Faking Orgasms

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I very recently faked it with a condom on ,with this Polish barmaid I picked up on a bar crawl. She was cute asf but dumber than a sack of door knobs. I faked it because it just wasn't happening for me and she was like "but I don't see cum" I convinced her some condoms have agents in them that dissolve cum , she bought it.
 
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Any women faking an orgasm is an idiot because your man is probably going to fuck you like that again so what are you going to do fake it forever???? or break up with a good man because you refuse to tell him the truth??? maybe if you tell him he's not fucking the pussy right he will improve next time.
 
Doesn't fake it post.

Never had to. Even with my wack ass ex.

I consider myself to be a great communicator. I'll let a man know exactly what I like to encourage him if he's on the right path. The downside to that though is having to let him know when it's not working. That's when things get sour.

If you tell a man he's not doing it right and he doesn't try to change it up or he does one time and forgets the next... Talmbout... It got so bad with him that I would push him off of me, finish myself and go to sleep. And constantly telling a man he's not doing it right will fuck up his ego and erection...

He got kicked out of my pussy, then bed, then life altogether. Cause lack of effort means you don't care in my book. And I deserve a man that cares.

So no. Not gonna fake it. Not at this age. Life is too short to not get what you want, how you want.

 
BrideofKilla;8807729 said:
It got so bad with him that I would push him off of me

He got kicked out of my pussy

Too rough or not rough enough? Gotta be one or the other

Cant see myself claiming a girl I'm into and not hittin it right ur askin for trouble

 
Go figure;8808597 said:
BrideofKilla;8807729 said:
It got so bad with him that I would push him off of me

He got kicked out of my pussy

Too rough or not rough enough? Gotta be one or the other

Cant see myself claiming a girl I'm into and not hittin it right ur askin for trouble

This may be an over share...

Stroke, stroke pause....trying not to cum... Repeat. Couldn't build up momentum and he was a one and done.
 
BrideofKilla;8808691 said:
Go figure;8808597 said:
BrideofKilla;8807729 said:
It got so bad with him that I would push him off of me

He got kicked out of my pussy

Too rough or not rough enough? Gotta be one or the other

Cant see myself claiming a girl I'm into and not hittin it right ur askin for trouble

This may be an over share...

Stroke, stroke pause....trying not to cum... Repeat. Couldn't build up momentum and he was a one and done.

Lol when I was younger I been there before. Had a gf that was patient n basically let me keep hittin til I 'got all that out my system'.

think it was an anxiety thing cuz once it passed I was over it

the bright side is from here on out even bad sex is better than 2 pumps every 5 seconds sex

maybe slow down on the kegel exercises? u killin em

 
BrideofKilla;8808691 said:
Go figure;8808597 said:
BrideofKilla;8807729 said:
It got so bad with him that I would push him off of me

He got kicked out of my pussy

Too rough or not rough enough? Gotta be one or the other

Cant see myself claiming a girl I'm into and not hittin it right ur askin for trouble

This may be an over share...

Stroke, stroke pause....trying not to cum... Repeat. Couldn't build up momentum and he was a one and done.

Wow @ dude really pausing to get theyself together

Cant believe this really happens to men.
 
Go figure;8808762 said:
BrideofKilla;8808691 said:
Go figure;8808597 said:
BrideofKilla;8807729 said:
It got so bad with him that I would push him off of me

He got kicked out of my pussy

Too rough or not rough enough? Gotta be one or the other

Cant see myself claiming a girl I'm into and not hittin it right ur askin for trouble

This may be an over share...

Stroke, stroke pause....trying not to cum... Repeat. Couldn't build up momentum and he was a one and done.

Lol when I was younger I been there before. Had a gf that was patient n basically let me keep hittin til I 'got all that out my system'.

think it was an anxiety thing cuz once it passed I was over it

the bright side is from here on out even bad sex is better than 2 pumps every 5 seconds sex

maybe slow down on the kegel exercises? u killin em

Nah, my current wants me to snap his joint off or die trying... So I'm gonna ☺

 
BrideofKilla;8808813 said:
Go figure;8808762 said:
BrideofKilla;8808691 said:
Go figure;8808597 said:
BrideofKilla;8807729 said:
It got so bad with him that I would push him off of me

He got kicked out of my pussy

Too rough or not rough enough? Gotta be one or the other

Cant see myself claiming a girl I'm into and not hittin it right ur askin for trouble

This may be an over share...

Stroke, stroke pause....trying not to cum... Repeat. Couldn't build up momentum and he was a one and done.

Lol when I was younger I been there before. Had a gf that was patient n basically let me keep hittin til I 'got all that out my system'.

think it was an anxiety thing cuz once it passed I was over it

the bright side is from here on out even bad sex is better than 2 pumps every 5 seconds sex

maybe slow down on the kegel exercises? u killin em

Nah, my current wants me to snap his joint off or die trying... So I'm gonna ☺

god bless u

**salutes**
 
my wife told me i got a cumface like bernie mac in life

BERNIE_MAC_LIFE.png


 
BrideofKilla;8808813 said:
Go figure;8808762 said:
BrideofKilla;8808691 said:
Go figure;8808597 said:
BrideofKilla;8807729 said:
It got so bad with him that I would push him off of me

He got kicked out of my pussy

Too rough or not rough enough? Gotta be one or the other

Cant see myself claiming a girl I'm into and not hittin it right ur askin for trouble

This may be an over share...

Stroke, stroke pause....trying not to cum... Repeat. Couldn't build up momentum and he was a one and done.

Lol when I was younger I been there before. Had a gf that was patient n basically let me keep hittin til I 'got all that out my system'.

think it was an anxiety thing cuz once it passed I was over it

the bright side is from here on out even bad sex is better than 2 pumps every 5 seconds sex

maybe slow down on the kegel exercises? u killin em

Nah, my current wants me to snap his joint off or die trying... So I'm gonna

Bless you and your enthusiasm. Ladies like you really make the world go round.

 
Women faking orgasms set up a horrible cycle. You'd rather spare a niggas feelings than communicate your displeasure?? If you're with a dude u fucking on a frequent basis and u can't keep it 100 with him, doesn't that speak to the overall relationship? ?

What type of soft ass, Eric Benet listening niggas are yall fucking with?? I always question how I'm doing, and what could've been done better. Sex where just one person is being pleased is just assisted masturbation.
 
MsSouthern;8811109 said:
So everyone in here has amazing sex every time ?

Or if not has a partner that tells them they aren't up to par ?

you know dudes aint gon admit to getting a BDR
 
How do you chicks fake it without laughing? I mean do yall make it a big ol dramatic thing where yall sitting there yelling

"RIGHT THERE RIGHT THERE OHH SHIT....then yawn & roll your eyes when he got his back turnt to yall?
 

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