Bremelo-status chick lists her ideal man on Twitter, hilarity ensues

[SolemnSauce]

I like how getting called stupid is not too egregious to respond to, but the thought of her shooting her shot at a man is. and she wonder why she's holding a list at night and not a man

Because you and I both know that I'm not! And I have no problem shooting at men, but narcisstic short sighted men who bash women on the Internet are not my type! Contrary to popular belief I don't have to settle for anything!

im handsome tho, and I'm just playing B) ion think you should settle for anything less than ur heart desires. I applaud you in putting such a thing out. quiet as kept, more black women need to set a standard to live by when it comes to the men they want

 

[datgirl_icey]

@datgirl_icey if you was really that secure in what you feel you wouldn't be on here explaining yourself to a bunch of niggas who ain't gonna do nothing but clown your bald headed ass no matter what you say. That says a whole lot more about your character than anyone else's.

I'm VERY secure, you people mess up by thinking someone's online presence is indicative of their total being. I could be laying next to the man I described right now and still have this conversation because like I said, it is FUNNY. You thought I wasn't going to sign up and respond but I did, and not only did I do so but i did so eloquently and concisely! If y'all are "just gonna clown" someone who is making sense, that sounds more about YOU than ME. Now explain that

You just can't stop explaining yourself. Sadder den a bitch

You just don't have any valuable discourse to oppose what I'm saying, that's why you think I shouldn't be on here! Inadequate men akways reveal themselves!

I would if I actually wanted to oppose your bird logic. I was just pointing out the fact that secure people don't go around random forums explaining themselves to random strangers. You must have time, which means you ain't got the means. But go ahead with your bird logic, and living by the gospel of love and hip hop. That'll do you nothing but good in life and gain you tons of well deserved respect.

It was established that someone from this forum directly invited me to join the discussion. If the only thing you could conceptualize from my responses was "bird logic" you're the last person to speak on anybody's "means"! Just admit you were felt a way about the tweet, it'll make everything better!

I don't give a damn about your tweet, hoes like you line up at the food stamp office all day everyday so you ain't special, just calling it how I see it. And your tweet was nothing more and nothing less than bird logic. I ain't here to challenge you, cause I don't give a shit. I'm just calling it how I see it, and the hit dog hollered.

Short Iesson on idioms: "hit dogs holler" typically refers to someone making a general statement and an unmentioned party being offended. You directly mentioned me and are clearly referring to me! It's obvious from your food stamp comment that you have nothing of substance to say, and again, if me wanting an equally yoked partner is "bird logic" then you clearly don't know any women with standards and I'm sorry to hear that!

 

[king bloo]

I wasn't going to comment but I have to LAUGH at this thread like I laughed at everyone in my mentions. For those asking "why" I "think" I deserve a man like this, the fact is because I AM A WOMAN like this.

Car and crib = got that!

No kids = got that!

Degree = I have three!! Working on a fourth!

6'2" = I'm 5'11" for whoever said I was a "midget" not quite.

Big dick/eats ass/sucks toes = things that sexually satisfy me and I'm sure nobody on this thread wants to be with someone who can't satisfy them, especially when you do whatever you can to please your partner like I do!

Calling me fat or saying I'm unattractive is a moot point because there are many men who find me attractive and love the way I'm shaped. And if you think these kind of men are a rarity then I invite you to go to any HBCU graduation and see for yourself. Keep it a buck, it doesn't matter HOW I look, y'all would be saying this about any woman who said it because it is YOU YOURSELF who is inadequate and can't measure up, the good news is there is someone out there who will settle for you, just won't be me! I'm confident in myself and know what I want, I'm young with my own and I'll be damned if I allow someone to come into my life that will do anything short of enhance it. More people should set a standard for the people they're with, perhaps more people will strive to be better instead of sitting around wasting away because they know anyone will take them. Be blessed everyone! I'll be here to answer any questions you have!

Niggas with three degrees are professional students living off student loans. You walking into every relationship strapped with $100K+ worth of debt.

Yeah... you pretty much need a nigga with money.

 

[Kai]

yo Icey, I'ma nice guy so I'd advise you to fall back, this ain't what u want

What are y'all gonna do, come find me and beat me up? If you come to my Twitter you'll get blocked, and nothing any of you say can hurt me. You mean to tell me you people can sit here all day and clown me, but I can't respond? My reply was rather dignified, so if anyone feels a way about it then that's on them!

Seriously tho why you on lean in your pics

Because I like the angle!

Sorry ma'am, it doesn't make you look any thinner

And telling me that won't make you any richer or better looking!

You know what's really rich, getting told about my looks by the likes of you. You ma'am are a comedian

See how I call you ma'am, that's cuz even tho you are 5 years younger than me you look like you're ten years older and I respect my elders at all times

Also, how you gone be all demanding yet don't have enough self control to stop stuffing your face? Don't even get me started on your hair hat wearing ass and that scoopball head of yours

 

[datgirl_icey]

I was gonna say she in here serving yall up one by one with eloquence then I kept reading...

First straw was her asking God for a man to eat her butthole and feces particles

Second was her being 25 with a 40 year old.

Yup she's dumb and a bird. They get degrees now too

I'm dumb for dating older men and being sexually explorative? I simply don't care about a man being older and annilingus feels good. If that makes me a bird then chirp.

 

[Colin$mackabi$h]

All I needed to see is the first and last page..

I knew niggas would argue on the rest of them

 

[AP21]

what is a bremelo

your answer is found ^^^ here.

@cain,

s/o to @konceptjones

 

[datgirl_icey]

@datgirl_icey What are you in school for? You rep HBCU's.

An MAT! However the school I currently attend is a PWI

 

[AP21]

i just hope she dont marry herself

 

[datgirl_icey]

yo Icey, I'ma nice guy so I'd advise you to fall back, this ain't what u want

What are y'all gonna do, come find me and beat me up? If you come to my Twitter you'll get blocked, and nothing any of you say can hurt me. You mean to tell me you people can sit here all day and clown me, but I can't respond? My reply was rather dignified, so if anyone feels a way about it then that's on them!

Seriously tho why you on lean in your pics

Because I like the angle!

Sorry ma'am, it doesn't make you look any thinner

And telling me that won't make you any richer or better looking!

You know what's really rich, getting told about my looks by the likes of you. You ma'am are a comedian

See how I call you ma'am, that's cuz even tho you are 5 years younger than me you look like you're ten years older and I respect my elders at all times

Also, how you gone be all demanding yet don't have enough self control to stop stuffing your face? Don't even get me started on your hair hat wearing ass and that scoopball head of yours

Sweetheart there's nothing you can say about my hair, I voluntarily cut it and a look at it everyday! If I'm 5 years younger than you that means you're 30 and I would think a woman of your age wouldn't stoop to such immaturity, but I guess I can't expect much from a woman who would aid in the devaluing of another woman! You are sad and I'm sorry that you have to do that to feel better about yourself!

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

This bitch demands a man to eat her ass she must be losing her fucking mind

I'm not actually, I wouldn't be asking for it if there weren't men who were doing it!

@datgirl_icey...what's the freakiest thing you've ever done...GO!

 

[SolemnSauce]

you know, it's rare that you see maturity come from someone that uses Twitter

 

[datgirl_icey]

I wasn't going to comment but I have to LAUGH at this thread like I laughed at everyone in my mentions. For those asking "why" I "think" I deserve a man like this, the fact is because I AM A WOMAN like this.

Car and crib = got that!

No kids = got that!

Degree = I have three!! Working on a fourth!

6'2" = I'm 5'11" for whoever said I was a "midget" not quite.

Big dick/eats ass/sucks toes = things that sexually satisfy me and I'm sure nobody on this thread wants to be with someone who can't satisfy them, especially when you do whatever you can to please your partner like I do!

Calling me fat or saying I'm unattractive is a moot point because there are many men who find me attractive and love the way I'm shaped. And if you think these kind of men are a rarity then I invite you to go to any HBCU graduation and see for yourself. Keep it a buck, it doesn't matter HOW I look, y'all would be saying this about any woman who said it because it is YOU YOURSELF who is inadequate and can't measure up, the good news is there is someone out there who will settle for you, just won't be me! I'm confident in myself and know what I want, I'm young with my own and I'll be damned if I allow someone to come into my life that will do anything short of enhance it. More people should set a standard for the people they're with, perhaps more people will strive to be better instead of sitting around wasting away because they know anyone will take them. Be blessed everyone! I'll be here to answer any questions you have!

Niggas with three degrees are professional students living off student loans. You walking into every relationship strapped with $100K+ worth of debt.

Yeah... you pretty much need a nigga with money.

That's funny because my first two degrees were free! You can do that when you're not "stupid" as I've been called. I have my own money and can manage my own expenses, nowhere did you see anything about having a lot of money! Just a job!

 

[Chi Snow]

Scoopball and big tits smdh

God is the Richard Pryor of eternal beings

 

[datgirl_icey]

I'm a fat lesbian

 

[zzombie]

This is a hypergamous woman, she is the kind of female men should be very wary about because they don't fall in love with you they the fall in love with your status/things of a physical nature. Once you are 25 and your boyfriend is 40 that means you want money WHICH IS fine just don't pretend to be on the same level as "real women".

And for all of you ass eating fools out there... see what you have done you have lowered the standards so now even fat women expect to have their ass ate.

 

[Busta Carmichael]

Aye @datgirl_icey u eat ass?

 

[SolemnSauce]

you know, it's rare that you see maturity come from someone that uses Twitter

You'd be surprised, some of the wittiest, most educated people I know use Twitter extensively!

do they? what is it about Twitter that draws you to it

 

[datgirl_icey]

This is a hypergamous woman, she is the kind of female men should be very wary about because they don't fall in love with you they the fall in love with your status/things of a physical nature. Once you are 25 and your boyfriend is 40 that means you want money WHICH IS fine just don't pretend to be on the same level as "real women".

And for all of you ass eating fools out there... see what you have done you have lowered the standards so not even fat women expect to their ass ate.

You guys should let go of the notion that fat women don't deserve to have standards! Because I see men dog out thinner women everyday so OBVIOUSLY you all don't really believe that only thin women deserve the kind of man I described. You're only using that as ammo because it's convenient. What does it matter to you what any woman you don't know wants sexually? Are you frustrated because you're not getting what you want? Find a woman to give you what you need!

 

[datgirl_icey]

Who got food stamps I could buy