Black Moms Favorite Line

[I Self Lord & Master]

I remember a yr ago or so my mom cooked something n being silly I said "That ain't no real nigga meal!"....n her response was "AIN'T NO REAL NIGGAS NIGHTS IN HERE!"

I been laffin at that since

 

[illestni99ainne]

"Pass me the remote"

I'm in a whole other room....

Moms: *shouts* "Mally, Come here!!"....

Me: *walks to room she's in* "What's up?"

Moms: *points to lamp 5 phuckin' feet away from her*.... "Turn this light off please"....

Me:

Yo them was some of the most angriest moments you had w/ ya folks.

You wanted to cuss em SO bad, but you knew that ass whooping wasn't worth it.

Man my pops one time called me from up the street while I was playing with my friends. I run in the house. He's in the kitchen and is like. Make me a sandwich. I was like wtf

 

[TonyDubbz]

When i got older I stayed gettin hit with "You gonna bust hell wide up" when I would talk back and shit

 

[Ol Jay's]

"your mouth cut like a salmon"

 

[optimistic]

No words just..........

 

[prime_time_willy]

"You act just like him"

 

[808HiLife808]

If you dont go sitcho ass down somewhere, you better

 

[NothingButTheTruth]

So why are you guys painting black mothers in a bad light? There's nothing but negative shit being said. Try to balance it out with some positive phrases. I know a lot of you are joking, but still.

"you know I'm proud of you, right?"

"you can be anything in this world you want to be"

 

[Jungz]

Fix ya face...

Take the chicken out the freezer so i can cook it when I get home.

 

[Trillfate]

My mom wasn't black but she used to say:

Touch it again and I'll break you fingers!

You want me to kick your ass!?

Fucking damn near!!

Let me guess the not-me-man did it?

Are you stupid!?

You must think I'm stupid....

If you don't start listening so me help god....

Lol.. Read this in a super Canadian accent

 

[Trillfate]

my mama praises when she finds her car keys that weren't even lost..

her: "oh God where my keys, where my keys?"

me: right there

her: "thank u jesus, God is good!"

me: but i......

 

[Lou Cypher]

I don't know

 

[LcnsdbyROYALTY]

So why are you guys painting black mothers in a bad light? There's nothing but negative shit being said. Try to balance it out with some positive phrases. I know a lot of you are joking, but still.

"you know I'm proud of you, right?"

"you can be anything in this world you want to be"

Bruh... Gtfoh with that shyt

 

[illestni99ainne]

So why are you guys painting black mothers in a bad light? There's nothing but negative shit being said. Try to balance it out with some positive phrases. I know a lot of you are joking, but still.

"you know I'm proud of you, right?"

"you can be anything in this world you want to be"

Nigga shut yo sensitive ass up. Shit is just jokes

 

[Revolver Ocelot]

So why are you guys painting black mothers in a bad light? There's nothing but negative shit being said. Try to balance it out with some positive phrases. I know a lot of you are joking, but still.

"you know I'm proud of you, right?"

"you can be anything in this world you want to be"

 

[aneed123]

U better shut up when grown folk talkin... proceeds to pop me in the mouth lo

 

[lordhonka2]

I just bought that _______ the other day and yall already ate it up

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

So why are you guys painting black mothers in a bad light? There's nothing but negative shit being said. Try to balance it out with some positive phrases. I know a lot of you are joking, but still.

"you know I'm proud of you, right?"

"you can be anything in this world you want to be"

I never heard any of that from my parents.

 

[LcnsdbyROYALTY]

So why are you guys painting black mothers in a bad light? There's nothing but negative shit being said. Try to balance it out with some positive phrases. I know a lot of you are joking, but still.

"you know I'm proud of you, right?"

"you can be anything in this world you want to be"

I never heard any of that from my parents.

Cosign. Kinda sad when you think about it.

 

[CapitalB]

"Pass me the remote"

when they closer to it than you

my nigga..

i be in the other room.. and she calls my name.. i be like "yeh" and she jus gets silent.. meanin "bring yo ass here.."

i walk down the hall get to her and she like "cut the lights off." my nigga!!? smmfh