Characters you have taking at least 3 out of 10 against Thanos in a fight

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Everyone remembers infinity gauntlet. Shit won't happen like that in a real scrap.

And fuck silver surfer's inconsistent ass.

Nigga Thor mollywhopped surfer before and hulk stays beating the figgidy fuck out of Thor (not every time) so saying shit like that doesn't matter.

Hulk turned up. Will fuck Yhanos's world up! He may not win. But you can sleep on that 3 hit fuckery.

Niggas love Thanos too much!

 
Nah. Thanos is a mutant Eternal.that alone puts him above ANYONE from earth. including Hulk. Hell, Apocalypse sonned the Hulk and turned him into one of his Horseman and Apocalypse aint fuckin with Thanos on any level
 
this thanos beating hulk and apacolypse shit is blowing my mind right now....

like what's the point of thanos being a villian in an avengers 2 movie if hulk can't even lay hands on the nigga....???
 
Thanos is too overhyped...he can't beat the whole avengers in his regular form...hulk would get punches, Thanos would win...but Thanos attacks can't dominate him...he is not physically stronger than turned up hulk. And none of his attacks can kill hulk. Its a good fight for a bit. Then Thanos out thinks him. Didn't Thor give him a run once? Apocalypse is a dumb character. Too much power but he sucks. He is weak.
 
well Thanos can beat the Avengers without powerups, which i assume you mean by his regular form...hell he was laughing while manhandling Thing and the Hulk and this was before he received his power up by Death. Thanos is more powerful than the Surfer and the Surfer owns the Hulk..The only time Thor had any effect on Thanos was during Blood and Thunder, which was a jobfest in Thor's favor and it was speculated that Thor was in warrior's madness at the time but iirc, that has been retconned over the years....He's also one of the strongest and more durable characters you'll come across in comics..Thanos' position in comics is based on his history of wrecking shop on folks..he's not fucking with guys like Odin and Galactus but he'll mop the floor with elite top tiers like Thor and Superman
 
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and that's without power ups

not sure i agree with surfer owning hulk though i'd say 6/10 maybe
 
Surfer has a history of beating the Hulk since their first encounter..hell, he offered to cure him before..when the Hulk and Banner were seperated, Surfer began to drain the Hulk and it was killing him..the Hulk has stomped on the Surfer's head to no affect..their last meeting on Planet Skaar was nice too..while being controlled by a power disc, the Surfer was able to beat up on the Hulk and his crew simultaneously, without using the power cosmic..just straight hth...once the disc was removed, the Hulk got the upper hand as the Surfer was thanking him...yeah he pretty much has the Hulk's number.
 
in fact, i can't think of a time when the Hulk was close to beating the Surfer except for their encounter on Skaar..
 
In order to understand Thanos' strength level, let's take a look at his background.

First off: He is an Eternal.
http://www.marvel.com/universe/Eternals
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternals_(comics)

An average Eternal start off lifting 15 tons. Immune to poison, disease, and aging, almost impossible to kill. Extreme control over their bodies, capable of harnessing cosmic energy and infusing it through their bodies, healing internal wounds, etc..

All eternals can:

Project damaging blasts and/or blinding flashes of energy from their eyes and hands.

Fly (average top speed 600 mph) and levitate others.

Read minds.

Generate illusions.

Teleport vast distances, though doing so leaves most Eternals momentarily fatigued or dazed.

Transmute objects, altering both their shape and composition. This ability is very taxing to most Eternals.

 
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Now that we know the baseline Eternal (average citizen), let's take a look at how Thanos was, before his first death:

* He is a Mutant Eternal. Picture how tough Colossus is compared to a regular human, this is how Thanos is to a regular Eternal in terms of strength and durability.

* He took his already incredible strength and durability, and enhanced it even further using technology.

Before he died and was reborn, he easily took out both Thor and the Thing at the same time, and this is classic Thor, the one that drove off Galactus with his godblast. The only way he was temporarily defeated was that he was turned to stone.

 
Apocalypse sucks! I'm not taking it back . He is a pussy. Yes I read comics. Apocalypse ran up on hulk after the x-men worked his ass out! It wasn't no straight up fight. Apocalypse is the weakest powerful character there is! Hulk wins
 
The Lonious Monk;4707601 said:
I'd just like to clarify that "fed" for Galactus usually only means he's at average power. He's only actually been at full power a few times in his history, and in almost every case he was specified to be at that level.

That said, us arguing about the Galactus/Odin fight is pretty silly when you think about it. I think we can all agree that given the combatants it was a pretty dumb battle. Both of them are galaxy busters, so the fight culminating in a big headbutt was the definition of anticlimactic.

Indeed.

jaxn;4713180 said:
well Thanos can beat the Avengers without powerups, which i assume you mean by his regular form...hell he was laughing while manhandling Thing and the Hulk and this was before he received his power up by Death.

His manhandling of Thing and Merged Hulk occurred during the Infinity War, which was definitely after Thanos' resurrection and power up in Silver Surfer vol. 3 #34. It is worth mentioning that Thanos was able to one-shot Thing pre power up, and was able to fight Thing and Thor at the same time in Marvel Two-in-One #2. Thing and Thor got the better of Thanos physically, but he was able to knock them out with his eye blasts.

jaxn;4714300 said:
Surfer has a history of beating the Hulk since their first encounter..hell, he offered to cure him before..when the Hulk and Banner were seperated, Surfer began to drain the Hulk and it was killing him..the Hulk has stomped on the Surfer's head to no affect..their last meeting on Planet Skaar was nice too..while being controlled by a power disc, the Surfer was able to beat up on the Hulk and his crew simultaneously, without using the power cosmic..just straight hth...once the disc was removed, the Hulk got the upper hand as the Surfer was thanking him...yeah he pretty much has the Hulk's number.

True, Hulk, Thor, and Surfer have historically had a rock/paper/scissors type of relationship, but the status quo seems to be changing as of late. Even in the Planet Hulk fight, Surfer had more time to recover from the wormhole/portal than Hulk, and Hulk displayed a greater ability to resist the control disks than Surfer. It has also been shown that many of the tricks that Surfer used on Hulk in the past haven't been consistently effective against the Gravage/Green Scar Incarnation as of late. I have to question just how effective the Surfer would be against the Hulk since he received his push. Also, the Post-Onslaught Saga Bannerless Hulk that Surfer fought was dying at the time.

nawledge_god;4714554 said:
evoljeanyes;4708188 said:
Hulk would win 7 out of 10



Apoc Has Already Whupped His Green Ass...Even Made Him His Horsemen...Do You Even Read Comics Cause Your Spreading Alot Of Misinformation?

You exaggerate. Apocalypse put Hulk in a choke hold and released it upon Hulk's request. Apocalypse offered to remove the shrapnel from Hulk's brain and free him from the ghost of his father, and the Hulk accepted. It is also worth mentioning that Apocalypse encountered the same Bannerless Hulk that the Surfer did.
 
Doctopian;4715103 said:
The Lonious Monk;4707601 said:
I'd just like to clarify that "fed" for Galactus usually only means he's at average power. He's only actually been at full power a few times in his history, and in almost every case he was specified to be at that level.

That said, us arguing about the Galactus/Odin fight is pretty silly when you think about it. I think we can all agree that given the combatants it was a pretty dumb battle. Both of them are galaxy busters, so the fight culminating in a big headbutt was the definition of anticlimactic.

Indeed.

jaxn;4713180 said:
well Thanos can beat the Avengers without powerups, which i assume you mean by his regular form...hell he was laughing while manhandling Thing and the Hulk and this was before he received his power up by Death.

His manhandling of Thing and Merged Hulk occurred during the Infinity War, which was definitely after Thanos' resurrection and power up in Silver Surfer vol. 3 #34. It is worth mentioning that Thanos was able to one-shot Thing pre power up, and was able to fight Thing and Thor at the same time in Marvel Two-in-One #2. Thing and Thor got the better of Thanos physically, but he was able to knock them out with his eye blasts.

jaxn;4714300 said:
Surfer has a history of beating the Hulk since their first encounter..hell, he offered to cure him before..when the Hulk and Banner were seperated, Surfer began to drain the Hulk and it was killing him..the Hulk has stomped on the Surfer's head to no affect..their last meeting on Planet Skaar was nice too..while being controlled by a power disc, the Surfer was able to beat up on the Hulk and his crew simultaneously, without using the power cosmic..just straight hth...once the disc was removed, the Hulk got the upper hand as the Surfer was thanking him...yeah he pretty much has the Hulk's number.

True, Hulk, Thor, and Surfer have historically had a rock/paper/scissors type of relationship, but the status quo seems to be changing as of late. Even in the Planet Hulk fight, Surfer had more time to recover from the wormhole/portal than Hulk, and Hulk displayed a greater ability to resist the control disks than Surfer. It has also been shown that many of the tricks that Surfer used on Hulk in the past haven't been consistently effective against the Gravage/Green Scar Incarnation as of late. I have to question just how effective the Surfer would be against the Hulk since he received his push. Also, the Post-Onslaught Saga Bannerless Hulk that Surfer fought was dying at the time.

nawledge_god;4714554 said:
evoljeanyes;4708188 said:
Hulk would win 7 out of 10



Apoc Has Already Whupped His Green Ass...Even Made Him His Horsemen...Do You Even Read Comics Cause Your Spreading Alot Of Misinformation?

You exaggerate. Apocalypse put Hulk in a choke hold and released it upon Hulk's request. Apocalypse offered to remove the shrapnel from Hulk's brain and free him from the ghost of his father, and the Hulk accepted. It is also worth mentioning that Apocalypse encountered the same Bannerless Hulk that the Surfer did.

The only thing about the THor, Surfer, Hulk thing is that Thor has been stated to be always holding back and is basically Hulk's kryptonite. He has actually handled Hulk physically before, no hammer, and could possibly still do it. Also Surfer loses cause he doesn't go all out against Thor or anyone really. Recently, he bitchsmacked Beta Ray Bill(Thor's equal) in like 3 hits, all physical, so it's ll circumstance.

And Hulk can and never will fuck with Thanos.

 
DarkRaiden;4715142 said:
The only thing about the THor, Surfer, Hulk thing is that Thor has been stated to be always holding back and is basically Hulk's kryptonite. He has actually handled Hulk physically before, no hammer, and could possibly still do it. Also Surfer loses cause he doesn't go all out against Thor or anyone really. Recently, he bitchsmacked Beta Ray Bill(Thor's equal) in like 3 hits, all physical, so it's ll circumstance.

And Hulk can and never will fuck with Thanos.

Surfer has always come off as Hulk's kryptonite more so than Thor, and when has Thor ever handled Hulk sans Mjolnir? The only time I can recall Classic Thor fighting Hulk without Mjolnir resulted in Thor being smacked around and marveling at Hulk's strength.

Thor's relationship to Beta Ray Bill is similar to Superman's to Captain Marvel; they are equals when battling each other, but Thor/Superman look more impressive in every appearance outside of those. The fact remains that Surfer has never beaten Thor in a fight, and every time they fight, Thor comes off looking at least equal to Surfer.

Thanos himself has admitted that he is wary of a prolonged fight with the Hulk (Thanos Quest #1). Don't get me wrong, Thanos crushes Hulk 9.5 times out of 10, but there are certain instances where I couldn't see Thanos beating Hulk straight up. When it's all said and done, Thanos power level, albeit very high, is ultimately static, while the Hulk's is dynamic with no known limit.

 
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Yo @doctopian @darkraiden and @jaxn are easily some of the best posters and comic book cats in QC....respect

here is my point, you can't do the a beat the shit out of b and c beat a so b can't beat c thing with comics.

Thor Surfer and Hulk are a wash! Easy they are marvels three most powerful top tier heroes. But in my mind its about match ups. Against Thanos or gal or someone where physical altercation won't do it Thor is better suited than hulk (neither would win)

But in pure barbaric brawls hawk has a chance against anyone and though he may have been mopped before he won't always get mopped because of his strength.
 

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