Discovered on a faded scrap of papyrus, the words "Jesus said to them, 'My wife …'"

[VIBE]

LOL

 

[Gold_Certificate]

In that culture a man was supposed to be married far past Jesus' age. That and he was a rabbi right? I think they were required to be married before they could be rabbis anyway.

And what grown ass man who achieves that level of popularity (and in Jesus' case infamy) is going to die a 33 year old virgin? U dont get that popular without all the Canaanite & Hebrew Hoes trying to twerketh thine pussy unto thee.

The working theory is that this goes back to "The disciple whom Jesus loved.".

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Jesus was the only person in history before mexicans to be named Jesus?

 

[Gold_Certificate]

Jesus was the only person in history before mexicans to be named Jesus?

Nah, crakkkas didn't like calling him "Yehoshuah" or whatever-the-fuck his "actual"/fictional name was.

So they anglicized the shit out of it.

 

[texas409]

it was written many things will be said about Christ after his death to disapprove the truth. its all about what we choose to believe. His Father believed that man should marry woman in holy matrimony so im sure he considered it while he was alive but Jesus was no ordinary man. He came to earth to take care of His Fathers business not to get married to a woman, at least thats my point of view until real actual evidence proves me wrong

 

[Gold_Certificate]

it was written many things will be said about Christ after his death to disapprove the truth...

The canonical gospels themselves were written after his death though.

 

[texas409]

it was written many things will be said about Christ after his death to disapprove the truth...

The canonical gospels themselves were written after his death though.

fasho. look at it like this. When Jesus was alive and preaching the gospel and showing folks actual proof who he was and what he could do they still hated Him and put Him to death. So its no surprise after His death that things and accusations would be made to slander His image.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

The thing people don't really realize is that there are tons of gospels. The church compiled the Bible largely based on the agenda they wanted to pass. Very early on in Christianity, there were many sects and many of them did not believe that Jesus was divine, at least not in the sense that modern Christianity passes it off.

It's pretty interesting. Jesus never referred to himself as being God or the unique son of God or God in the flesh. Other people promoted that mostly, most notably Paul, who didn't even actually know Jesus. And the only Gospel that really goes out of it's way to portray Jesus as divine was John, and that particular book was the last of the Gospels written and was clearly in response to the debate over whether Jesus was divine or not.

 

[Louis Cipher]

it was written many things will be said about Christ after his death to disapprove the truth. its all about what we choose to believe. His Father believed that man should marry woman in holy matrimony so im sure he considered it while he was alive but Jesus was no ordinary man. He came to earth to take care of His Fathers business not to get married to a woman, at least thats my point of view until real actual evidence proves me wrong

bruh...nothing would be enough to prove that wrong...to you and many like you

theres not gonna be video...no pictures...

only pieces of old paper like this...or new gospels...etc

you believe a book verbatim...that was written about a man...100s of years after he lived by other men...

so lets be honest...you gonna believe and that just all there is to it

 

[texas409]

it was written many things will be said about Christ after his death to disapprove the truth. its all about what we choose to believe. His Father believed that man should marry woman in holy matrimony so im sure he considered it while he was alive but Jesus was no ordinary man. He came to earth to take care of His Fathers business not to get married to a woman, at least thats my point of view until real actual evidence proves me wrong

bruh...nothing would be enough to prove that wrong...to you and many like you

theres not gonna be video...no pictures...

only pieces of old paper like this...or new gospels...etc

you believe a book verbatim...that was written about a man...100s of years after he lived by other men...

so lets be honest...you gonna believe and that just all there is to it

yep

 

[Bully_Pulpit]

lol @ the gold certificate flag

 

[young_reezy]

The thing people don't really realize is that there are tons of gospels. The church compiled the Bible largely based on the agenda they wanted to pass. Very early on in Christianity, there were many sects and many of them did not believe that Jesus was divine, at least not in the sense that modern Christianity passes it off.

It's pretty interesting. Jesus never referred to himself as being God or the unique son of God or God in the flesh. Other people promoted that mostly, most notably Paul, who didn't even actually know Jesus. And the only Gospel that really goes out of it's way to portray Jesus as divine was John, and that particular book was the last of the Gospels written and was clearly in response to the debate over whether Jesus was divine or not.

I agree with this.

 

[dalyricalbandit]

with that niggas powers he best have been smashing hoes

 

[Sour-Cream]

Meh, I'm just gonna leave this topic alone before I knock some atheist faggot the fuck out b.

 

[Louis Cipher]

it was written many things will be said about Christ after his death to disapprove the truth. its all about what we choose to believe. His Father believed that man should marry woman in holy matrimony so im sure he considered it while he was alive but Jesus was no ordinary man. He came to earth to take care of His Fathers business not to get married to a woman, at least thats my point of view until real actual evidence proves me wrong

bruh...nothing would be enough to prove that wrong...to you and many like you

theres not gonna be video...no pictures...

only pieces of old paper like this...or new gospels...etc

you believe a book verbatim...that was written about a man...100s of years after he lived by other men...

so lets be honest...you gonna believe and that just all there is to it

yep

lol...and aint a damn thing wrong with that

 

[The Lonious Monk]

with that niggas powers he best have been smashing hoes

Jesus would be a beast in the comics. Think about his powerset:

telepathy

weather control

healing

ressurection

matter manipulation

ability to walk on water

control over demons

 

[MARIO_DRO]

YALL DO KNOW THAT THE CHURCH IS THE BRIDE OF CHRIST RIGHT?

... IT WOULD LITERALLY, PHYSICALLY, AND SPIRITUALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR JESUS TO BE HAVING SEX.. IF HE WAS, THE WHOLE BIBLE, CHRISTIANANITY, ECT WOULD BE A LIE

ever heard of symbolism?

this is an example why people shouldnt take every word in the bible literally....

OF COURSE I KNOW THAT EVERYTHING IN THE BIBLE IS NOT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY..THEY'RE CALLED PARABLES....

LIKE I SAID, THE ONLY WIFE/BRIDE THAT JESUS HAS IS THE CHURCH..

IF JESUS HAD SEX.. THAT WOULD MEAN THAT GOD HAD SEX

THAT WOULD MEAN THAT JESUS LUST AND IS A CHILD MOLESTOR....

THEN THAT WOULD MEAN THAT JESUS SINS...

 

[MARIO_DRO]

Temptation gets THE BEST of us it seems.

THE DEVIL TEMPTED JESUS ON THE MOUNTAIN.. YOU THINK HE AINT THROW EVERY TRICK IN THE BOOK AT HIM?

WOMEN, WEALTH, EVERY DESIRE KNOWN TO MAN...

JESUS DIDNT TAKE THE BAIT, EVEN IN HIS WEAKEN STATE....

 

[HafBayked]

"jesus was married to mary, and they both had a kid/ but that's a piece of history that the catholic church hid

man fuck the davinci code, fuck illuminati/ only secret societies rap-a-lot and john gotti" - Bun

just bump the whole shit....

 

[VIBE]

YALL DO KNOW THAT THE CHURCH IS THE BRIDE OF CHRIST RIGHT?

... IT WOULD LITERALLY, PHYSICALLY, AND SPIRITUALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR JESUS TO BE HAVING SEX.. IF HE WAS, THE WHOLE BIBLE, CHRISTIANANITY, ECT WOULD BE A LIE

ever heard of symbolism?

this is an example why people shouldnt take every word in the bible literally....

OF COURSE I KNOW THAT EVERYTHING IN THE BIBLE IS NOT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY..THEY'RE CALLED PARABLES....

LIKE I SAID, THE ONLY WIFE/BRIDE THAT JESUS HAS IS THE CHURCH..

IF JESUS HAD SEX.. THAT WOULD MEAN THAT GOD HAD SEX

THAT WOULD MEAN THAT JESUS LUST AND IS A CHILD MOLESTOR....

THEN THAT WOULD MEAN THAT JESUS SINS...

How would that mean he's a "child molester"?

Also, how is it a "sin" if he is married?