Experiences With The Homeless

[Go figure]

Used to go to this gas station in the rough side of town for snacks n this dude asked for change i said sorry only got my card. This mf asked me to hit the atm and get him some change.

Another time leaving the same gas station this young dude asked for some change i said fuck it threw him $3 n a cig, shit u not 5 other mfs rushed me asking for more i said i gave your boy everything maybe he'll share with u. These mfs were hatin on him like he came up.

Started avoiding that spot like the plague.

 

[T. Sanford]

About two years ago; the local news aired a special about a couple of homeless people living under this bridge here. Every so often, I'll ride pass, stop & buy them food.

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Used to go to this gas station in the rough side of town for snacks n this dude asked for change i said sorry only got my card. This mf asked me to hit the atm and get him some change.

Another time leaving the same gas station this young dude asked for some change i said fuck it threw him $3 n a cig, shit u not 5 other mfs rushed me asking for more i said i gave your boy everything maybe he'll share with u. These mfs were hatin on him like he came up.

Started avoiding that spot like the plague.

Just say where the blacks stay dawg

 

[Mastery]

@atribecalledgabi

I know you had a couple run-ins haha

You too @CapitalB haha

 

[Go figure]

Used to go to this gas station in the rough side of town for snacks n this dude asked for change i said sorry only got my card. This mf asked me to hit the atm and get him some change.

Another time leaving the same gas station this young dude asked for some change i said fuck it threw him $3 n a cig, shit u not 5 other mfs rushed me asking for more i said i gave your boy everything maybe he'll share with u. These mfs were hatin on him like he came up.

Started avoiding that spot like the plague.

Just say where the blacks stay dawg

Heyyo not about race.

Any chicagoans know the area round 18th pulaski i know ya feel me

 

[Mastery]

Used to go to this gas station in the rough side of town for snacks n this dude asked for change i said sorry only got my card. This mf asked me to hit the atm and get him some change.

Another time leaving the same gas station this young dude asked for some change i said fuck it threw him $3 n a cig, shit u not 5 other mfs rushed me asking for more i said i gave your boy everything maybe he'll share with u. These mfs were hatin on him like he came up.

Started avoiding that spot like the plague.

Just say where the blacks stay dawg

Heyyo not about race.

Any chicagoans know the area round 18th pulaski i know ya feel me

@Elzo69Renaissance

 

[CapitalB]

@atribecalledgabi

I know you had a couple run-ins haha

You too @CapitalB haha

i dont really fuck wit bums..

but funniest story was when i was younger i had the bright idea to pay bums to buy my alcohol! :joy: :joy:

nigga was like 15/16 drinkin St Ides special brew. hahaha

one time tho me and the homies pieced up for this porno tape and paid a bum to go get it..

we thought we was go have to jump him cause that muthafucka wanna walk off wit our shit..

turns out he jus wanted to go down the street before handin it off..

we was about to thump that nigga! hahahaha

thats all i got. lol

 

[atribecalledgabi]

Lol I don't have no good homeless stories I can think of...

Couple weeks ago tho I was going to the store and this dude asked me for 50 cents and I said I ain't got no change....he gon say can I get $1...I was like bruh.....then he like can you get cash back and give me some when you come out??? I was like "sir you making a lot of demands for somebody that ain't got 50 cents" and went on about my life.

 

[geeboy]

Scene: Meeting up for a birthday.

Location: Harold's on Edgewood, ATL

Me and my girl walking up and this nigga was like "aye, you got a lil change?" I said "no" and kept it moving.

Its packed so we dip back out and meet the other four walking up. My cuz girl wanna order something to go and we gonna go to another spot. She go in and we just outside waiting.

Couple mins just standing there and some chick walk up selling the lil rubber bracelets (like livestrong). My girl and my homie girl kinda interested. Just so happens I got 3 single ones and that's what they cost.

We handling our transaction and the nigga who asked me for change earlier was just watching. This nigga had the audacity to say "Dayum, I just asked for some change and couldn't get that. She ask and y'all pulling out cards and everything. That's fucked up." (My homie girl paid with a card cause the lady had a square.)

I walked straight to his face and said nigga how the fuck you gonna tell me how to spend my money i worked for. Then he gonna say some shit like god bless you or something and i was like ain't no god. Then he says why I curse at him or some shit by me saying it wasn't a god.

Shit turned into me bought to fuck up a bum out here. Nigga lucky I was to clean out there I swear.

 

[TonyDubbz]

Next time yall see a bum approaching to ask yall for some money flip the script on em.

"What up bruh you got 3 dollars?! you got any change I can get?!" lmao they dont know what the fuck to do, its this nigga here who I started hittin with that shit now when hes walkin and he sees ME he speed up and look at the ground, motherfucker wont even say hey no more.

 

[LurkdogAchilles]

Used to work at outback steakhouse in college, the one at waterside in Norfolk. So I got some food from there after work, eating like a boss in the food court. Its a homeless dude nearby and I got all this food, I offer him my cheese fries. So I'm going back to get my stuff ready to go home, thinking man this homeless nigga gonna be full as hell, he hit a come up with the good food. I'm headed down the steps he out front trying to sell the cheese fries to another homeless dude. Smh

 

[808HiLife808]

Had a dude come up to me at walmart askin if i liked rap and if he rapped for me could i give him any money i could spare so he could stay in a hostel and not on the street for the night. I had a couple dollars and was feelin generous so i gave it to him...dude hits me with the strugglinest bars ive heard in probably ever...i felt like a judge on american idol or something. I had to wave him off to stop that shit and he goes "awww i was just gettin to the good part..." i was like naaaaaaah...im good...

He looked legit crushed that i didnt want him to finish. He was standing there holding them dollars with so much hurt and confusion in his eyes..lol

 

[MallyG]

I was at a taco place one this homeless nigga acting like he was a parking lot attendant. He trying to guide me in tha space and shit. When I got out he ask my girl for a tip I tell just come on. Shit when we was leaving I get back and see a trash can thrown on my car

I remember bustin a cig after eating at a restaurant. Some homeless looking dude with a plastic cup in his hand came up to me and started shootin the shit. I wasn't trippin but when I was ready to bounce, he kept on going. I'm like, "aite bruh, nice talkin to ya." He keeps going like "let me finish my story" I'm like "nah bruh. Hear ya go." I drop a few coins in his cup and he like "what are u doing that's my coffee! It's cool tho hahahh!" He really did have coffee in that bitch. I'm like yooo my fault bruh."

Smh. Lesson learned. Don't judge a book by its cover.

I forgot about this thread!

These two post back 2 back had me on the verge of tears!! The trash can on the car and droppin' change in the coffee was too much! LMAO!!

Possible FoF if there are more contributions.

 

[MallyG]

Lol this was in London, my homeboy wanted to chat with this cat for some reason. It was late as fuck and we in another country fuckin around with the homeless, I was nervous as shit lol

@Stew u wasn't slick. U holdin' yo face and got that "This nikka smell like wide open ass!" pose. lol

 

[Mastery]

Used to go to this gas station in the rough side of town for snacks n this dude asked for change i said sorry only got my card. This mf asked me to hit the atm and get him some change.

Another time leaving the same gas station this young dude asked for some change i said fuck it threw him $3 n a cig, shit u not 5 other mfs rushed me asking for more i said i gave your boy everything maybe he'll share with u. These mfs were hatin on him like he came up.

Started avoiding that spot like the plague.

Just say where the blacks stay dawg

Heyyo not about race.

Any chicagoans know the area round 18th pulaski i know ya feel me

@"king hassan"

 

[Stew]

Lol this was in London, my homeboy wanted to chat with this cat for some reason. It was late as fuck and we in another country fuckin around with the homeless, I was nervous as shit lol

@Stew u wasn't slick. U holdin' yo face and got that "This nikka smell like wide open ass!" pose. lol

:joy: maaan there was absolutely nothin positive about that whole situation and here my homie go being all friendly wit the cat. I honesty thought he was trollin him at first but nah he was just havin a good ol time chillin wit bruh lol smh u can see it in his face like "yea this my nigga Karl we met in the back streets of London we chopped it up and had a grand ol time wit mate" :/

 

[Rozetta5tone]

I been homeless. I don’t help the homeless because the reality is some of them have mental issues that require full time attention in order to really help them and the others just ain’t shit and don’t want help but a handout.

If an able bodied, determined individual wants help, they help themselves. They make a way. Even mfs with kids. There are plenty of programs and ways to get off the streets. The problem is some ppl don’t want to adhere to the rules in order to receive the benefits.

Don’t get me wrong, I know some mfs are just in a fucked up position but for the most part a good majority of the homeless in America are that way because of themselves. I say this as a person that has been around the perpetual homeless. Mfs that have been without shelter and stability for years.

Ain’t no pity or charity over here bruh

 

[soul rattler]

As soon as i hear "excuse me brotha" i be like "i aint got it." They be like "aint got what?" I be like "whatever you need, i aint got it," and i keep it movin.

My favorite line...

"Big man! Big man!"

I still ignore them but I get a good ass laugh everytime I hear it.

 

[808HiLife808]

was outside this club one night fkn with my phone. next to this club is this hotdog cart and crank dat soulja shit came on on the speakers they got outside. now im not really lookin up, but its this dude talkin to me about soulja boy and how he blew up and what not..my boy is outside too, but standing a bit away from me while im having this convo. i kinda glance up and notice he has his phone out tryna be slick and aim it at me. now i know something is up and start lookin around. the dude im talkin to is standin here talkin to me and eatin hot dogs out the garbage, nfg..30 seconds later a guy from another cart down the street walks over and pours his ashtray full of cigarette butts and water in the hot dog garbage and the first dude is like awww..felt kinda bad and had to get em a hot dog..

another night outside this other club this dude in a wheelchair rolls up to me talkin about he was in vietnam and givin all these bogus ass years about when it was and how his kids are bad ass because theyre army rangers and whatnot..dude looked waaay too young for any of this to be true but whatever. while hes talkin to me this other bum dude is in the background lookin in our direction and holdin what looks like an id or whatever screamin that hes tryna get fuuuucked up tonight. he walks his ass over to us and wheelchair dude is like see thats the thing about nights like this, all the freakazoids come out. next thing i know i got 5 bums around me asking me for money. my boy got mad like "maaan why you always talkin to bums and shit? fuck this im goin back inside"

 

[Max.]

I wear my headphone fuck these bums

I saw this cac his skin was real red like he been in the sun forever i got him 2 waters...

This one tooth faggot asked me for change i was likr ok bruh lemme circle back n drove off