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20 minutes. It was the Mars candy factory. First day there was about 80 people packed in the break room waiting to be called. I couldn't even hear the names being called because it was so loud in there. Plus the environment was too depressing everybody there had to wear black tees and the employees were jail birds, ratchet bitches, foreigners, and meth heads. I said fuck it I gotta clean record I don't need this shit and bounced.
 
RiGGA;7335799 said:
I worked at Sharks for a while. For those who don't know it's just a lowkey fish & chicken spot ran by Arabians. It's a small chain that branched out from Chicago & they hired me at the one by my school (NIU).

I knew the shit wasnt legit cuz I filled out NO paperwork bruh was like "you want job? Come back Monday, 2pm."

So I'm like umm okay fuck it, hella bitches be ordering sharks so if I'm the delivery driver i know im pulling drawes. So I'm working a few days as a Delivery driver & I'm riding around high as shit delivering food. Even picked up this bad ass bitch that worked there too & she made me pick up her bad ass friends & they just rolled wit me damn near the whole shift; smoking me out on blunts, & just keeping a young boa entertained throughout my chicken transporting.

Anyway, shit was a dope ass college job up until around the first payday. I started asking the boss how we getting paid since he didn't take my banking information & he talmbout some don't worry I got you...tf? So I ask around to some coworkers & they tell me the nigga pull straight up out the drawer.

I'm thinking okay this shit is sweet. He only paying me $5hr+tips (college town bruh) so fuck it ima start dipping into the funds. Whenever the customer paid with cash I took 2 dollars from the bill. I'm thinking obviously when he goes to count up, since there was multiple delivery drivers he won't know who came up short.

I was wrong. Nigga confronted me next payday like "we missing 50 dollars from your runs. I need that."

So I'm like oh shit must have been a mistake but it won't happen again. Damn right it wouldn't. I went home for spring break & came back without that job.I was still on the university's payroll as a tutor though, so fuck them arabs.

Can't be fired from a job that wasn't legally documented, so I just like to think of it as the time I hustled chicken lol.

Lol we had a Sharks in Louisville up the street from my crib. It was attached to a mechanic shop, run by Arabs. They say they was moving dope out of there. I unno doe.
 
RiGGA;7335799 said:
I worked at Sharks for a while. For those who don't know it's just a lowkey fish & chicken spot ran by Arabians. It's a small chain that branched out from Chicago & they hired me at the one by my school (NIU).

I knew the shit wasnt legit cuz I filled out NO paperwork bruh was like "you want job? Come back Monday, 2pm."

So I'm like umm okay fuck it, hella bitches be ordering sharks so if I'm the delivery driver i know im pulling drawes. So I'm working a few days as a Delivery driver & I'm riding around high as shit delivering food. Even picked up this bad ass bitch that worked there too & she made me pick up her bad ass friends & they just rolled wit me damn near the whole shift; smoking me out on blunts, & just keeping a young boa entertained throughout my chicken transporting.

Anyway, shit was a dope ass college job up until around the first payday. I started asking the boss how we getting paid since he didn't take my banking information & he talmbout some don't worry I got you...tf? So I ask around to some coworkers & they tell me the nigga pull straight up out the drawer.

I'm thinking okay this shit is sweet. He only paying me $5hr+tips (college town bruh) so fuck it ima start dipping into the funds. Whenever the customer paid with cash I took 2 dollars from the bill. I'm thinking obviously when he goes to count up, since there was multiple delivery drivers he won't know who came up short.

I was wrong. Nigga confronted me next payday like "we missing 50 dollars from your runs. I need that."

So I'm like oh shit must have been a mistake but it won't happen again. Damn right it wouldn't. I went home for spring break & came back without that job.I was still on the university's payroll as a tutor though, so fuck them arabs.

Can't be fired from a job that wasn't legally documented, so I just like to think of it as the time I hustled chicken lol.

@rigga damn you at NIU too???
 
MikeydaGawd;7336552 said:
RiGGA;7335799 said:
I worked at Sharks for a while. For those who don't know it's just a lowkey fish & chicken spot ran by Arabians. It's a small chain that branched out from Chicago & they hired me at the one by my school (NIU).

I knew the shit wasnt legit cuz I filled out NO paperwork bruh was like "you want job? Come back Monday, 2pm."

So I'm like umm okay fuck it, hella bitches be ordering sharks so if I'm the delivery driver i know im pulling drawes. So I'm working a few days as a Delivery driver & I'm riding around high as shit delivering food. Even picked up this bad ass bitch that worked there too & she made me pick up her bad ass friends & they just rolled wit me damn near the whole shift; smoking me out on blunts, & just keeping a young boa entertained throughout my chicken transporting.

Anyway, shit was a dope ass college job up until around the first payday. I started asking the boss how we getting paid since he didn't take my banking information & he talmbout some don't worry I got you...tf? So I ask around to some coworkers & they tell me the nigga pull straight up out the drawer.

I'm thinking okay this shit is sweet. He only paying me $5hr+tips (college town bruh) so fuck it ima start dipping into the funds. Whenever the customer paid with cash I took 2 dollars from the bill. I'm thinking obviously when he goes to count up, since there was multiple delivery drivers he won't know who came up short.

I was wrong. Nigga confronted me next payday like "we missing 50 dollars from your runs. I need that."

So I'm like oh shit must have been a mistake but it won't happen again. Damn right it wouldn't. I went home for spring break & came back without that job.I was still on the university's payroll as a tutor though, so fuck them arabs.

Can't be fired from a job that wasn't legally documented, so I just like to think of it as the time I hustled chicken lol.

@rigga damn you at NIU too???

now yall must fight
 
DWO;7336327 said:
i worked for the same temp agency twice.... every gig i got was cool as shit....one was so good, i almost went to work there for a permanent job but i got hired by TSA first...so i was like fuck that imma go with the fed job....

but basically the job was repairing a dock on the side of this low key ass luxury hotel/condo spot in the middle of fells point
http://www.hendersonswharf.com/

looking back....that might've been a money ass gig......

they had us walking these 30 foot long boards like about 200 yards from the spot the trailer dropped them off to to the actual dock they was laying them down in,, and picking up the old boards and taking them back....shit had to be the hottest week of the summer....and the boards were like 40-50pounds a piece...i was carrying like 4 t a time on my shoulders cuz the other nigga that was working with me was like fuck this shit.. nigga kept taking water breaks and fuck around and didn't even come back from his lunch break....

every day they sent a new person with me..and every day them niggaz was quitting....i was only like 19 at the time, so i was in good shape, and didn't really give a fuck.....they offered me a job on the maintenance crew n everything, but like i said, i got the tsa job...

i used to take chicks down to the dock on little dates n shit all the time though..they gave me a key card to the water...shit stopped working at the end of the summer....

nigga thought he had it made with the underlined

the bolded is the funny part
 
That sharks was decent tho. One time during the winter tjo it was about to close and we were having one of the worst snow storms . But I was too hungry so I had to make that voyage. Snow and wind everywhere. Thought I was gonna die
 
DUB;7336584 said:
DWO;7336327 said:
i worked for the same temp agency twice.... every gig i got was cool as shit....one was so good, i almost went to work there for a permanent job but i got hired by TSA first...so i was like fuck that imma go with the fed job....

but basically the job was repairing a dock on the side of this low key ass luxury hotel/condo spot in the middle of fells point
http://www.hendersonswharf.com/

looking back....that might've been a money ass gig......

they had us walking these 30 foot long boards like about 200 yards from the spot the trailer dropped them off to to the actual dock they was laying them down in,, and picking up the old boards and taking them back....shit had to be the hottest week of the summer....and the boards were like 40-50pounds a piece...i was carrying like 4 t a time on my shoulders cuz the other nigga that was working with me was like fuck this shit.. nigga kept taking water breaks and fuck around and didn't even come back from his lunch break....

every day they sent a new person with me..and every day them niggaz was quitting....i was only like 19 at the time, so i was in good shape, and didn't really give a fuck.....they offered me a job on the maintenance crew n everything, but like i said, i got the tsa job...

i used to take chicks down to the dock on little dates n shit all the time though..they gave me a key card to the water...shit stopped working at the end of the summer....

nigga thought he had it made with the underlined

the bolded is the funny part

yea that shit was cold blooded.....i thought i was stuntin.....walking through the area like

"watch this"

swipe my card and the green light come on...then we walking on the dock....walking past dudes who had boats n shit docked out there......sitting by the water on a summer evening.....,man that shit was money...

my feelings were hurt as a bitch when they deactivated that shit
 
MikeydaGawd;7336552 said:
RiGGA;7335799 said:
I worked at Sharks for a while. For those who don't know it's just a lowkey fish & chicken spot ran by Arabians. It's a small chain that branched out from Chicago & they hired me at the one by my school (NIU).

I knew the shit wasnt legit cuz I filled out NO paperwork bruh was like "you want job? Come back Monday, 2pm."

So I'm like umm okay fuck it, hella bitches be ordering sharks so if I'm the delivery driver i know im pulling drawes. So I'm working a few days as a Delivery driver & I'm riding around high as shit delivering food. Even picked up this bad ass bitch that worked there too & she made me pick up her bad ass friends & they just rolled wit me damn near the whole shift; smoking me out on blunts, & just keeping a young boa entertained throughout my chicken transporting.

Anyway, shit was a dope ass college job up until around the first payday. I started asking the boss how we getting paid since he didn't take my banking information & he talmbout some don't worry I got you...tf? So I ask around to some coworkers & they tell me the nigga pull straight up out the drawer.

I'm thinking okay this shit is sweet. He only paying me $5hr+tips (college town bruh) so fuck it ima start dipping into the funds. Whenever the customer paid with cash I took 2 dollars from the bill. I'm thinking obviously when he goes to count up, since there was multiple delivery drivers he won't know who came up short.

I was wrong. Nigga confronted me next payday like "we missing 50 dollars from your runs. I need that."

So I'm like oh shit must have been a mistake but it won't happen again. Damn right it wouldn't. I went home for spring break & came back without that job.I was still on the university's payroll as a tutor though, so fuck them arabs.

Can't be fired from a job that wasn't legally documented, so I just like to think of it as the time I hustled chicken lol.

@rigga damn you at NIU too???

We've had this discussion already. Maybe you remember my other username @iMpIoDez, maybe not.

My dumbass been here since 2009. Thank God I graduate in December.

And why the fuck would you make that trip if niggas deliver? Fuck around and woulda been me knocking on your door smelling like the basement on That 70's Show, low-eye & all.
 
Oh hey by the way, have you seen Lil Herb out here? I seen that nigga straight walk in 7-11 Saturday night. Nigga looked me dead in my eyes. Unfortunately my nigga instincts kicked in so instead of saying wassup or some shit I just mean mugged his ass like he was just another nigga. But word around town is he stay on Ridge which is like 2 blocks from where I stay off Greek Row.

I say we plot on that nigga and post the details on here for IC legendary status lol..
 
A$AP_A$TON;7336423 said:
RiGGA;7335799 said:
I worked at Sharks for a while. For those who don't know it's just a lowkey fish & chicken spot ran by Arabians. It's a small chain that branched out from Chicago & they hired me at the one by my school (NIU).

I knew the shit wasnt legit cuz I filled out NO paperwork bruh was like "you want job? Come back Monday, 2pm."

So I'm like umm okay fuck it, hella bitches be ordering sharks so if I'm the delivery driver i know im pulling drawes. So I'm working a few days as a Delivery driver & I'm riding around high as shit delivering food. Even picked up this bad ass bitch that worked there too & she made me pick up her bad ass friends & they just rolled wit me damn near the whole shift; smoking me out on blunts, & just keeping a young boa entertained throughout my chicken transporting.

Anyway, shit was a dope ass college job up until around the first payday. I started asking the boss how we getting paid since he didn't take my banking information & he talmbout some don't worry I got you...tf? So I ask around to some coworkers & they tell me the nigga pull straight up out the drawer.

I'm thinking okay this shit is sweet. He only paying me $5hr+tips (college town bruh) so fuck it ima start dipping into the funds. Whenever the customer paid with cash I took 2 dollars from the bill. I'm thinking obviously when he goes to count up, since there was multiple delivery drivers he won't know who came up short.

I was wrong. Nigga confronted me next payday like "we missing 50 dollars from your runs. I need that."

So I'm like oh shit must have been a mistake but it won't happen again. Damn right it wouldn't. I went home for spring break & came back without that job.I was still on the university's payroll as a tutor though, so fuck them arabs.

Can't be fired from a job that wasn't legally documented, so I just like to think of it as the time I hustled chicken lol.

Lol we had a Sharks in Louisville up the street from my crib. It was attached to a mechanic shop, run by Arabs. They say they was moving dope out of there. I unno doe.

@A$AP_A$TON oh so you either lived in shagbark or over by 7th and algonguin. i pick the former. tell me im a lie

 
ineedpussy;7336942 said:
A$AP_A$TON;7336423 said:
RiGGA;7335799 said:
I worked at Sharks for a while. For those who don't know it's just a lowkey fish & chicken spot ran by Arabians. It's a small chain that branched out from Chicago & they hired me at the one by my school (NIU).

I knew the shit wasnt legit cuz I filled out NO paperwork bruh was like "you want job? Come back Monday, 2pm."

So I'm like umm okay fuck it, hella bitches be ordering sharks so if I'm the delivery driver i know im pulling drawes. So I'm working a few days as a Delivery driver & I'm riding around high as shit delivering food. Even picked up this bad ass bitch that worked there too & she made me pick up her bad ass friends & they just rolled wit me damn near the whole shift; smoking me out on blunts, & just keeping a young boa entertained throughout my chicken transporting.

Anyway, shit was a dope ass college job up until around the first payday. I started asking the boss how we getting paid since he didn't take my banking information & he talmbout some don't worry I got you...tf? So I ask around to some coworkers & they tell me the nigga pull straight up out the drawer.

I'm thinking okay this shit is sweet. He only paying me $5hr+tips (college town bruh) so fuck it ima start dipping into the funds. Whenever the customer paid with cash I took 2 dollars from the bill. I'm thinking obviously when he goes to count up, since there was multiple delivery drivers he won't know who came up short.

I was wrong. Nigga confronted me next payday like "we missing 50 dollars from your runs. I need that."

So I'm like oh shit must have been a mistake but it won't happen again. Damn right it wouldn't. I went home for spring break & came back without that job.I was still on the university's payroll as a tutor though, so fuck them arabs.

Can't be fired from a job that wasn't legally documented, so I just like to think of it as the time I hustled chicken lol.

Lol we had a Sharks in Louisville up the street from my crib. It was attached to a mechanic shop, run by Arabs. They say they was moving dope out of there. I unno doe.

@A$AP_A$TON oh so you either lived in shagbark or over by 7th and algonguin. i pick the former. tell me im a lie

Lol Nigga wanna put me in the hood so bad. #Pause I was off Cane Run in that little sub division. All the streets in the neighborhood was named after musical instruments. Smh
 
A$AP_A$TON;7337105 said:
ineedpussy;7336942 said:
A$AP_A$TON;7336423 said:
RiGGA;7335799 said:
I worked at Sharks for a while. For those who don't know it's just a lowkey fish & chicken spot ran by Arabians. It's a small chain that branched out from Chicago & they hired me at the one by my school (NIU).

I knew the shit wasnt legit cuz I filled out NO paperwork bruh was like "you want job? Come back Monday, 2pm."

So I'm like umm okay fuck it, hella bitches be ordering sharks so if I'm the delivery driver i know im pulling drawes. So I'm working a few days as a Delivery driver & I'm riding around high as shit delivering food. Even picked up this bad ass bitch that worked there too & she made me pick up her bad ass friends & they just rolled wit me damn near the whole shift; smoking me out on blunts, & just keeping a young boa entertained throughout my chicken transporting.

Anyway, shit was a dope ass college job up until around the first payday. I started asking the boss how we getting paid since he didn't take my banking information & he talmbout some don't worry I got you...tf? So I ask around to some coworkers & they tell me the nigga pull straight up out the drawer.

I'm thinking okay this shit is sweet. He only paying me $5hr+tips (college town bruh) so fuck it ima start dipping into the funds. Whenever the customer paid with cash I took 2 dollars from the bill. I'm thinking obviously when he goes to count up, since there was multiple delivery drivers he won't know who came up short.

I was wrong. Nigga confronted me next payday like "we missing 50 dollars from your runs. I need that."

So I'm like oh shit must have been a mistake but it won't happen again. Damn right it wouldn't. I went home for spring break & came back without that job.I was still on the university's payroll as a tutor though, so fuck them arabs.

Can't be fired from a job that wasn't legally documented, so I just like to think of it as the time I hustled chicken lol.

Lol we had a Sharks in Louisville up the street from my crib. It was attached to a mechanic shop, run by Arabs. They say they was moving dope out of there. I unno doe.

@A$AP_A$TON oh so you either lived in shagbark or over by 7th and algonguin. i pick the former. tell me im a lie

Lol Nigga wanna put me in the hood so bad. #Pause I was off Cane Run in that little sub division. All the streets in the neighborhood was named after musical instruments. Smh

aye bruh its right across the street so sue me and you live on oboe dont you?

 
First day nigga.

Ever heard of the Kirby vacuum cleaner? They post hiring ads online paying $400 a weekand are easy to set up interview appointments. You go in for a rushed 15 minute interview, filling out a lil information only to get a call hours later saying that you're hired and telling you when to come in for training. You get there with like 20+ other people and the manager does a bunch of demonstrations with the vacuum and telling you shit like how to muscle your way into people's homes and not leave until they agree to a down payment. Real shiesty sounding shit, especially for a door to door vacuum seller in the 2000's.

So I googled "kirby vacuum scam" and found tons of articles, videos, and witness statements about how they pile a bunch of "employees" in a van and take them miles away far away suburbs and drops them off for hours at a time, but not before making them sign additional contracts that basically lets them pay you whatever they want to.

I pulled up to the Kirby office the day of, saw the vans lined up and the manager with this look on his face like he was about to get away with murder. I told them niggas I'd follow them in my own car. They made a left, I made a right and never looked back. A week later, I saw an ad for a different company located in the same place offering the same wage but different name.

Fuck that shit.
 
Caught a job in Yonkers at the waste water treatment plant. Was there to do paper work and monitor gauges and things ....... First day while on tour through the facility, a pipe burst and they called for all hands to help with containment and clean up. Why did it have to be a stage one sewage pipe ...... all the chemicals that was used to clean the waste in it too ..... it was literally eating the soles off our shoes and the worst smell ever! I bounced right after that cause the smell had me sick ...... Got on the bus and people were moving to other seats to get away from me. When I was getting off the bus at my stop, the bus driver was like "Bruh, you gonna need to find another way to work if you plan on smelling like that everyday!"

Good 40 minute hot shower to scrub the stink off of me ....

The plant called the next day and left a message when I didn't show up. They said they know it was a rough first day and things like that don't happen often. They offered to hold the position open for me for the next 24hrs. to decide if I was still interested ...... I never called back
 
2 hours. got a job in McDonalds freshmen year of university. during lunch i called my boy and he picked me up and i never came back. ended up staying @ his crib living off beats for the summer. goat time
 
MECCA1000;7337477 said:
"Bruh, you gonna need to find another way to work if you plan on smelling like that everyday!"

LL


This thread delivered. Good shit OP.
 
ineedpussy;7337205 said:
A$AP_A$TON;7337105 said:
ineedpussy;7336942 said:
A$AP_A$TON;7336423 said:
RiGGA;7335799 said:
I worked at Sharks for a while. For those who don't know it's just a lowkey fish & chicken spot ran by Arabians. It's a small chain that branched out from Chicago & they hired me at the one by my school (NIU).

I knew the shit wasnt legit cuz I filled out NO paperwork bruh was like "you want job? Come back Monday, 2pm."

So I'm like umm okay fuck it, hella bitches be ordering sharks so if I'm the delivery driver i know im pulling drawes. So I'm working a few days as a Delivery driver & I'm riding around high as shit delivering food. Even picked up this bad ass bitch that worked there too & she made me pick up her bad ass friends & they just rolled wit me damn near the whole shift; smoking me out on blunts, & just keeping a young boa entertained throughout my chicken transporting.

Anyway, shit was a dope ass college job up until around the first payday. I started asking the boss how we getting paid since he didn't take my banking information & he talmbout some don't worry I got you...tf? So I ask around to some coworkers & they tell me the nigga pull straight up out the drawer.

I'm thinking okay this shit is sweet. He only paying me $5hr+tips (college town bruh) so fuck it ima start dipping into the funds. Whenever the customer paid with cash I took 2 dollars from the bill. I'm thinking obviously when he goes to count up, since there was multiple delivery drivers he won't know who came up short.

I was wrong. Nigga confronted me next payday like "we missing 50 dollars from your runs. I need that."

So I'm like oh shit must have been a mistake but it won't happen again. Damn right it wouldn't. I went home for spring break & came back without that job.I was still on the university's payroll as a tutor though, so fuck them arabs.

Can't be fired from a job that wasn't legally documented, so I just like to think of it as the time I hustled chicken lol.

Lol we had a Sharks in Louisville up the street from my crib. It was attached to a mechanic shop, run by Arabs. They say they was moving dope out of there. I unno doe.

@A$AP_A$TON oh so you either lived in shagbark or over by 7th and algonguin. i pick the former. tell me im a lie

Lol Nigga wanna put me in the hood so bad. #Pause I was off Cane Run in that little sub division. All the streets in the neighborhood was named after musical instruments. Smh

aye bruh its right across the street so sue me and you live on oboe dont you?

Lol How tf could you know that? I used to, my ppl still stay there.
 
MECCA1000;7337477 said:
Caught a job in Yonkers at the waste water treatment plant. Was there to do paper work and monitor gauges and things ....... First day while on tour through the facility, a pipe burst and they called for all hands to help with containment and clean up. Why did it have to be a stage one sewage pipe ...... all the chemicals that was used to clean the waste in it too ..... it was literally eating the soles off our shoes and the worst smell ever! I bounced right after that cause the smell had me sick ...... Got on the bus and people were moving to other seats to get away from me. When I was getting off the bus at my stop, the bus driver was like "Bruh, you gonna need to find another way to work if you plan on smelling like that everyday!"

Good 40 minute hot shower to scrub the stink off of me ....

The plant called the next day and left a message when I didn't show up. They said they know it was a rough first day and things like that don't happen often. They offered to hold the position open for me for the next 24hrs. to decide if I was still interested ...... I never called back

Damn, was it good money tho?
 
I was working at this place called Winguard as a temp-to-hire. I worked this job for approximately 2 days. It was a tire factory & that shit was hard af.

The first day I arrived at the job, they put me in the back of a parked 18 wheeler truck (that was stacked with tires from the halfway point & to the ceiling) with this white boy. Our job was to climb on some tires & knock the tires down to the floor, so we can stack in a set of fours.

But before we stacked them, we had to stack every one with a green sticker facing upward then after we stack in a set of fours. We had to take a wheel dolly & clamp it around the set of tires & pull them to this assembly line & keep the line filled up. It was 6 lanes we had to keep running & if you get behind then a yellow light will flash & it'll eventually stop the line.

First day was aight because I was helping the white boy. The next day I came in, they put me on the truck by myself................Why did they do that for? Them niggas had me working hard like John Henry in that bitch........ I couldn't keep up with the line for shit then this nigga came to help me for a little while, so I can catch up but after I fell off again. I was boiling hot because they know one person can't do that shit alone. Then it was mandatory that you had to wear pants, so I was hot af doing that shit. After it was over, I hopped on the phone with these temporary service people & told them "mannnnnnnnnnnn don't send me to no shit like that anymore".
 
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