Funniest hip hop lines of all time.

[dreadlock rasta]

I make niggas eat dirt and fart dust - Ludacris - Word of Mouf freestyle

shit was funny when it first came out

 

[CrazyStraight]

Doin forever shit like pissin put the window on turnpikes

 

[GettinLo]

"Bust off on your couch now you got semen's furniture" Phife

"I'll fuck you on the A-Train while I write graffiti" Kool G Rap

 

[RuffDraft]

"Bust off on your couch now you got semen's furniture" Phife

"I'll fuck you on the A-Train while I write graffiti" Kool G Rap

Always a big fan of that line :tu

 

[Freshonia]

Lick off a shot and hit ya fam by mistake
So I erase the whole front row at the wake.

 

[P. Town]

"Me and the boy A.I. got more in common
Than just ballin and rhymin, get it? More in Carmen
I came in your Bentley backseat
Skeeted in your Jeep, left condoms on your babyseat"

 

[Freshonia]

Oh yea nd one more

There'll always be haters, that's the way it is
Hater niggas marry hater bitches and have hater kids

 

[usmarin3]

"Your weed have more seeds that ODB" - Redman

 

[Mr. AJ]

"I get more head than sun" MJG

 

[ChuckieInDaMurderAve]

"A murder contest you know I'll win it cause in every mailbox there'll be a head with a knife in it" - Bushwick Bill

"You ain't ever seen a motherfucker kill a motherfucker like a motherfucker named Willie D, MOTHERFUCKER!" - Willie D

 

[blackphysics]

"Nigga you can run and hide, I'll be on your porch with a cheeseburger trying lure you outside" Royce da 5'9 dissin Bizzare

 

[CrazyStraight]

burn like a laser beam

my vacscine

shoot a firm and connect like side burns

fuckin dead magizine bitches

 

[beerisgood4ya]

"Me and the boy A.I. got more in common
Than just ballin and rhymin, get it? More in Carmen
I came in your Bentley backseat
Skeeted in your Jeep, left condoms on your babyseat"

When these streets keep calling, heard it when I was sleep
That this Gay-Z and Cockafella Records wanted beef
Started cocking up my weapon, slowly loading up this ammo
To explode it on a camel, and his soldiers, I can handle
This for dolo and it's manuscript, just sound stupid
When KRS already made an album called Blueprint
First, Biggie's ya man, then you got the nerve to say that you better than Big
Dick sucking lips, why not you let the late, great veteran live

And now I smile like a proud dad, watching his only son that made it
You seem to be only concerned with dissing women
Were you abused as a child, scared to smile, they called you ugly?
Well life is hard, hug me, don't reject me
Or make records to disrespect me, blatent or indirectly

You no mustache having, with whiskers like a rat
Compared to Beans you wack

I still whip your ass, you thirty-six in a karate class
You Tae-bo hoe, tryna' work it out, you tryna' get brolic?
Ask me if I'm tryna' kick knowledge
Nah, I'm tryna' kick the shit you need to learn though
That ether, that shit that make your soul burn slow
Is he Dame Diddy, Dame Daddy or Dame Dummy?
Oh, I get it, you Biggie and he's Puffy

 

[MAKAVELI25]

When these streets keep calling, heard it when I was sleep

That this Gay-Z and Cockafella Records wanted beef

Started cocking up my weapon, slowly loading up this ammo

To explode it on a camel, and his soldiers, I can handle

This for dolo and it's manuscript, just sound stupid

When KRS already made an album called Blueprint

First, Biggie's ya man, then you got the nerve to say that you better than Big

Dick sucking lips, why not you let the late, great veteran live

And now I smile like a proud dad, watching his only son that made it

You seem to be only concerned with dissing women

Were you abused as a child, scared to smile, they called you ugly?

Well life is hard, hug me, don't reject me

Or make records to disrespect me, blatent or indirectly

You no mustache having, with whiskers like a rat

Compared to Beans you wack

I still whip your ass, you thirty-six in a karate class

You Tae-bo hoe, tryna' work it out, you tryna' get brolic?

Ask me if I'm tryna' kick knowledge

Nah, I'm tryna' kick the shit you need to learn though

That ether, that shit that make your soul burn slow

Is he Dame Diddy, Dame Daddy or Dame Dummy?

Oh, I get it, you Biggie and he's Puffy

^^caught feelings

 

[Benetton_Don]

"count how many veins on it"

 

[ImGettingOld]

"Trying to son me I aint from NYC u can't even have a child by your destiny ahhhh"Game
"Big girls need love to so I beat it up like royal rumble"Paul Wall

 

[HustleThaDon]

'Wanna hit from the back she agreed that im looney, but proceeded to moon me"-Cam'ron

 

[P. Town]

'Wanna hit from the back she agreed that im looney, but proceeded to moon me"-Cam'ron

I'm Gettin' Money NIGGA!!!!!

 

[lookdude]

"Talkin big big shit, I am rude I take food from a kid picnic nigga"

-lil wayne

 

[TRILLip Brooks]

I approached her, slight grin, white Timbs number you can type in

Said she don't like men

I just laughed

Ma, if we link, we link

You don't like men? me neither, what a coincidink - cam'ron