Hookups you're ashamed of

[MallyG]

do you have to be drunk???? what if u sober but fucked a night owl anyway lol???

Then you sir, jus don't give a phuck. LoL. But if that's what u wanted and u got yours then it's all kool and the gang. :tu

lmao....he was out of town for the summer he didnt care lol

A few of my homeboi's have done it to some of my other homeboi's and that shyt was hilarious to me, but only b/c it wasn't my bed. I hope ol' boi 409'd and febreez'd that mattress and then flipped it and threw away the linen. He prolly don't even know you had "Baby D" from Next Friday on his shyt. lol

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Was this her?

that ish rite there is wrong on soooooo many levels. sad part is, a lot of mofos in here wud hit that if she had a phat azzz...LOL!!!

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

A couple time, what we do on alcohol sometimes are major L's. The worst and I've shared the story. Long story short Big Mexican girl Big back complete flat ass basically a female sponge bob and I made her period come down on my denim comforter too.

damn!! we have a winner folks/.

mines...sexed this aiiiiiight lookin...ok she was a 4.5...sexed her...bent her over...hefa must've just dropped a load b4 she came thru cuz the smell burnt my nostrils...STILL continued to sex until i busted....2 days later, invited her azzz back over...sexed again...L

 

[CaliGuerillaBlazin]

SHIIIT!!! I just fucked a big bitch tonight. A 5 cute face tho maybe a 6 big maybe. I was high and drunk and nutted on her face.
Ive only piped a handful of ones that im ashamed of tho. I go for quality over quantity but sometimes u just need that nut.
Theres some serious laucing in here tho.

 

[J-GUTTA]

damn!! we have a winner folks/.

mines...sexed this aiiiiiight lookin...ok she was a 4.5...sexed her...bent her over...hefa must've just dropped a load b4 she came thru cuz the smell burnt my nostrils...STILL continued to sex until i busted....2 days later, invited her azzz back over...sexed again...L

Brotha you fucked a stanky ass and kept on we sharing that L. Wait and you went back for 2nds. Atleast I tried to make the room dark as hell and that's why I didn't notice the blood so you know what this L is yours my good sir.

 

[longmeat]

Lemme see if i got this right

You got drunk off your ass, had a good time
Nailed a bitch first night
No STD
No "YOUZ THA PAPPY"
And shes above a 5?

...This is a loss?

Shorty was below a 5....prolly a good 2 or 3. Some chunky white bitch I met on the street leavin the club. Shorty was like she got 5 kids, livin in a hotel, and had no job. I took her ass to the hotel, tore the pussy up for like 2 and a half minutes, then went through her purse when she wasn't lookin. I told her i was gonna run to my car and I'll be right back and peeled out that bitch.

I took my L, but it was a slight W due to my level of trillness.

 

[Dupac]

most ashamed of??

a few years back, my sister tried to hook me up with this chick from her church... we talked on the phone a few times.. shorty seemed cool..she was about 5 years older than me, had a few kids.. but on the phone she seemed iight at best.. i wasn't ripping i only talked to her like 2 or 3 times on the phone...

so fast forward to one night me and my cousin was coming back from the club, and he had this shorty he was trying to take back to my apartment (my shit was a one room studio...

so i was like fuck it, just let me hold ur car.....

so i actually had something else lined up... but i was like fuck it, lemme try a shot in the dark, and i called my sisters friend....

she was barely awake.. mind u it's like 3am.. but she was like... yea u can come over.....

so i gets there....

i mean....the only redeeming quality she had was big ass tits...and even them shits were a bit overdue.....

nothing wsa sexy about her figure...her face game was on the half...no booty..tall as shit ion the clumbsy tip..fucked up knees...fucked up like them shits was beefiing with eachother and kept bumping sholders....shorty teeth game was a bit horse-ish, i mean i was like damn.....

damn to the point where i couldn't even say shit.....

so in my mental mind i'm like....

"u drove over to see this chick.. it's 330 in the morning...ain't shit else poppin....and she never gave u an accurate description of what she really looked like....this chick owe u a nut"

so i just took a deep breath.. a big ass gulp of henny, and pushed up on her....

i beat and bounced....

so the next morning my sistern them all go to old country buffet after chucrch, and my sistercall asking if i was trying to meet them there....

i'm like helllllllll no..

and she goes

"oh i'm asking, cuz i heard u made a visit last night...and she was like u cool and all, but she wanna make sure ur going to stay around for the long run if u wanna chill with her like that... she's in the market for a husband"

"i just start laughing like.....yea.. tell her the market outta stock on that shit"

 

[mr. mista xxlusive]

yeh I had my handful of Ls....ewwwwl. dont know what the fuck I was on. Im just glad I never bumped into em at a local spot while im accompanied by a bad chick or my homeboys..aint nothin embarrassing than having a wilderbeast come to greet u in front of ya folks and u have to explain ya association with them. I usually hit em up with the, "she used to be a co-worker at my old job" or "she was in my class. shared me her notes and helped me pass the class"

but da last beast that i smashed came thru in the late night like around 2,3am. I was drinkin and was in da hunt for some puss and i guess she heard/felt my lust from afar and so she hit me up. i let her come thru and smashed. the sex was aight but when I nutted, I thought the condom popped, or ripped a lil on the bottom or somethin. I freaked the fuck out! all the thoughts that were running thru my head like how the fuck imma explain this to my fam. I thought I was a gonner but fortunately there were no cuts or holes in the condom. i was fuckin relieved. I couldn't even stand that bitch when I sobered up. i hate the way she talked, the shit she talks about, the way she walked and that morning I realized how crusty this bitch feet was. Man I was like,"how the fuck I let myself fuck that?" Had me paranoid. I was lookin around to make sure none of my neighbors saw what I had comin in and out da house, smh.

I stepped my game up now. I dont smash any chicks that I would be ashamed of to be seen with in public, or better yet, if I can't see u as my baby moms if the unexpected fortune was to happen then i aint smashin. SMH at niggas who aciidentally skeeted inside a night owl..I cant afford that L

 

[rakim ii]

smh i once smash'd this one legged shorty......nuff said

 

[Mdizzle9000]

ugh my boys fat cousin....her pussy wasnt even good. she had big titties though.

 

[J-GUTTA]

smh i once smash'd this one legged shorty......nuff said

you should have just ran it's not like she could have chased after you..

 

[kingofkingz]

Smh i was working a B shift one night with this older fat white lady.. i was horny as fuck that night, she got a phat ass & i couldn't stop looking at it all shift... so we get to talking about everything's under the sun & i ask her all sorts of sexual shit & I'm thinking to myself maybe i should just get some head at work..

Then she says im making her wet talking about all this sex stuff, my dick been hard all shift so I ask if she likes to play at work. She like yeah. So i take her into the bath bathroom & she get on her knees & start sucking me off.

Her head game was wack & I'm like i wanna cum so i might as well fuck this bitch i bend her over & fuck her from the back i make her cum & i cum.... after that shift when i was home showering i felt so ashamed of myself for fuckin this late 50ish fat white bitch...

 

[Ishi]

This nigga prayed to the voodoo god of death to bring back a five year thread just to admit to fucking a 50 year old cave devil.

 

[vagrant-718]

Damn, how many pages back you went to resurrect this thread ?

 

[Silverbacc_LHC47]

When I was 19 I was stationed in 29 Palms the armpit of California me and the homies use to go to this one crib out in town to drink and play spades. The 40 year old woman who lived there keep pouring me up some Christian Brothers brandy one night and jedi mind tricked me into some pussy on the living room floor next to all the "sleeping" homies. Them niggas wasn't sleep till this day I would never touch that shit again.

 

[Ishi]

When I was 19 I was stationed in 29 Palms the armpit of California me and the homies use to go to this one crib out in town to drink and play spades. The 40 year old woman who lived there keep pouring me up some Christian Brothers brandy one night and jedi mind tricked me into some pussy on the living room floor next to all the "sleeping" homies. Them niggas wasn't sleep till this day I would never touch that shit again.

The white boys in my barracks be bringing home some 11 year old looking chicks off POF. Safe to say i walked the fuck outta the room before Chris hansen came asking me to take a seat.

 

[Will Munny]

If i can get a fat girl to suck my dick, and I don't have to do anything, not even make out with her, I'm never ashamed of it.

It happens more often than you'd think. Big girls try to suck your soul through your dick so they can keep you forever cause its the only way they will ever keep a man, but all I ever give them is a mouthful of nut lololololol

 

[CapitalB]

i have one..

and ONLY one.. happened when i was in the 12th grade..

thats all i gotta to say about that..

 

[Will Munny]

I ate a girl pussy after a night of dancing in the summer and walking around in the rain.

a pussy that has been dancing all night in the summer and walking around in the rain smells exactly what you would think a pussy that has been dancing all night in the summer and walking in the rain would smell like.

 

[Max.]

I fucked this ugly chubby broad..brought her over at 1am didn't want know one to see me with her...beat that pussy up got head..

Another time I fucked a 30 sumthn year old Latina she looked kinda old...body was koo..bitc reeked off cigarette smoke...she brushed her teeth before we fuckdd..n she hadrhis ugly ass lower back tattoo..but god damn did she have a goat doggy style arch n was thick