Bremelo-status chick lists her ideal man on Twitter, hilarity ensues

[SolemnSauce]

I'm done fucking wit her, she seem like cool people

 

[datgirl_icey]

yo Icey, I'ma nice guy so I'd advise you to fall back, this ain't what u want

What are y'all gonna do, come find me and beat me up? If you come to my Twitter you'll get blocked, and nothing any of you say can hurt me. You mean to tell me you people can sit here all day and clown me, but I can't respond? My reply was rather dignified, so if anyone feels a way about it then that's on them!

Seriously tho why you on lean in your pics

Because I like the angle!

yea u are at an angle, did u compile that List after being dog out for being stupid

Not sure what exactly was "stupid" about what I posted, but as I said, what I asked for is directly correlated with what I have to offer! Not asking for a chiseled athlete because I'm not one! Not asking for a millionaire because I'm not one! How ridiculous do you sound vilifying someone for wanting a partner that is equally yoked? Seek God!

I'm good wit gawd, we spoke this morning. but yo, I'm pretty sure you're stupid just based offa context clues. and lonely women make lists, lonely women makes lists and post them on social media. so ur both lonely and stupid. I can tell at a point you were in a relationship with a dude that made u eat a chicks box

Even lonlier and stupider people pontificate about the nuances of a strangers life based off of a tweet! You act like it took serious time and effort to send a tweet, I'm sorry if technology is difficult to navigate for you but it isn't for me! And seeing that I know what I want the "list" wasn't difficult to make!

if you know what you want, how come you don't have it. that's where you fucked up, you're not serious about that list. cause either that guy don't exist to you, or he did and you fucked it up being stupid. why you so stupid?

I'm 25 years old and about to enter my second masters degree program. Unless the world is set to end tomorrow I have plenty of time to find a man that fulfills my needs. I hope you have the woman who fulfills yours!

I see you shooting ya shot at me, so I'ma let you live. major key tho, your first post was poor in structure and bad on spelling. I called you stupid and not only has you sentence structure straightened up, you started using "big words". so chill on that words don't bother me. you shown in your actions they do. don't be on the Internet poking the bear, that's stupid. u cute tho

Sweetheart I am a licensed educator and I run a tutoring and writing business! What you consider "big words" roll off the tongue like dice to me! And as far as you attempting to find error with my post because you have nothing left, nice try! It's clear you understood it perfectly! Be blessed!

I don't see you denouncing the fact that you were shooting ur shot. wanna know what I look like?

take it all in baby..

#bars

I figured it was a given that that statement was so egregious it didn't deserve an acknowledgment. Sorry honey I'm not interested in men who bash women! Hopefully the woman you have is!

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

@datgirl_icey if you was really that secure in what you feel you wouldn't be on here explaining yourself to a bunch of niggas who ain't gonna do nothing but clown your bald headed ass no matter what you say. That says a whole lot more about your character than anyone else's.

I'm VERY secure, you people mess up by thinking someone's online presence is indicative of their total being. I could be laying next to the man I described right now and still have this conversation because like I said, it is FUNNY. You thought I wasn't going to sign up and respond but I did, and not only did I do so but i did so eloquently and concisely! If y'all are "just gonna clown" someone who is making sense, that sounds more about YOU than ME. Now explain that

You just can't stop explaining yourself. Sadder den a bitch

You just don't have any valuable discourse to oppose what I'm saying, that's why you think I shouldn't be on here! Inadequate men akways reveal themselves!

I would if I actually wanted to oppose your bird logic. I was just pointing out the fact that secure people don't go around random forums explaining themselves to random strangers. You must have time, which means you ain't got the means. But go ahead with your bird logic, and living by the gospel of love and hip hop. That'll do you nothing but good in life and gain you tons of well deserved respect.

 

[SolemnSauce]

yo Icey, I'ma nice guy so I'd advise you to fall back, this ain't what u want

What are y'all gonna do, come find me and beat me up? If you come to my Twitter you'll get blocked, and nothing any of you say can hurt me. You mean to tell me you people can sit here all day and clown me, but I can't respond? My reply was rather dignified, so if anyone feels a way about it then that's on them!

Seriously tho why you on lean in your pics

Because I like the angle!

yea u are at an angle, did u compile that List after being dog out for being stupid

Not sure what exactly was "stupid" about what I posted, but as I said, what I asked for is directly correlated with what I have to offer! Not asking for a chiseled athlete because I'm not one! Not asking for a millionaire because I'm not one! How ridiculous do you sound vilifying someone for wanting a partner that is equally yoked? Seek God!

I'm good wit gawd, we spoke this morning. but yo, I'm pretty sure you're stupid just based offa context clues. and lonely women make lists, lonely women makes lists and post them on social media. so ur both lonely and stupid. I can tell at a point you were in a relationship with a dude that made u eat a chicks box

Even lonlier and stupider people pontificate about the nuances of a strangers life based off of a tweet! You act like it took serious time and effort to send a tweet, I'm sorry if technology is difficult to navigate for you but it isn't for me! And seeing that I know what I want the "list" wasn't difficult to make!

if you know what you want, how come you don't have it. that's where you fucked up, you're not serious about that list. cause either that guy don't exist to you, or he did and you fucked it up being stupid. why you so stupid?

I'm 25 years old and about to enter my second masters degree program. Unless the world is set to end tomorrow I have plenty of time to find a man that fulfills my needs. I hope you have the woman who fulfills yours!

I see you shooting ya shot at me, so I'ma let you live. major key tho, your first post was poor in structure and bad on spelling. I called you stupid and not only has you sentence structure straightened up, you started using "big words". so chill on that words don't bother me. you shown in your actions they do. don't be on the Internet poking the bear, that's stupid. u cute tho

Sweetheart I am a licensed educator and I run a tutoring and writing business! What you consider "big words" roll off the tongue like dice to me! And as far as you attempting to find error with my post because you have nothing left, nice try! It's clear you understood it perfectly! Be blessed!

I don't see you denouncing the fact that you were shooting ur shot. wanna know what I look like?

take it all in baby..

#bars

I figured it was a given that that statement was so egregious it didn't deserve an acknowledgment. Sorry honey I'm not interested in men who bash women! Hopefully the woman you have is!

here it comes

 

[datgirl_icey]

She is fat. That's a automatic L in life.

All those degrees and still not smart enough to lose weight.

You sound absolutely ridiculous. I can lose weight, you can't lose stupid.

Should have been dropped them lbs though.

If I decide that's a journey on which I wish to embark I'll be sure to send you a message! Until then, the only person who decides what I do in my life is myself!

 

[Kai]

yo Icey, I'ma nice guy so I'd advise you to fall back, this ain't what u want

What are y'all gonna do, come find me and beat me up? If you come to my Twitter you'll get blocked, and nothing any of you say can hurt me. You mean to tell me you people can sit here all day and clown me, but I can't respond? My reply was rather dignified, so if anyone feels a way about it then that's on them!

Seriously tho why you on lean in your pics

Because I like the angle!

Sorry ma'am, it doesn't make you look any thinner

 

[SolemnSauce]

why the exclamation points tho?

 

[Busta Carmichael]

because I AM A WOMAN like this.

Car and crib = got that!

No kids = got that!

Degree = I have three!! Working on a fourth!

6'2" = I'm 5'11" for whoever said I was a "midget"

 

[Trillfate]

I'm done fucking wit her, she seem like cool people

Your previous trolling is superceded by this post

 

[SolemnSauce]

I like how getting called stupid is not too egregious to respond to, but the thought of her shooting her shot at a man is. and she wonder why she's holding a list at night and not a man

 

[datgirl_icey]

@datgirl_icey if you was really that secure in what you feel you wouldn't be on here explaining yourself to a bunch of niggas who ain't gonna do nothing but clown your bald headed ass no matter what you say. That says a whole lot more about your character than anyone else's.

I'm VERY secure, you people mess up by thinking someone's online presence is indicative of their total being. I could be laying next to the man I described right now and still have this conversation because like I said, it is FUNNY. You thought I wasn't going to sign up and respond but I did, and not only did I do so but i did so eloquently and concisely! If y'all are "just gonna clown" someone who is making sense, that sounds more about YOU than ME. Now explain that

You just can't stop explaining yourself. Sadder den a bitch

You just don't have any valuable discourse to oppose what I'm saying, that's why you think I shouldn't be on here! Inadequate men akways reveal themselves!

I would if I actually wanted to oppose your bird logic. I was just pointing out the fact that secure people don't go around random forums explaining themselves to random strangers. You must have time, which means you ain't got the means. But go ahead with your bird logic, and living by the gospel of love and hip hop. That'll do you nothing but good in life and gain you tons of well deserved respect.

It was established that someone from this forum directly invited me to join the discussion. If the only thing you could conceptualize from my responses was "bird logic" you're the last person to speak on anybody's "means"! Just admit you were felt a way about the tweet, it'll make everything better!

 

[SolemnSauce]

I'm done fucking wit her, she seem like cool people

Your previous trolling is superceded by this post

I ever try to fuck up what u doing b, and I could, but do I ever?

 

[datgirl_icey]

yo Icey, I'ma nice guy so I'd advise you to fall back, this ain't what u want

What are y'all gonna do, come find me and beat me up? If you come to my Twitter you'll get blocked, and nothing any of you say can hurt me. You mean to tell me you people can sit here all day and clown me, but I can't respond? My reply was rather dignified, so if anyone feels a way about it then that's on them!

Seriously tho why you on lean in your pics

Because I like the angle!

Sorry ma'am, it doesn't make you look any thinner

And telling me that won't make you any richer or better looking!

 

[ChillaDaKilla]

So who's winning?

IC or Random fat brawd

 

[Shuffington]

Damn... she out here rummaging through my fellow IC constituents one post at a time.

 

[Shuffington]

She got 17 degrees, and you N*ggas aint got sh*t !!

 

[datgirl_icey]

I like how getting called stupid is not too egregious to respond to, but the thought of her shooting her shot at a man is. and she wonder why she's holding a list at night and not a man

Because you and I both know that I'm not! And I have no problem shooting at men, but narcisstic short sighted men who bash women on the Internet are not my type! Contrary to popular belief I don't have to settle for anything!

 

[Ghost313]

@datgirl_icey What are you in school for? You rep HBCU's.

 

[SolemnSauce]

ion think our heart is in it, the chick tryna marry herself was much more "egregious" than a chick that makes a wish list for a man. to bash her is kinda women hating and not all that funny. so, she wins I guess

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

@datgirl_icey if you was really that secure in what you feel you wouldn't be on here explaining yourself to a bunch of niggas who ain't gonna do nothing but clown your bald headed ass no matter what you say. That says a whole lot more about your character than anyone else's.

I'm VERY secure, you people mess up by thinking someone's online presence is indicative of their total being. I could be laying next to the man I described right now and still have this conversation because like I said, it is FUNNY. You thought I wasn't going to sign up and respond but I did, and not only did I do so but i did so eloquently and concisely! If y'all are "just gonna clown" someone who is making sense, that sounds more about YOU than ME. Now explain that

You just can't stop explaining yourself. Sadder den a bitch

You just don't have any valuable discourse to oppose what I'm saying, that's why you think I shouldn't be on here! Inadequate men akways reveal themselves!

I would if I actually wanted to oppose your bird logic. I was just pointing out the fact that secure people don't go around random forums explaining themselves to random strangers. You must have time, which means you ain't got the means. But go ahead with your bird logic, and living by the gospel of love and hip hop. That'll do you nothing but good in life and gain you tons of well deserved respect.

It was established that someone from this forum directly invited me to join the discussion. If the only thing you could conceptualize from my responses was "bird logic" you're the last person to speak on anybody's "means"! Just admit you were felt a way about the tweet, it'll make everything better!

I don't give a damn about your tweet, hoes like you line up at the food stamp office all day everyday so you ain't special, just calling it how I see it. And your tweet was nothing more and nothing less than bird logic. I ain't here to challenge you, cause I don't give a shit. I'm just calling it how I see it, and the hit dog hollered.