Faking Orgasms

[Peace_79]

Lol @ a woman faking an actual orgasm

 

[geechee slim]

I faked a nut or two. A lot of men have. Mainly because I HATE condoms.

 

[geechee slim]

And if her legs starts spazzing, and she says things that don't make sense, then she's not faking. One time I was eatin' out ol' girl. She pets and rubs my scalp, and then later starts digging her nails in my head.

Another time I'm eatin' out the same girl and she puts me in a leg-lock. Bitch almost crushed my scull.

 

[Bussy_Getta]

Fake nails

Fake tan

Fake lashes

Of course I fake orgasms

 

[okaay]

As long as the bitch don't get up and make a fake sandwich I don't give a fuck!

 

[TheNightKing]

there is no reason why a woman cannot have an orgasm every time if you cannot do it with your dick alone just turn her over push your fingers in it and touch her g-spot and if she does not have one then the problem is with her not you.

Women love putting the sex burden on men but in reality some pussy is just not good, some women scream and cry as soon as you put it in and they cum easy and strong for some other other women you could push your whole hand up the cunt and she still won't cum. A lot of women suffer from bad genetics

True about the burden always being put on men. Some women get a mental block to the shit. I've made many women cum and others didn't no matter what I did. Women got to know what pleases them and help themselves get to the point. It's a 2 way street. Both parties got to know what they doing.

 

[dalyricalbandit]

As long as the bitch don't get up and make a fake sandwich I don't give a fuck!

lmao goat

 

[DR. JEK]

I feel sorry for these chumps yall IC chicks run across that's slanging the weak sauce dicks.

Maybe its just my own fetishy thing but to me....there is not anything about sex that's more of an ego boast and a turn on than seeing a woman get an O off the pipe you throwing. I love the facial expressions, the shaking legs, the squirts, the soul fleeing the body type eye rolls in the back of they heads, the leg lock they put around your neck when they tryna cum on your tounge, the Arch in they back when you using two or three fingers in that "come here" motion for that G spot one, the almost collapse type walks to the bathrooms afterward, the next day when they tell you they pussy thumps just thinking about what you did.

I love everything about Giving a Woman an Orgasm. The moments are what makes sex a great experience.

 

[[Trillmatic]]

Shit Ima guy and I've done that shit lol

 

[FishNChips]

imo the only time a woman should be faking it is if she wants to get her ass to sleep. the rest of the time the dude or gal gotta spend that time and energy working her right to get her to that O

 

[Qiv_Owan]

Yall havin struggle sex if his cue to hurry up is only 1 orgasm

 

[RickyRich]

if you can make a woman cum on the regular, ...yall got something special...might as well marry her....

lord knows i did.....

Ya i got her wet aswell. Stupid bitch got some stinkin pussy

 

[riddlerap]

never made a girl cum with my dick post

 

[2stepz_ahead]

I have before .... Sometimes you know it just isn't gonna happen . Or sometimes I've been distracted about other things and can't get in the right mood

So instead of saying hey babe I'm not gonna cum this time ....I faked it. Been a very long time since I had to though .... Sex with my man is amazing

But what I want to know is how many MEN here have faked it ????

I did a thread bout this years ago. One poster said he spit in his chicks back while faking it so he could go back to watching the game

WTF ????

Lol

i faked it a few times rather than telling them i cant nut.

sometimes the nut wont come out and i have learned that it kills a chicks self esteem if she knows she cant make a dude nut...

that should be an automatic...but when its not.. you can see her spirit breaking with the questions of if she was good enough.

them niggas after should thank me...cuase now shorty will always put in extra work to not have her heart broke again.

...but that spit shit is nasty...thats going to far

 

[2stepz_ahead]

if you can make a woman cum on the regular, ...yall got something special...might as well marry her....

lord knows i did.....

have to disagree

by that logic I should've married every woman that I smashed more than once

it doesn't take much if u willing to pay attention and make her comfortable

Maybe you should have had multiple wives.....

Shrugs

My wife works with a few orgasimless women, she said the way they talk about their husbands is shameful and disgusting.... No respect at all....

I'm pretty sure that shit is essential

I'm starting to consider that maybe the bolded is what is supposed to happen for me haha

at the bolded/underlined......usually when women talk reckless like that there is a hidden agenda......especially at work

females stay shitting on their man at work to either recruit a lunch nigga....or sometimes they do it just to ward off hoes they think might try to take their man....u can't ever take women gossiping at work seriously

very true post....but never thought of the ward off other hoes post...thats some deep shit

 

[imma_stoner08]

Not me because I want ya to know u ain't doing shit "imma tell ya" frfr

 

[rickmogul]

If they'll fake something as sensuous as an orgasm they 4 dam sure R lying in other areas of the ship as well. Small Sparks star big fires. What happens when he finds out? Yeah!

 

[MsSouthern]

If they'll fake something as sensuous as an orgasm they 4 dam sure R lying in other areas of the ship as well. Small Sparks star big fires. What happens when he finds out? Yeah!

Again if you think every time you sling your dick your woman cums .....you are fooling yourself

 

[rickmogul]

@MsSouthern ...It's about me and mine and if she gets hers cool. Serial player so I care less about a females gratification. Cold World. Point WAS tho, Y lie about it? What R women afraid of by letting him know it ain't working and just letting him ride it out? We still in the pussy so it's a victory from jump street! That's how we see it. Keep on stroking a man's ego on a false pretense. U'r not a man so u ain't gone get it but it's gonna come back to bite. White lies / find always do.

 

[Go figure]

If they'll fake something as sensuous as an orgasm they 4 dam sure R lying in other areas of the ship as well. Small Sparks star big fires. What happens when he finds out? Yeah!

Again if you think every time you sling your dick your woman cums .....you are fooling yourself

Not if shes a squirter

#spreadtheword