Experiences With The Homeless

[Dave2one6]

As soon as i hear "excuse me brotha" i be like "i aint got it." They be like "aint got what?" I be like "whatever you need, i aint got it," and i keep it movin.

 

[xxCivicxx]

One time last year I was over next to ga state looking for a parking space

I find one and I get out to pay the meter. This homeless guy walks up to me and stops me before I could put my money in

He's like: "It's past 9 you don't have to pay for the spot right now"

So I thank him and hand him a 1 dollar bill for the info

Dude looks down at the dollar bill in his hand, looks back at me and says "Cmon brotha I know you can spare more than that"

I was like "Nigga what? You should be grateful I gave you that in the first place" then I walked off

I almost took the money back and put it in the meter just to spite the guy

 

[KingFreeman]

I got a couple homeless dudes that come thru at different times when I'm working at the bar. One dude I just toss whatever change I got. Usually $3-4. The other dude just wants a can of diet coke and a cigarette. Specifically diet coke. That shit kills me. He tryna watch his blood sugar. Foh b. Its always good to have a couple homeless dudes on the strip. They will let you know what's going on and look out. And the bitches in line love seeing that shit too, easy bait.

Diet coke dude had his cracka wake up call one night tho. Dude said "who would think when I'm rock bottom in the world a negro is the only one I can depend on. Thank you."

I really didn't know what to say to that shit. But I was thinking "that's what you get"

Other homeless people usually have to catch me in a weak moment like coming out a McDonald's or Tim Horton's or some shit. Hate the ones you see in the same spot like its their 9-5 tho. They can't get shit from me.

 

[OmegaConflict]

Man nobody is going to read this stupid shit

 

[Mastery]

This is the most uninteresting thread I have ever read.

Mods move this shit to the backstreets

Man nobody is going to read this stupid shit

*sees this ^^^^^ homeless woman is in dire need of sustenance and attention*

*hands her a box of malt-o-meal... assures her everything will be ok*

 

[kingofkingz]

I never give em money but I'll get em something off the dollar menu

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Aight so me and the s/o went to ATL for my bday about 2 years ago. The night we got there, I hit up Gladys & Ron's Chicken & Waffles. I hate parking in the back, b/c I always felt that s*** was unsafe. So I park in the lot next to the restaurant. These two homeless niggas that was standing in front of the restaurant IMMEDIATELY started walkin over in my direction when I parked. Smh.

We get out, and I pay the lil parking meter. Soon I pulled out the cash to do that, this muthafucca asked if I had any cash. Actually he was tryin to get me to park on the other side near the back, b/c it was free...FOHWTBS! Niggas ain't robbin me.

So after dinner we leave, and walk to my car. Same muthafucca. This time he wanna be gentlemen and open my car door for her, so she can get in. Should've use better judgement and not even allowed that. We got in, this muthafucca gonna ask if he can have my damn UMBRELLA!?!?! Talmbout it was gonna rain. Damn skies was clear as hell.

Told him no and to shut my door. While I'm waiting for passing cars to go by so I can pull out, I look back and see the 2nd homeless nigga mean mugging, and mumbling. Guessing he was mad I didn't give them any money for being courtesy. He made this gesture like he was wanted to catch this Recap fade. So I put my s*** in park, but my s/o told me to just drive off. Nigga had me so pissed, I didn't even realize I was driving off the damn curb. Lol.

 

[700]

I give they silly ass change

gotta support the local drug trade

 

[OmegaConflict]

This is the most uninteresting thread I have ever read.

Mods move this shit to the backstreets

Man nobody is going to read this stupid shit

*sees this ^^^^^ homeless woman is in dire need of sustenance and attention*

*hands her a box of malt-o-meal... assures her everything will be ok*

Now I'm bout to break your thread

 

[Mr_Vicodin81G]

I was leaving a bar downtown faded as fuck. There always mad homeless peeps near bars. Well I see this homeless cat with a Styrofoam cup. I knew dude was gonna ask for change so I got the change in pocket ready 2 give 2 dude. So I'm walking by and sure enough asks "spare some change" My drunk ass throws the change in his cup. Right after I do that the homeless dude says "say man that was my soda I was drinking out of" Lmao I tell him "well there a dollar in change go get ya another one" lol

 

[Mr_Vicodin81G]

I always spare the change if I have it tho.

 

[Mastery]

Nigga i lost it at smacked his hand upwards..stomach cramps off that shit wooo

@playmaker88

Shit had me hot dude. I'm like yo, the disrespect!

*smack* FOH nigga

 

[nawledge_god]

This is the most uninteresting thread I have ever read.

Mods move this shit to the backstreets

Man nobody is going to read this stupid shit

*sees this ^^^^^ homeless woman is in dire need of sustenance and attention*

*hands her a box of malt-o-meal... assures her everything will be ok*

"You Ran Away From Home Young Becky?" "Can I interest You In Some Tube Steak With Some Of This Instant Rice?"

 

[felliwonda]

Back in the day there was this older lady that used to ask for money by were I used to live down here in Miami... She would pan handle for money on a pretty good intersection and my pops every time he caught the red light would be like "hey Mami here you go take care of yourself" ( give her a lil something to get food whatever) this lady looked like she really really needed the help though she was handicapped. So eventually I would giver her some change when I would pass by there too plus she already knew me cause my pops so she would get happy to see us every time... Some time later I found out the obvious, she would go right around the corner to get her fix at a crack house so I stopped giving that poor lady money yo I felt like I was simply helping her kill herself with that drug and felt bad for that so I simply stopped. Ever since than I prefer to buy extra food if I see a homeless person and just give them the food... That's all I offer when i can.

 

[numbaz...80's baby]

I was on a port call in Vancouver, nice and drunk. This is around 07 when the white folks were big on the Jager Bombs. A homeless person asked me for change. I said, why won't you get a job?" The white bum said he doesn't want to work for the man & $$$ means nothing to him. So I said, "but you want to ask for money from ppl who work for the man?"

He said nothing so I took his little $2 worth of change in his cup & gave it to a homeless woman down the road.

Don't tell me no bullshit like that.

 

[numbaz...80's baby]

I ride Marta so I used to see homeless ppl all of the time(Marta police cut a lot of that shit short now).

This woman asked me for a couple of dollars for food. All I had was a $5. She dam sure wasn't getting that. So I offered her my lunch. She starting tweaking, got pissed off & walked away cursing.

After that I never gave anybody begging shit. I sell Newports for a $1.

 

[BarryHalls]

This thread reminded me of that Spare Change episode on South Park. Making homeless people look like zombies.

 

[Ghostdenithegawd]

i gave this bitch my last 5 and she gave me this " i gotcha smerk" and i felt like i just got got
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york...-nyc-streets-earn-fast-cash-article-1.2009280

i never gave money too hobos after that

 

[Dave2one6]

One time last year I was over next to ga state looking for a parking space

I find one and I get out to pay the meter. This homeless guy walks up to me and stops me before I could put my money in

He's like: "It's past 9 you don't have to pay for the spot right now"

Dont tell me you fell for the ol parking meter hustle?

 

[ChillaDaKilla]