Hookups you're ashamed of

[9TRAY]

None. I don't trick my Meat off on Stunts I didn't wanna' Fuck.

 

[gns]

Was playing wingman for my co-worker. Started drinking. I fuked a big bitch. End of story! LOL

Muthafuckin ditto.

Only difference mine was big and mugly. That nigga (my coworker) can't say I wasn't a good mofuckin friend.

 

[silverfoxx]

Alot of Cool stories bros! Lmao keep them coming...pause.

 

[jay83]

Hooked with with a big girl in the elevator. Well, we had to use the freight elevator but still.

 

[MistyKnight]

I used to have a thing for virgins.

I once took this guy's virginity...he was so ugly. It was so awkward. He didn't even know how to put on a condom. He drooled all over me. His face was all greasy. He looked like a mexican squidward.

 

[Desi_416]

Man this one time just pops into my head randomly and forces me to reevaluate life decisions it was so bad...me and a few of my ppls decided to hit an after hours last summer after a night of sitting at my homeboys crib smoking blunts. Nigguhs was haunted and just felt like goin out, "no" was not an option so we figured hit the after hours and make some money while we at it.

So we there, having a few drinks smoking blunts n shit, I wasn't even drinking real heavy at the time, I had to cool it with the alcohol for a bit after a few reckless episodes, this skinny, coked out, nasty teeth havin, cigarette in one hand ash down to the filter holding, scallywag walks up to us at the bar, and stands next to me tryna push up her ass on me n shit, now to my defense me and my girl split up like a week before that so I was on a beat a pussy up mission, I start tellin her she can come back to the spot with us, she seemed bout it but she had this corny ass dude with her who was like her boyfriend/friend/chaperone, I dunno but he kept cock blocking the play. My ppl lost interest mad quick cause this bitch was like a 2 at best, but homegirl told me to leave with her, her friends truck was parked outside and we could figure something out, I was like fuck it why not, that's what I did. We go back to the truck, corny chaperone follows us, he hopes in the driver seat me and her get in the back, shorty proceeds to give me head but the whole time I just kept thinking bout her teeth and that the nastiness was touching my dick, she throws a condom over it and We start fucking, this whole time chaperone is driving all around downtown, dude just drove like nothing was going on, Im tryna nut quick and hop out this truck cause at this point I'm thinking I'm having my first cuckold experience and its not what I expected it to be, I swear I musta killed the bitch or something cause soon as I utted she hopped off and like a second later just folded in half and fell off the back seat, dude in the front was like she's fine, just leave her like that. I got dropped off back at my boys spot I get in the apartment just as one of them is telling a couple others that just stopped by about how I left with this bitch that them nigguhs nicknamed cinnamon on account of her brown teeth, to this day motha fuckas will randomly say "cinnamon" and die laughing.

 

[silverfoxx]

Man this one time just pops into my head randomly and forces me to reevaluate life decisions it was so bad...me and a few of my ppls decided to hit an after hours last summer after a night of sitting at my homeboys crib smoking blunts. Nigguhs was haunted and just felt like goin out, "no" was not an option so we figured hit the after hours and make some money while we at it.

So we there, having a few drinks smoking blunts n shit, I wasn't even drinking real heavy at the time, I had to cool it with the alcohol for a bit after a few reckless episodes, this skinny, coked out, nasty teeth havin, cigarette in one hand ash down to the filter holding, scallywag walks up to us at the bar, and stands next to me tryna push up her ass on me n shit, now to my defense me and my girl split up like a week before that so I was on a beat a pussy up mission, I start tellin her she can come back to the spot with us, she seemed bout it but she had this corny ass dude with her who was like her boyfriend/friend/chaperone, I dunno but he kept cock blocking the play. My ppl lost interest mad quick cause this bitch was like a 2 at best, but homegirl told me to leave with her, her friends truck was parked outside and we could figure something out, I was like fuck it why not, that's what I did. We go back to the truck, corny chaperone follows us, he hopes in the driver seat me and her get in the back, shorty proceeds to give me head but the whole time I just kept thinking bout her teeth and that the nastiness was touching my dick, she throws a condom over it and We start fucking, this whole time chaperone is driving all around downtown, dude just drove like nothing was going on, Im tryna nut quick and hop out this truck cause at this point I'm thinking I'm having my first cuckold experience and its not what I expected it to be, I swear I musta killed the bitch or something cause soon as I utted she hopped off and like a second later just folded in half and fell off the back seat, dude in the front was like she's fine, just leave her like that. I got dropped off back at my boys spot I get in the apartment just as one of them is telling a couple others that just stopped by about how I left with this bitch that them nigguhs nicknamed cinnamon on account of her brown teeth, to this day motha fuckas will randomly say "cinnamon" and die laughing.

Bruh. YOU BOLD AF. I probably would have assumed them niggas was setting me up. Thats why i dont drink or smoke so i can have clear judgement lol.

 

[Desi_416]

Man this one time just pops into my head randomly and forces me to reevaluate life decisions it was so bad...me and a few of my ppls decided to hit an after hours last summer after a night of sitting at my homeboys crib smoking blunts. Nigguhs was haunted and just felt like goin out, "no" was not an option so we figured hit the after hours and make some money while we at it.

So we there, having a few drinks smoking blunts n shit, I wasn't even drinking real heavy at the time, I had to cool it with the alcohol for a bit after a few reckless episodes, this skinny, coked out, nasty teeth havin, cigarette in one hand ash down to the filter holding, scallywag walks up to us at the bar, and stands next to me tryna push up her ass on me n shit, now to my defense me and my girl split up like a week before that so I was on a beat a pussy up mission, I start tellin her she can come back to the spot with us, she seemed bout it but she had this corny ass dude with her who was like her boyfriend/friend/chaperone, I dunno but he kept cock blocking the play. My ppl lost interest mad quick cause this bitch was like a 2 at best, but homegirl told me to leave with her, her friends truck was parked outside and we could figure something out, I was like fuck it why not, that's what I did. We go back to the truck, corny chaperone follows us, he hopes in the driver seat me and her get in the back, shorty proceeds to give me head but the whole time I just kept thinking bout her teeth and that the nastiness was touching my dick, she throws a condom over it and We start fucking, this whole time chaperone is driving all around downtown, dude just drove like nothing was going on, Im tryna nut quick and hop out this truck cause at this point I'm thinking I'm having my first cuckold experience and its not what I expected it to be, I swear I musta killed the bitch or something cause soon as I utted she hopped off and like a second later just folded in half and fell off the back seat, dude in the front was like she's fine, just leave her like that. I got dropped off back at my boys spot I get in the apartment just as one of them is telling a couple others that just stopped by about how I left with this bitch that them nigguhs nicknamed cinnamon on account of her brown teeth, to this day motha fuckas will randomly say "cinnamon" and die laughing.

Bruh. YOU BOLD AF. I probably would have assumed them niggas was setting me up. Thats why i dont drink or smoke so i can have clear judgement lol.

I feel u G, more times I wouldn't even have gave that shit a second thought but I could already tell the corny dude was way to corny and even somewhat shook to pull a set up... Still though I play that situation back in my head like once a week on some wtf was I thinking type shit,

 

[Purr]

Well, I had my first lesbian experience with a super obese nigga.

 

[Trollio]

Well, I had my first lesbian experience with a super obese nigga.

@allergens

 

[Mr_Vicodin81G]

If i can get a fat girl to suck my dick, and I don't have to do anything, not even make out with her, I'm never ashamed of it.

It happens more often than you'd think. Big girls try to suck your soul through your dick so they can keep you forever cause its the only way they will ever keep a man, but all I ever give them is a mouthful of nut lololololol

Trill talk most fat bitches got GOAT head game lol

 

[Desi_416]

If i can get a fat girl to suck my dick, and I don't have to do anything, not even make out with her, I'm never ashamed of it.

It happens more often than you'd think. Big girls try to suck your soul through your dick so they can keep you forever cause its the only way they will ever keep a man, but all I ever give them is a mouthful of nut lololololol

Trill talk most fat bitches got GOAT head game lol

Bruh I fuck around and almost accidentally tell a fat bitch to treat my dick like her favorite food, fat head is GOAT head

 

[CashmoneyDux]

Fucked a fat white bitch all of second semester freshmen year. Lmao she fucked the whole squad and let us run a train on her a couple of months ago

=)) :-& L-)

 

[Mr_Vicodin81G]

If i can get a fat girl to suck my dick, and I don't have to do anything, not even make out with her, I'm never ashamed of it.

It happens more often than you'd think. Big girls try to suck your soul through your dick so they can keep you forever cause its the only way they will ever keep a man, but all I ever give them is a mouthful of nut lololololol

Trill talk most fat bitches got GOAT head game lol

Bruh I fuck around and almost accidentally tell a fat bitch to treat my dick like her favorite food, fat head is GOAT head

I feel ya bro n/h I usually won't fuck a fat bitch unless I'm hella wasted lol but best believe I'd get my dick sucked sober or not

 

[Will Munny]

unless she's diseased I give no fucks.

people can worry about their own dicks.

 

[shtoopid]

it was my friend's birthday and a few of his female friends were staying in my city for a couple days. fucked one of them (good looking, educated, successful, awesome head, out the house before i woke up, comes back, makes asian food and mimosas for the whole team, etc.) we were drunkenly fucking that whole weekend. even let me hit raw. i was really feeling myself until i felt a strange discomfort down there a couple days later. it was klamydia. turns out she is the local slut in her city.

i learned my lesson, lol can't be rawdogging these randoms lol. a hoe is a hoe, no matter how pretty or successful she is.

 

[silverfoxx]

Man this one time just pops into my head randomly and forces me to reevaluate life decisions it was so bad...me and a few of my ppls decided to hit an after hours last summer after a night of sitting at my homeboys crib smoking blunts. Nigguhs was haunted and just felt like goin out, "no" was not an option so we figured hit the after hours and make some money while we at it.

So we there, having a few drinks smoking blunts n shit, I wasn't even drinking real heavy at the time, I had to cool it with the alcohol for a bit after a few reckless episodes, this skinny, coked out, nasty teeth havin, cigarette in one hand ash down to the filter holding, scallywag walks up to us at the bar, and stands next to me tryna push up her ass on me n shit, now to my defense me and my girl split up like a week before that so I was on a beat a pussy up mission, I start tellin her she can come back to the spot with us, she seemed bout it but she had this corny ass dude with her who was like her boyfriend/friend/chaperone, I dunno but he kept cock blocking the play. My ppl lost interest mad quick cause this bitch was like a 2 at best, but homegirl told me to leave with her, her friends truck was parked outside and we could figure something out, I was like fuck it why not, that's what I did. We go back to the truck, corny chaperone follows us, he hopes in the driver seat me and her get in the back, shorty proceeds to give me head but the whole time I just kept thinking bout her teeth and that the nastiness was touching my dick, she throws a condom over it and We start fucking, this whole time chaperone is driving all around downtown, dude just drove like nothing was going on, Im tryna nut quick and hop out this truck cause at this point I'm thinking I'm having my first cuckold experience and its not what I expected it to be, I swear I musta killed the bitch or something cause soon as I utted she hopped off and like a second later just folded in half and fell off the back seat, dude in the front was like she's fine, just leave her like that. I got dropped off back at my boys spot I get in the apartment just as one of them is telling a couple others that just stopped by about how I left with this bitch that them nigguhs nicknamed cinnamon on account of her brown teeth, to this day motha fuckas will randomly say "cinnamon" and die laughing.

Bruh. YOU BOLD AF. I probably would have assumed them niggas was setting me up. Thats why i dont drink or smoke so i can have clear judgement lol.

I feel u G, more times I wouldn't even have gave that shit a second thought but I could already tell the corny dude was way to corny and even somewhat shook to pull a set up... Still though I play that situation back in my head like once a week on some wtf was I thinking type shit,

Dont feel bad, i got sticked up form some of the best pussy i ever had. Was well worth it. I smashed right in front her brother too. I did some wild shit man.

 

[silverfoxx]

it was my friend's birthday and a few of his female friends were staying in my city for a couple days. fucked one of them (good looking, educated, successful, awesome head, out the house before i woke up, comes back, makes asian food and mimosas for the whole team, etc.) we were drunkenly fucking that whole weekend. even let me hit raw. i was really feeling myself until i felt a strange discomfort down there a couple days later. it was klamydia. turns out she is the local slut in her city.

i learned my lesson, lol can't be rawdogging these randoms lol. a hoe is a hoe, no matter how pretty or successful she is.

Eww, thats why you niggs need to stop going raw! Never went raw, but when a chick gives head you gotta be careful too. Sorry my G hope you cleared now.

 

[shtoopid]

i took the pills they gave me on my way out the health center... terrible idea, got super nauseous, and had explosive diarrhea almost instantly. damn near pooped my pants smh i literally sprinted to the bathroom as soon as i pulled up. waited two weeks, went back and they said i still wasn't clear. had to take a second medication, and now i'm good... major l's

 

[Desi_416]

I ain't never had an std/sti thank god, I'm scared of shit like that especially AIDS I don't wanna be "that nigga" I've almost always threw a jimmy on when fucking a random or a chick for the first time, the few times I haven't I've bin mad paranoid, sex ain't even enjoyable in that mind state