Funniest hip hop lines of all time.

[P. Town]

Harlem shake? Naw I'm in Harlem shaking the weight
Shaking the bake, shaking the Jake's
Kill you, shoot the funeral up and Harlem Shake at your wake

 

[Disciplined InSight]

"Psychologically, I masturbate with the hands of fate
So bust nuts on Mother Nature coming on your landscape.."

-Ras Kass

 

[TRILLip Brooks]

how you gon drop olivia when you only drop dimes

 

[shtoopid]

mad hoes, ask beavis, i get nothing but head

i was fucking chicks in the ass, when i was six & a half

- Big L

 

[JDSTAYWITIT]

" Who can get they thang sucked while they boo boo, I can

By a chinese bitch who just fixed moo goo gai pan " - devin the dude

^^^ That nigga got em all day

"I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice

hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?

Yeah, I called ya fat.

Look at me, I'm skinny

It never stopped me from gettin' busy

I'm a freak

I like the girls with the boom

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom" - Shock G

"Well Awwwwwwww Skeet Skeet Skeet Skeet Skeet Skeet" - Lil John

^^^ I mean...

^^^ Throwback

 

[siqnih da rapper]

eminem biggie they ass own this shit

 

[L3NU]

my dick so small i pee on my own balls--bizzare from d12

quick with the nine either im blind or ashanti's side burns are thicker then mine--lloyd banks

 

[freethewave]

and I drown the face
all around the face
how that sound and taste
shit,like a pound of cake

 

[Puff-A-Lot]

'Oh thats Dre with an AK to his face, dont make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place, I told you Dre, you shouldve kept that thing put away, I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it aye?'

makes me laugh every time

'And if its not a rapper that I make it as, Ima be a fuckin rapist in a Jason mask'

 

[HustleThaDon]

Harlem shake? Naw I'm in Harlem shaking the weight
Shaking the bake, shaking the Jake's
Kill you, shoot the funeral up and Harlem Shake at your wake

lol Killa owns this thread

"I'd advise you to step son, before I fuck ya moms make you my stepson"

 

[rip.dilla]

"I'm on the westside of Chicago, lookin' for a bust down
And make me put my two arms up, Touchdown!
You stay in touch now, but when I tough down
I'm like Buckshot shorty, you better "Duck Down"
Yeah I must clown, I'm from Harlem, Uptown
Where we flash money, take your bitch and ask you, what now?
Birds flip a dozen, chicks is dicks they suckin'
Swallow my kids, go and kiss they cousin
Yes, they kissing cousins, Toya's kissin' Muffin
Worst than that, they go home and kiss they husband
That shit's disgusting
Keep the chickens clucking, keep the pigeons buggin'
This on my wrist is nothing
To me it's just yellow hearts and pink diamonds
Where I get the money for this? Don't think rhymin'
You fucking with Pablo, Bravo, Mario Via Bolo ho, Ta-to..."
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[[Trillmatic]]

P jumped up, grabbed his ratchet, felt sorry for him
First shot was I'll, clapped his parrot
Blew him off son shoulder, so many feathers had the club coughing
That's when Pazone lost it!
He wigged out, crying, spit out
He's living like Dead Presidents, real life, he's letting it out

 

[raperxz]

dunno but was listening to this yesterday, lmao

[video=youtube;lEgLqmVuv4U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEgLqmVuv4U&feature=related[/video]

 

[mr. mista xxlusive]

Hold on, That’s the girl you gave a wedding ring?

Man, me and my niggas nutted on her everything - Big Sean

Lets say I'm in a room with a bitch...and the ho don't won' fuck

Like a man, I'ma beat my meat...and get my fuckin nut

Fo'sho...she gon' be drove then

And I'ma cut the TV off and go to sleep on that ho then - Juvenile

 

[BDBIID]

You niggaz wasn't quiet, meet the whales and the fishes
You hit the precinct up, play tattletale with the snitches-Banks

You niggaz wasn't tough, I shoulda snapped some flicks
You wore your pants tight, played pitty-pat with the chicks-Banks

 

[motrilla]

lol Killa owns this thread

"I'd advise you to step son, before I fuck ya moms make you my stepson"

"I style with the hammers

I wild with your nana

doggystyle on the hamper" - Killa

 

[mr. mista xxlusive]

I’m knockin’ niggas down this year, I’m on my timber shit

big lion growl at you niggas on that simba shit - lil wayne

shit had me dying first time I heard that line but wayne spazzed'd the fuck out on that whole entire verse. Shitted all over jada on that track

 

[mr. mista xxlusive]

Get the "okey doke" play me baby I hope he know, we break noses call him baby pinnochio - Killa Cam

Now i don't trust a hoe

That's mother, to baby mother

Mother fucker you look like a lady lover

I touch, slap her

Dap her, plus clap her

Tell her drink cum, get drunk

It's nutt cracker

-Killa Cam

 

[dalyricalbandit]

Curtissssssssssssss

 

[mr. mista xxlusive]

Bitch I'm busy baby go and suck anotha cock - Rick Ross