Funniest hip hop lines of all time.

[BobOblah]

"And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nothin but head”

"I'm nothin like your poppa,

I wouldn't give a chick ten cent to put cheese on a whopper"

-Big L

Even blind girls scream out

"Oh my gosh, get the camera"

-Slick Rick

 

[thedesolateone]

Doin forever shit like pissin out the window on turnpikes

what th fuck does this mean?wont you get piss on everyone in the car?even if you dont you gonna get piss all over the car

 

[motrilla]

"Man I tell my bitches do it to they suck the brown off" -Weezy F. Baby

 

[thedesolateone]

REAL Rap every Bar-Fits-Her(Bar Mitzvah) Like a Young JEW

 

[son of 1973]

The nightmares I leave ya wit on the scene will make Freddy bitch ass...look like a wet dream- Willie D

 

[mr.getwitcha]

You cant touch this/

You got a bad name like Dick Butt Kiss/ - Tash (Alcoholics)

I laugh everytime I hear it.

Getwitcha

 

[mr.getwitcha]

Get the "okey doke" play me baby I hope he know, we break noses call him baby pinnochio - Killa Cam

Now i don't trust a hoe

That's mother, to baby mother

Mother fucker you look like a lady lover

I touch, slap her

Dap her, plus clap her

Tell her drink cum, get drunk

It's nutt cracker

-Killa Cam

Dick on her nose, now she's cockeyed (blakaaaa) - Killa

Getwitcha