Faking Orgasms

[Ol Jay's]

Sometimes you just know it ain't about to happen. I've done it, mainly to just get him to finish up and gtf off me.

I wouldn't do it if he'd never made me cum though.

so essentially you're having sex when you don't want to

And also what does you getting yours have to do with him, especially if he is a nigga like @BangEm_Bart and thinks he going to have her get off mutiple times

Um yes..when you trying to keep your man happy, sacrifices can and will be made even if it means giving him a little bit when you're not really in the mood.

Him getting his in those instances is really what matters, so I don't see anything wrong with a little fib to stroke his ego.

Again, if it were a regular occurrence it would be a different story.

understandable

Piece of advice, maybe it's just me but a woman getting a orgasm doesn't stroke my ego

Also I think you should be honest & tell him you're not in the mood but since you're dtf, you'd appreciate if he gets his quickly

And trust if you're just doing it to please him and want it over quicker, work that pussy on him, the effort you're putting in would stroke his ego more than faking an O

 

[Kat]

Clearly not being in the mood would indicate I'm not trying to put in work.

Keep up Esbee, gosh.

Maybe it's just me but telling him that I'm not in the mood and to hurry and get his kinda ruins it, when I can just fake a nut and give him the green light to finish up. No harm, no foul.

 

[Ol Jay's]

I get you @Kat, not a woman so I really can't speak on your thought process

But, yeah there's always a butt, couldn't head be a better option than doing something you don't want to do be better

 

[Kat]

I get you @Kat, not a woman so I really can't speak on your thought process

But, yeah there's always a butt, couldn't head be a better option than doing something you don't want to do be better

You're tripping right now. If I'm not in the mood to get some dick why would I be in the mood to give some head?

 

[damnkp]

My wife's lips get cold when she has an orgasm...cant fake that

 

[Ol Jay's]

I get you @Kat, not a woman so I really can't speak on your thought process

But, yeah there's always a butt, couldn't head be a better option than doing something you don't want to do be better

You're tripping right now. If I'm not in the mood to get some dick why would I be in the mood to give some head?

damn, your man got it rough, play on player

 

[Kat]

Got one singing my praises and one trying to get it back..I'll be alright.

 

[blakfyahking]

if you can make a woman cum on the regular, ...yall got something special...might as well marry her....

lord knows i did.....

have to disagree

by that logic I should've married every woman that I smashed more than once

it doesn't take much if u willing to pay attention and make her comfortable

 

[BangEm_Bart]

How do you fuck a chick and she not cumming. I never experienced that. Shorty I'm fucking with nuts at least 7 times in 10 minutes. Shit ain't even fake when she trembling, can't say a coherent sentence and holding me tighter.

 

[MsSouthern]

I have before .... Sometimes you know it just isn't gonna happen . Or sometimes I've been distracted about other things and can't get in the right mood

So instead of saying hey babe I'm not gonna cum this time ....I faked it. Been a very long time since I had to though .... Sex with my man is amazing

But what I want to know is how many MEN here have faked it ????

I did a thread bout this years ago. One poster said he spit in his chicks back while faking it so he could go back to watching the game

WTF ????

Lol

 

[geechee slim]

I faked a nut at least a dozen times since college. Sometimes you're dick is in it but your soul isn't.

 

[obnoxiouslyfresh]

I have before .... Sometimes you know it just isn't gonna happen . Or sometimes I've been distracted about other things and can't get in the right mood

So instead of saying hey babe I'm not gonna cum this time ....I faked it. Been a very long time since I had to though .... Sex with my man is amazing

But what I want to know is how many MEN here have faked it ????

I did a thread bout this years ago. One poster said he spit in his chicks back while faking it so he could go back to watching the game

WTF ????

Lol

I remember this!

 

[Go figure]

get a squirter, you will never second guess and she cant lie about it

 

[Negro_Caesar]

get a squirter, you will never second guess and she cant lie about it

Nah. Who wants a bitch to piss on them?

 

[Dupac]

if you can make a woman cum on the regular, ...yall got something special...might as well marry her....

lord knows i did.....

have to disagree

by that logic I should've married every woman that I smashed more than once

it doesn't take much if u willing to pay attention and make her comfortable

Maybe you should have had multiple wives.....

Shrugs

My wife works with a few orgasimless women, she said the way they talk about their husbands is shameful and disgusting.... No respect at all....

I'm pretty sure that shit is essential

 

[DR. JEK]

Cant believe chicks is still faking O's in 2016

Where the hell are yall finding these no stroke game having chumps? The vagina has too many nerve endings and sensitivity areas for dudes to not be able to do atleast a lil something.

 

[OhMars]

I've faked a nut just to so I could go to sleep. I she already came and I knew it wasn't about to happen for ya boy that night.

 

[AP21]

i faked a nut b/c the sex was wack

 

[caddo man]

Faking a nut for a dude is hard unless you wearing a condom. Or spit on a bitch! LOL! That shit so scumbag.

 

[AP21]

well, i remember they came out with those condoms that had the numbing shit on em

i coined the term "keep spinners" back in college and threw all my homeboys on em who kept braggin bout magnums

but anyway, what i had to learn was that you couldnt use em back to back. You had to use one for the first nut, then back to your regularly scheduled condom for any subsequent nuts

well, before i learned that, the sex would take FOREVER...it was great for a while, but after you done did every position in the kama sutra, you get to the point where you couldnt even feel nothing b/c ya mans is too numb

so....i was nominated, and won best actor for faking a nut when i was servicing this chick.