HEY MALE CHRISTIANS, WHAT DO Y'ALL THINK ABOUT THIS PICTURE?

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[DoUwant2go2Heaven]

Ancient Israelites didn't sit at the table like that famous "Last supper" picture shows. Ancient Israelites reclined at supper. Like this:

Ancient Israelites reclined to eat because when they were slaves they couldn't. Slaves had to stand. Thus reclining at supper symbolized their freedom from slavery.

The verses in the gospels that speak about when they ate at supper all use the greek verb "anapiptó", which means to fall back!

Here goes a short definition:

Original Word: ἀναπίπτω

Part of Speech: Verb

Transliteration: anapiptó

Phonetic Spelling: (an-ap-ip'-to)

Short Definition: I lie down, recline, fall back upon

Definition: I lie down, recline (at a dinner-table), fall back upon (the breast of another person reclining at dinner).



"When the hour came, Jesus and his apostles reclined at the table." Luke 22:14

So let's get the facts straight before we proceed. Amen.

 

[DoUwant2go2Heaven]

@DoUwant2go2Heaven informed me that there is no sex in heaven.... or alcohol... or drugs

(Saw the tags and thought yall should know)

Are you sure he wasn't talking about Hell?

Nope.

Apperantly Jesus can turn water into wine all day on earth but once we go to heaven we cant drink any peppermint schnapps with Sam Cooke

The miracle of turning water into wine goes far beyond the surface symbolism that you keep bringing up. His first miracle is much deeper than turning the water into wine. But you need the Holy Spirit to understand these things.



"His mother said to the servants, “Do whatever he tells you.” John 2:5

The statement of faith that Mary made is where we all need to start and end. Without following those instructions we will never be profitable for the King. Amen.

Therefore the question is @TheGOAT will you obey the LORD?

 

[HafBayked]

Tobasco and a cold Corona, por favor

@Young_Chitlin

 

[Maximus Rex]

Again these fuckin' white Brazilians with their blatant implementation of racism and white supremacy. How do you have the biggest population of black people outside of Africa and not at least three of those broads are black? Shit is fucked in America, but at we can say we make a legitimate attempt at holding the dominate society to task for their racist and white supremacist fuckery, however we, (meaning black people,) and the world are forever giving these racist and white supremacist Latino fucks a pass on their racism.

But let these muthafuckas tell it, they"re not racist because their shit isn't institutionalized and they're not hanging muthafuckas from trees. Then you see shit like this, it really pisses me off. The cold part about it is, if I'm down there I get the "American g.p. love," as soon as I open my mouth. But what about Alfonso'em? Don't shower me with love because of my nationality, but shit on my Afro Brazilian brothers. I like Brazil and I want to fuck their bitches, but I can't and I won't ignore their racist bullshit.

 

[TheGOAT]

@DoUwant2go2Heaven informed me that there is no sex in heaven.... or alcohol... or drugs

(Saw the tags and thought yall should know)

Are you sure he wasn't talking about Hell?

Nope.

Apperantly Jesus can turn water into wine all day on earth but once we go to heaven we cant drink any peppermint schnapps with Sam Cooke

...Therefore the question is @TheGOAT will you obey the LORD?

 

[DoUwant2go2Heaven]

Yeshua said, "Every one who belongs to the truth listens to me." John 18:37

Now you know who you belong to @TheGOAT. But hey, it's your will, your life, and your eternal destiny. Amen.

 

[LUClEN]

Again these fuckin' white Brazilians with their blatant implementation of racism and white supremacy. How do you have the biggest population of black people outside of Africa and not at least three of those broads are black?

Because of this

Brazil has the highest rate of ass plastic surgery in the world

 

[konceptjones]

They shouldn't have SHIT to say about the pic 'cause it shouldn't mean shit to them. None of them pics should be "sacred" or "holy" 'cause the Bible speaks out against such things.

 

[Young_Chitlin]

Tobasco and a cold Corona, por favor

@Young_Chitlin

Por favor:

Baked potato

Salchipapa

Cusquena

Red velvet Oreos

The ragnarok sammich

 

[black caesar]

Aint 15% of the bible bout whorin anyway?

I remember a story in the bible about these 3 sisters that got their father drunk and slept with him.

 

[Black Boy King]

@DoUwant2go2Heaven informed me that there is no sex in heaven.... or alcohol... or drugs

(Saw the tags and thought yall should know)

Are you sure he wasn't talking about Hell?

Nope.

Apperantly Jesus can turn water into wine all day on earth but once we go to heaven we cant drink any peppermint schnapps with Sam Cooke

Sad tho, ppl believe he actually knows what he's talking about

Matthew 26:29

But I say unto you, I will not drink henceforth of this fruit of the vine, until that day when I drink it new with you in my Father's kingdom.

 

[Ajackson17]

Ancient Israelites didn't sit at the table like that famous "Last supper" picture shows. Ancient Israelites reclined at supper. Like this:

Ancient Israelites reclined to eat because when they were slaves they couldn't. Slaves had to stand. Thus reclining at supper symbolized their freedom from slavery.

The verses in the gospels that speak about when they ate at supper all use the greek verb "anapiptó", which means to fall back!

Here goes a short definition:

Original Word: ἀναπίπτω

Part of Speech: Verb

Transliteration: anapiptó

Phonetic Spelling: (an-ap-ip'-to)

Short Definition: I lie down, recline, fall back upon

Definition: I lie down, recline (at a dinner-table), fall back upon (the breast of another person reclining at dinner).



"When the hour came, Jesus and his apostles reclined at the table." Luke 22:14

So let's get the facts straight before we proceed. Amen.

Those appear to be Greco-Romans
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/video...mithsonian-why-did-ancient-greeks-and/?no-ist

 

[Ajackson17]

The ancient Hebrews would not eat with the Egyptians (Gen. 43:32). In the time of our Lord they would not eat with Samaritans (John 4:9), and were astonished that he ate with publicans and sinners (Matt. 9:11). The Hebrews originally sat at table, but afterwards adopted the Persian and Chaldean practice of reclining (Luke 7:36-50). Their principal meal was at noon (Gen. 43:16; 1 Kings 20:16; Ruth 2:14; Luke 14:12). The word "eat" is used metaphorically in Jer. 15:16; Ezek. 3:1; Rev. 10:9. In John 6:53-58, "eating and drinking" means believing in Christ. Women were never present as guests at meals (q.v.).
http://www.bible-history.com/eastons/E/Eating/
http://www.bible-history.com/links.php?cat=39&sub=477&cat_name=Manners+%26+Customs&subcat_name=Eating+Customs

 

[SneakDZA]

There is this competition in Brazil called miss bum bum. It's basically an ass competition. The lovely shapely contestants came together and made this picture for some reason.

In a country where over 50% of the population define themselves as black or mixed this is what they come up with?

for a damn ass competition no less?

 

[TheGOAT]

Aint 15% of the bible bout whorin anyway?

I remember a story in the bible about these 3 sisters that got their father drunk and slept with him.

@DoUwant2go2Heaven

 

[Copper]

There hasn't been a booty eating joke yet?

I'm disappointed

 

[Copper]

Tobasco and a cold Corona, por favor

@Young_Chitlin

Never mind

 

[AP21]

idk man...that last supper pic gave us this meme that is a personal favorite of mine

 

[Maximus Rex]

Brazil has the highest rate of ass plastic surgery in the world

Say it ain't so. Brazilian chicks were known for all that ass before Dr. Frankenstein started inserting foreign objects into their butt cheeks.

Side note

KNOW what I hate about the og version... why they all eating together at a table but everyone on the same side.

You're trippin' off of that and not the fact that da Vinci used white models to sit for the painting? I'm pretty sure that da Vinci wasn't on some racist white supremacist when he painted the shit, but at the same damn I'm pretty sure that he knew that Jesus'em didn't look anything like the cats he used in the painting, anyway, to answer your question, The Last Supper depicts a specific part during the Passover Seder when the Lord reveals to the Apostles that one of them is going to dime him out to the Pharisees and the Romans. That's why they're hella trippin' with a look of astonishment and disbelief on their faces. So we can assume that they were sitting around the table but when Jesus dropped that bomb one them, they all gathered around and started discussing among themselves, "The fuck is He talm 'bout one of us is going to betray Him?