Hookups you're ashamed of

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Desi_416;7975894 said:
I ain't never had an std/sti thank god, I'm scared of shit like that especially AIDS I don't wanna be "that nigga" I've almost always threw a jimmy on when fucking a random or a chick for the first time, the few times I haven't I've bin mad paranoid, sex ain't even enjoyable in that mind state

I NEVER go raw on a bitch unless I been knowing her 4 a minute and we been fucking and I know she clean. Or my main girl. My main rubbers are non existent. I can't fathom how cats but a nasty ass bitch at the club and raw dogg her without even knowing the hoes name smh
 
I had a one night stand with this white bitch I met off of blackplanet.com back in the day. The homie threw a get together and I thought that was the perfect opportunity to try and smash.

So I call her up and get her to come over. Her pics did not match what she actually looked like when she showed up at a nigga crib. Kinda looked like that white trash bitch off of don't be a menace. As soon as she showed up my nigga was letting me have it. Smh.

I was ignoring her most of the night but after a couple blunts and the henny i was like fuck it. Man shit was wack! After she left I ain't come out the room the rest of the night. I felt so bad about myself I went to church with my moms the next day to get right with god and question my life decisions.

Make it so bad every time I go over the homie house he bring it up or try to put don't be a menace on tv Smdh.
 
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Reina B;1012992 said:
Was this her?

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that ish rite there is wrong on soooooo many levels. sad part is, a lot of mofos in here wud hit that if she had a phat azzz...LOL!!!

That's what they make paper bags for.
 
There was this one bitch early in college. She had big ass titties, a decent ass, in other words her body was up there, but her face was fuucked up. Real fucked up.

I use to invite her over when it got dark. Bitch always wanted me to take her out. It was the most hillarious thing. She would say things like how come you never take me out, how come we never go nowhere, why you always call me at night.

One time I made a move trying to fuck, took her shirt off, she gave me head but wouldn't let me fuck. She said things like I'm not fucking anyone I'm not in a relationship with anymore. I dead ass asked her like hold up you can have my dick in your mouth but we cant fuck if I can't date you? She said yea.

I busted in her mouth and never called her again. She use to look like she was gonna fuck me up in class.
 
Niggersauce;1013417 said:
Lemme see if i got this right

You got drunk off your ass, had a good time

Nailed a bitch first night

No STD

No "YOUZ THA PAPPY"

And shes above a 5?

...This is a loss?

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Went over this hood-boogers crib one night. She had the prototypical "mom-bod", a fat ass with a fat stomach, with Nat Geo titties.

She had a 2 year old kid whose sole existence was to cock-block the shit out of me. Lil fucker started crying whenever I would grab a titty.

Lil bastard finally goes to sleep & I start pummeling shorty standing up from the back. I start rubbing her asscheeks, then my hands went up her back and I felt some "rufferage."

Turned on the light, and this bitch had a bunch of perfectly round scab wounds from old wing-worms!! I screamed at her which woke the baby back up.

And yeah, I still finished and got my nut......Don't judge me.
 
400 lbs easily... White woman with the biggest tits I've ever seen in real life - a drunken night that ends disgustingly, with lots of self-hatred.

A couple night later I was drunk as shit again and fucked her friend, who was also another giant white bitch. I probably coulda threw em both down at once but that's just too much pork.
 
I had a threesome… Because I wanted to have a threesome and the opportunity presented itself, but really neither of those girls were anywhere near my standards. Two 5s make a 10 right? :#
 
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the dukester;8750482 said:
Went over this hood-boogers crib one night. She had the prototypical "mom-bod", a fat ass with a fat stomach, with Nat Geo titties.

She had a 2 year old kid whose sole existence was to cock-block the shit out of me. Lil fucker started crying whenever I would grab a titty.

Lil bastard finally goes to sleep & I start pummeling shorty standing up from the back. I start rubbing her asscheeks, then my hands went up her back and I felt some "rufferage."

Turned on the light, and this bitch had a bunch of perfectly round scab wounds from old wing-worms!! I screamed at her which woke the baby back up.

And yeah, I still finished and got my nut......Don't judge me.

Aaaahhhhh nigga said ring worm LOL
 
Desi_416;7973696 said:
Man this one time just pops into my head randomly and forces me to reevaluate life decisions it was so bad...me and a few of my ppls decided to hit an after hours last summer after a night of sitting at my homeboys crib smoking blunts. Nigguhs was haunted and just felt like goin out, "no" was not an option so we figured hit the after hours and make some money while we at it.

So we there, having a few drinks smoking blunts n shit, I wasn't even drinking real heavy at the time, I had to cool it with the alcohol for a bit after a few reckless episodes, this skinny, coked out, nasty teeth havin, cigarette in one hand ash down to the filter holding, scallywag walks up to us at the bar, and stands next to me tryna push up her ass on me n shit, now to my defense me and my girl split up like a week before that so I was on a beat a pussy up mission, I start tellin her she can come back to the spot with us, she seemed bout it but she had this corny ass dude with her who was like her boyfriend/friend/chaperone, I dunno but he kept cock blocking the play. My ppl lost interest mad quick cause this bitch was like a 2 at best, but homegirl told me to leave with her, her friends truck was parked outside and we could figure something out, I was like fuck it why not, that's what I did. We go back to the truck, corny chaperone follows us, he hopes in the driver seat me and her get in the back, shorty proceeds to give me head but the whole time I just kept thinking bout her teeth and that the nastiness was touching my dick, she throws a condom over it and We start fucking, this whole time chaperone is driving all around downtown, dude just drove like nothing was going on, Im tryna nut quick and hop out this truck cause at this point I'm thinking I'm having my first cuckold experience and its not what I expected it to be, I swear I musta killed the bitch or something cause soon as I utted she hopped off and like a second later just folded in half and fell off the back seat, dude in the front was like she's fine, just leave her like that. I got dropped off back at my boys spot I get in the apartment just as one of them is telling a couple others that just stopped by about how I left with this bitch that them nigguhs nicknamed cinnamon on account of her brown teeth, to this day motha fuckas will randomly say "cinnamon" and die laughing.

All that after just a week off a break up nigga?! Not me...
 
Yep it's kind of a short read but here goes....

I've told this story here many times, but I remember when Facebook first really got to popping around 2006 or so when they opened it to everybody and not just college students and select high school students.

There was this girl a little on the chubby side for even my standards, but she had a cute face. She literally looked like singer Jordan Sparks fat sister.

I hit her up and of course she wanted to meet and shortly afterward I popped her virgin cherry; I smashed this girl from like 2006-2010 off and on.

She had some of the best vagina and mouth I've ever experienced, but she made the mistake of thinking the relationship was more than what it was when we were nothing more than friends with benefits for the most part.

She was nothing more than a headache toward my latter dealings with her because I'd smash and then she'd go try to tell any girlfriend or prospect I was dealing with at the time I was hers and it caused a bunch if trouble for me, but geesh she was a good lay.

Her sex game was so good that it briefly made me think of trying to get in a relationship with her, but she was to big for my liking even though the weight could have been loss and her ambition was not were it needed to be for my liking either.
 
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yeah so I was in ATL with a couple patnas at the strip club (Strokers). Go outside to the truck. I'm sitting in the back seat. This chick knocks on the window, asking if i'm single or do i have a MAIN girl.

I'm like nah no MAIN , u wanna be a side?

I'm not gonna lie that thang was HIT in the face but had a fat booty nobody could deny.

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So i end my trip and keep in touch, on the IM, or text message. She sending me pics. Saying how she likes to give head so much it makes her cum off that alone.

I'm like SHIT.

Then she says she wants to visit me, she doesn't wanna go out on the town, I can leave her in the house while i go to work. All she needs is food and water.

I'm like cool come thru one weekend.

OK she pays her ticket. i scoop her up, geesh what was i thinking. booty was fat though.

Then she tells me she is staying from FRIDAY till TUESDAY cuz the flight was cheaper. I'm like WTF i got a rotation to maintain how I'ma stash u for 5 days.

Mannn i smashed good the first and second day btu after that it was miserable. Made her sleep in the other room and all. smh.
 
Smh i almost smashed a biggums, i thought she was thick nah that bish was fat i think i gave her the ok with my glasses off, any way we get to business i lay on the chick and it was low 2 of me could've fit on her her box was wild big. The whole scene was wack i faked like i came fast and couldn't get back up. Told her don't tell your friends blah blah and ducked her chunky as for the rest of the summer. Make shit worse she turned out to be on of my childhood homie's lil sister smh.
 
qawshun;8752182 said:
Smh i almost smashed a biggums, i thought she was thick nah that bish was fat i think i gave her the ok with my glasses off, any way we get to business i lay on the chick and it was low 2 of me could've fit on her her box was wild big. The whole scene was wack i faked like i came fast and couldn't get back up. Told her don't tell your friends blah blah and ducked her chunky as for the rest of the summer. Make shit worse she turned out to be on of my childhood homie's lil sister smh.

Don't tell your friends hahahahaha
 
Aigh't my first smash was a L

I was 15 and it was the end of freshman year, she was 17 and is this rich ass whitegirl who was like a 3 at best she had a 1 face and she was chubby and had small tits well anyways I dunno why but this bitch had the fattest pair of thighs and the biggest ass i've ever seen on a whitegirl. Anyways she went to my school and she hit me up on instagram one night asking me about some stuff, well its 1 am and im 15 and horny as hell so I change the convo to a little more sexual.W ell my moms goes to work at 2am and my brother was at his homies. So i'd be home alone so I tell her my moms gonna leave in a hour wanna come over and she says yes. So she comes around 2:30 and she starts sucking my dick. The head game was not a1 so I try and uh fuck her and her pussy game is wack too and i can hardly feel anything so after 15 minutes I tell myself I gotta get this overwith and somehow nut in her. I thank god everyday she moved schools during the summer.
 
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Think I told this story before, but fuck it. Me and my son's mother broke up after 8 years and was making up for lost time. Got at every woman I thought was even mildly attractive. Fucked around and found myself in the bed with a random, hood rat chick one night and the fuckin' condom broke. Didn't realize it until it was too late. Life flashed before my eyes.

Copped that plan B the next day and watched her take it. Never smashed again.
 
UglySnowflake;8753083 said:
Aigh't my first smash was a L

I was 15 and it was the end of freshman year, she was 17 and is this rich ass whitegirl who was like a 3 at best she had a 1 face and she was chubby and had small tits well anyways I dunno why but this bitch had the fattest pair of thighs and the biggest ass i've ever seen on a whitegirl. Anyways she went to my school and she hit me up on instagram one night asking me about some stuff, well its 1 am and im 15 and horny as hell so I change the convo to a little more sexual.W ell my moms goes to work at 2am and my brother was at his homies. So i'd be home alone so I tell her my moms gonna leave in a hour wanna come over and she says yes. So she comes around 2:30 and she starts sucking my dick. The head game was not a1 so I try and uh fuck her and her pussy game is wack too and i can hardly feel anything so after 15 minutes I tell myself I gotta get this overwith and somehow nut in her. I thank god everyday she moved schools during the summer.

Your first bone was offa Insta?

You had it easy fam
 
UglySnowflake;8753083 said:
Aigh't my first smash was a L

I was 15 and it was the end of freshman year, she was 17 and is this rich ass whitegirl who was like a 3 at best she had a 1 face and she was chubby and had small tits well anyways I dunno why but this bitch had the fattest pair of thighs and the biggest ass i've ever seen on a whitegirl. Anyways she went to my school and she hit me up on instagram one night asking me about some stuff, well its 1 am and im 15 and horny as hell so I change the convo to a little more sexual.W ell my moms goes to work at 2am and my brother was at his homies. So i'd be home alone so I tell her my moms gonna leave in a hour wanna come over and she says yes. So she comes around 2:30 and she starts sucking my dick. The head game was not a1 so I try and uh fuck her and her pussy game is wack too and i can hardly feel anything so after 15 minutes I tell myself I gotta get this overwith and somehow nut in her. I thank god everyday she moved schools during the summer.

bruh
 

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