sex tape. I've fucked myself over messing with butterfaces with fat asses but a butterface with big titties will easily get dismissed.

You haven't lived until you fuck a broad between her tits and she lickin your balls at the same time bruh.

Too far.

That view is fucking horrible. It's one thing to deepthroat with your head hanging off the bed it's another for and a mans ass to be directly on your nose. I'll never love anybody enough for a nigga to ride my face.

Ain't nobody riding yo face but best belee you caressing deez nuts nh. I bet you'll love riding a niggas face tho

Yes and yes. Man's asshole and a woman's asshole are not the same.

 

[Westie]

There's just so much more you can do when a chick gotta fat ass but it only works if she a freak. A boring chick with a fat ass is as wack as Jhonni Blaze sex tape. I've fucked myself over messing with butterfaces with fat asses but a butterface with big titties will easily get dismissed.

You haven't lived until you fuck a broad between her tits and she lickin your balls at the same time bruh.

Too far.

That view is fucking horrible. It's one thing to deepthroat with your head hanging off the bed it's another for and a mans ass to be directly on your nose. I'll never love anybody enough for a nigga to ride my face.

When we eatin ya'll pussy from the back, you think we just cool with bein that close to the mexican border?

Love = Sacrifice.

Yeah. Like I said never ever ever will I love someone that much.

 

[Rasta.]

There's just so much more you can do when a chick gotta fat ass but it only works if she a freak. A boring chick with a fat ass is as wack as Jhonni Blaze sex tape. I've fucked myself over messing with butterfaces with fat asses but a butterface with big titties will easily get dismissed.

You haven't lived until you fuck a broad between her tits and she lickin your balls at the same time bruh.

Too far.

That view is fucking horrible. It's one thing to deepthroat with your head hanging off the bed it's another for and a mans ass to be directly on your nose. I'll never love anybody enough for a nigga to ride my face.

Ain't nobody riding yo face but best belee you caressing deez nuts nh. I bet you'll love riding a niggas face tho

Yes and yes. Man's asshole and a woman's asshole are not the same.

I want to continue this conversation but I'm only familiar with the crevices of females so you win

 

[_Lefty]

There's just so much more you can do when a chick gotta fat ass but it only works if she a freak. A boring chick with a fat ass is as wack as Jhonni Blaze sex tape. I've fucked myself over messing with butterfaces with fat asses but a butterface with big titties will easily get dismissed.

You haven't lived until you fuck a broad between her tits and she lickin your balls at the same time bruh.

Too far.

That view is fucking horrible. It's one thing to deepthroat with your head hanging off the bed it's another for and a mans ass to be directly on your nose. I'll never love anybody enough for a nigga to ride my face.

Ain't nobody riding yo face but best belee you caressing deez nuts nh. I bet you'll love riding a niggas face tho

Yes and yes. Man's asshole and a woman's asshole are not the same.

Women can't ask for equal pay making statements like this.

 

[Westie]

There's just so much more you can do when a chick gotta fat ass but it only works if she a freak. A boring chick with a fat ass is as wack as Jhonni Blaze sex tape. I've fucked myself over messing with butterfaces with fat asses but a butterface with big titties will easily get dismissed.

You haven't lived until you fuck a broad between her tits and she lickin your balls at the same time bruh.

Too far.

That view is fucking horrible. It's one thing to deepthroat with your head hanging off the bed it's another for and a mans ass to be directly on your nose. I'll never love anybody enough for a nigga to ride my face.

Ain't nobody riding yo face but best belee you caressing deez nuts nh. I bet you'll love riding a niggas face tho

Yes and yes. Man's asshole and a woman's asshole are not the same.

Women can't ask for equal pay making statements like this.

Do you get your asshole waxed?

 

[_Lefty]

There's just so much more you can do when a chick gotta fat ass but it only works if she a freak. A boring chick with a fat ass is as wack as Jhonni Blaze sex tape. I've fucked myself over messing with butterfaces with fat asses but a butterface with big titties will easily get dismissed.

You haven't lived until you fuck a broad between her tits and she lickin your balls at the same time bruh.

Too far.

That view is fucking horrible. It's one thing to deepthroat with your head hanging off the bed it's another for and a mans ass to be directly on your nose. I'll never love anybody enough for a nigga to ride my face.

Ain't nobody riding yo face but best belee you caressing deez nuts nh. I bet you'll love riding a niggas face tho

Yes and yes. Man's asshole and a woman's asshole are not the same.

Women can't ask for equal pay making statements like this.

Do you get your asshole waxed?

Touche' babygirl. Touche'.

 

[Rasta.]

@_Lefty abort mission

 

[_Lefty]

@_Lefty abort mission

Nigga.....

 

[BangEm_Bart]

@"BangEm_Bart " idk why you nosigned my post...you have experience with a man's ass in your face or you think I don't have boundaries?

I disagree that you will never let Bart ride your face.

 

[Cinco]

@Westie

Girl I am done! lmaooooooo

Seems a lot of guys just don't know what to do with breasts which I find strange given the obsession some have. I am like do you not see these big thangs up here?!!?

Spoiler

you should have honked his sack lol foh virgin

Not what I was looking forward to in that spoiler. Gotta flag ya

 

[Chi Snow]

I come back and one nigga talking down on breasts and another getting ass waxing tips

Why can't we just have a good healthy discussion about tits with a lot of visual aides?

 

[MissK]

@Westie

Girl I am done! lmaooooooo

Seems a lot of guys just don't know what to do with breasts which I find strange given the obsession some have. I am like do you not see these big thangs up here?!!?

Spoiler

you should have honked his sack lol foh virgin

Not what I was looking forward to in that spoiler. Gotta flag ya

So you want me to talk about sacks out in public...lol cool #kcaredbutfuckit

 

[bossdon201]

Man over the past summer me and 3 of my boys went to AC for a weekend. Shit was wack as hell and Atlantic city is definitely dead. After drinking and smoking a nigga was ready to fuck anything. Found this white mid 40s straggler walking the casino floor. All of my home boys looked at me in unison like don't do it. Wasn't enough alcohol in the world that could impair my judgement on what I was seeing but I needed a nut. She tried kissing me in the elevator and I wold push her head away. Took her to the room and lifted her dress, all of her skin was sagging and wrinkled. Let her give me head but with a condom on. I didn't even want to fuck her or claim her as a list of people I smashed so I grinded on her til I busted. Gave her a red bull and told her I would call a uber for her to go to her hotel. Never did. Still think about it and smh

 

[EmM HoLLa.]

I'm Guilty.. I spend very little time on breast during foreplay.. However, when she's on top I go titty bobbin and end up looking like this guy. LMAO

 

[MissK]

Alright @Cinco to paraphrase @Chicity

you have made an enemy this day!

 

[Chi Snow]

Alright @Cinco to paraphrase @Chicity

you have made an enemy this day friend!

Fixed

Gotta add 'friend' to the end of it so he knows you mean business

 

[rapmusic]

When I got my first job in my current career I met this big white girl that used to come in with the crew that cleaned our buildings late night. I knew she liked me but I never paid her any attention. She told one of my co-workers that she liked me.. Older nigga who would fuck anything lol. Anyway long story short, he somehow gets us together to talk and we just chill and shoot the shit while walking along the riverwalk(it was right next to the job) This was a night that I had to work late.. I jump in my car so I could go home and she walks up to the passenger side and knocks on the window. She jumps on the passenger side and pulls out her titties.. They were big but really only because she was big lol. I just like lazily play around with them pulling the nipples and stuff. She says "my turn" and goes down to mess with my pants and whatnot. She sucks it and swallows the seed. Man she took my soul like she was Shang Tsung lol! She told my damn co worker about it and he gave me shit for a week cause she did have me screaming lol. She called me to try to get me over her house but I was like nah.

 

[illestni99ainne]

Fat bitches give the best head bruh. Idk what it is but the best I ever had was from this walrus ass bitch

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

*thinks if he already told story about chick he smashed that when she bent over her azzz smelled unwashed and death*