Experiences With The Homeless

[xxCivicxx]

One time last year I was over next to ga state looking for a parking space

I find one and I get out to pay the meter. This homeless guy walks up to me and stops me before I could put my money in

He's like: "It's past 9 you don't have to pay for the spot right now"

Dont tell me you fell for the ol parking meter hustle?

I probably did

What's the hustle

 

[CashmoneyDux]

Diet coke dude had his cracka wake up call one night tho. Dude said "who would think when I'm rock bottom in the world a negro is the only one I can depend on. Thank you."

I really didn't know what to say to that shit. But I was thinking "that's what you get"

After he said that I would have been like" you're most certainly welcome " and handed him the tab for all the diet cokes and made him pay or else. Fuck people like him

 

[700]

I was on a port call in Vancouver, nice and drunk. This is around 07 when the white folks were big on the Jager Bombs. A homeless person asked me for change. I said, why won't you get a job?" The white bum said he doesn't want to work for the man & $$$ means nothing to him. So I said, "but you want to ask for money from ppl who work for the man?"

He said nothing so I took his little $2 worth of change in his cup & gave it to a homeless woman down the road.

Don't tell me no bullshit like that.

You a asshole

Thats fucked up

 

[KingFreeman]

Diet coke dude had his cracka wake up call one night tho. Dude said "who would think when I'm rock bottom in the world a negro is the only one I can depend on. Thank you."

I really didn't know what to say to that shit. But I was thinking "that's what you get"

After he said that I would have been like" you're most certainly welcome " and handed him the tab for all the diet cokes and made him pay or else. Fuck people like him

 

[KingFreeman]

This shit got me remembering this one time I was working the door at this spot and there would be this blind homeless dude walking round these envelope s asking people for change. So my manager comes out one night and almost bumps into dude but I catch his attention. Fam turns to look and see who it is.

"Fuck that guy he's probably not even blind."

"I don't know man"

"If I throw this toonie on the ground I bet he picks it up"

"Lol nah that's col..."

Yo. This man threw that toonie over his head and that shit hit the ground like a bullet shell. Its like the scene in the movie where you you know you not supposed to be there but shit already popped so you just stay in the cut but you not really in the cut. I must have had a 60-70 person line up of people in disbelief that this man just threw change at a blind beggar. All I'm hearing is white bitches like "did he just throw that??" "Wtf" "omg who did that?" "Was that change??"

Lol I had to run inside. Shit was wild disrespectful but funny as hell.

 

[Trillfate]

Pops makes one hell of a bum

 

[mryounggun]

I break em off if I have cash or change, which is rare. I REALLY break em off if they've got a cleaver sign. Saw this grungy looking white kid downtown one day with a sign that said:

'Spare some cash for poor white trash?'

Yeah, I chuckled.

 

[MallyG]

I remember bustin a cig after eating at a restaurant. Some homeless looking dude with a plastic cup in his hand came up to me and started shootin the shit. I wasn't trippin but when I was ready to bounce, he kept on going. I'm like, "aite bruh, nice talkin to ya." He keeps going like "let me finish my story" I'm like "nah bruh. Hear ya go." I drop a few coins in his cup and he like "what are u doing that's my coffee! It's cool tho hahahh!" He really did have coffee in that bitch. I'm like yooo my fault bruh."

Smh. Lesson learned. Don't judge a book by its cover.

I cannot breathe!! Lmmaaaaoooo!!!

 

[Dave2one6]

One time last year I was over next to ga state looking for a parking space

I find one and I get out to pay the meter. This homeless guy walks up to me and stops me before I could put my money in

He's like: "It's past 9 you don't have to pay for the spot right now"

Dont tell me you fell for the ol parking meter hustle?

I probably did

What's the hustle

They hang around parking meters at night to get the change people was about to waste after parking hours. But i be like "fuck that, i dont trust the city" and put in 4 quarters anyway.

Scumbag.

 

[numbaz...80's baby]

I was on a port call in Vancouver, nice and drunk. This is around 07 when the white folks were big on the Jager Bombs. A homeless person asked me for change. I said, why won't you get a job?" The white bum said he doesn't want to work for the man & $$$ means nothing to him. So I said, "but you want to ask for money from ppl who work for the man?"

He said nothing so I took his little $2 worth of change in his cup & gave it to a homeless woman down the road.

Don't tell me no bullshit like that.

You a asshole

Thats fucked up

Lol I gave it to someone else though. I'm the nicest asshole you'll ever meet.

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

I'll give change, I don't give a shit. Even if it's for a smoke, a drink, or food. Doesn't matter, he's homeless. Help him/her get a little drink or smoke on, let them enjoy something in life. You don't know these niggas situations. Mental health, disability, could be a number of reasons why he's homeless.

 

[LUClEN]

What makes me happy, it’s like, at night I ride around town in a limousine, partying, having a good time. When I’m on my way home I pass a bum and take a balloon with some champagne in it, and lob it out and bean him. And he only gets a little bit in his mouth, he doesn’t get the whole thing. Not even a full sip of it! And then you say, ‘hey how do you like a taste of the good life, you sack of shit!

 

[fuc_i_look_like]

I'll give change, I don't give a shit. Even if it's for a smoke, a drink, or food. Doesn't matter, he's homeless. Help him/her get a little drink or smoke on, let them enjoy something in life. You don't know these niggas situations. Mental health, disability, could be a number of reasons why he's homeless.

Agree 100%. I can't stand when ppl act all self righteous towards homeless people.

 

[Vader_F_Kennedy]

Dude told me he was hungry and wanted 5 to get some food so I said I don't have any. Cash but I'll go across the street to KFC to buy u a meal..dude says aww man fuck that I just wanted the money and walks off ...I stood there like tf just happen

 

[Mastery]

Dude told me he was hungry and wanted 5 to get some food so I said I don't have any. Cash but I'll go across the street to KFC to buy u a meal..dude says aww man fuck that I just wanted the money and walks off ...I stood there like tf just happen

Lmao! Nigga wasn't THAT hungry, and here you are trying to be a good samaritan. Haha

 

[Vader_F_Kennedy]

Dude told me he was hungry and wanted 5 to get some food so I said I don't have any. Cash but I'll go across the street to KFC to buy u a meal..dude says aww man fuck that I just wanted the money and walks off ...I stood there like tf just happen

Lmao! Nigga wasn't THAT hungry, and here you are trying to be a good samaritan. Haha

He probably wanted to use the money to buy wild Irish rose wine or something

 

[osirus1]

... i saw one jerking off then reached out his hand to ask for change ...

 

[Mastery]

... i saw one jerking off then reached out his hand to ask for change ...

Should have handed that nigga a wet wipe haha

 

[ineedpussy]

fuck them niggaZ. they ask me for money im on my randy moss shit. straight plastic homie. them niggaZ be sick wit it when i hit them with my patented line.

anyway what really made me hate these niggaZ is once upon a time when i didnt need pussy cause i was in kindergarten and at the house we had a dead end alley behind our house. so this bum was living there and i was feeling sad for this nigga. i told my momma i wanted to give this nigga food and some money i had. we go back there and im crying cause i want to give this shit to this nigga cause i truly felt sorry for this cat. to make a long story short we driving to the library around the corner and we drive down this street with nice houses. and guess who we see....you guessed it old boy getting slapped in the head by a woman and being forced in the house. my moms was like he probably just got kicked out and im like fuck that nigga....i gave him my lunch money.

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

fuck them niggaZ. they ask me for money im on my randy moss shit. straight plastic homie. them niggaZ be sick wit it when i hit them with my patented line.

anyway what really made me hate these niggaZ is once upon a time when i didnt need pussy cause i was in kindergarten and at the house we had a dead end alley behind our house. so this bum was living there and i was feeling sad for this nigga. i told my momma i wanted to give this nigga food and some money i had. we go back there and im crying cause i want to give this shit to this nigga cause i truly felt sorry for this cat. to make a long story short we driving to the library around the corner and we drive down this street with nice houses. and guess who we see....you guessed it old boy getting slapped in the head by a woman and being forced in the house. my moms was like he probably just got kicked out and im like fuck that nigga....i gave him my lunch money.

This nigga crying in generosity lmao