ADHD! SHUT DA F*** UUUUUUP!!!!

[T. Sanford]

Strangle the trigger, and you a nigga now who did it?

Motherfucker no stomach they too scary to admit it

Rearview mirror fucked up so I can't see when they coming

Yesterday I got spooked out and drew down on an old woman

I told the lady "Look im sorry Miss I knew I was wrong

But you came so fuckin close to me I thought it was on."

Thats why my partners is gone ,they didn't see the evil approaching

And a nigga got em if it was me I would have smoked him

 

[VIBE]

just fried an egg in bacon grease.. let's see how good this shit is..

 

[Lou Cypher]

Smh at being old as dirt and just now frying an egg in bacon grease.

 

[Splackavelli]

oh shit
https://twitter.com/DCComics/status/927901459521331205

uh- oh that means beast boy or blue beetle will all of a sudden be reminded by raven or starfire that they are gay.

 

[VIBE]

never done it.. it was phenomenal

 

[Kat]

just fried an egg in bacon grease.. let's see how good this shit is..

You've never done that??? Get your life right Vibe.

 

[Splackavelli]

Jojo dont look like jojo with out the makeup...

She look like a totally different person.

Nsfw theres a butt...

Spoiler

Spoiler

who is she? is she an mma fighter or a boxer? she's not bad looking with out makeup.

 

[Splackavelli]

Colt 45 >>>>>>>>> this whitewashed bullshit

the things you have to do to get niggas to hydrate smh.

 

[HafBayked]

thats cold but i dont think their sales have shit to do with their personal "troubles"

people just getting good at not paying for shit....and they're sharing

the young chicks dont wanna hear that shit no way and the older ones that would be interested are gonna get the link from a friend

 

[Max.]

I sonned my boss today...damn that felt good...he tried to bitch about some shit...i checked him n walked away

Fat cracker

 

[MsSouthern]

I sonned my boss today...damn that felt good...he tried to bitch about some shit...i checked him n walked away

Fat cracker

What time is your meeting with HR ?

 

[AP21]

I sonned my boss today...damn that felt good...he tried to bitch about some shit...i checked him n walked away

Fat cracker

meanwhile...in reality
=74

 

[konceptjones]

 

[konceptjones]

Jojo dont look like jojo with out the makeup...

She look like a totally different person.

Nsfw theres a butt...

Spoiler

Spoiler

I have no idea who this chick is but I like her ass.

 

[VIBE]

I sonned my boss today...damn that felt good...he tried to bitch about some shit...i checked him n walked away

Fat cracker

no u didn't

 

[konceptjones]

How does hospital dont have his death certificate

 

[Germz101]

I want new girlfriends.... Well maybe just 1 or 2.

How do people go about meeting other people these days?

Perfect girl friend would be a black woman with 1 or 2 kids (preferably around the same age as my kids), works part time or is a sahm like me.

Woke AF, natural hair. Can't stand white people as much as I do (this is important). In a relationship or married (I can't stand bitter single women). Is cute, around my caliber. And live within 5 miles of me. And born between '88 to '95.

Is this too much to ask for?!!!

Ole extra picky ass..that's why you lonely.

You are so correct.

I've gone from having no standards on these Internetz to having too high standards.

WHEN AM I GONNA GET IT RIGHT?!

Shots

 

[Westie]

I sonned my boss today...damn that felt good...he tried to bitch about some shit...i checked him n walked away

Fat cracker

meanwhile...in reality
=74

I love reedo. He's from boston btw. I was supposed to go see his standup.

 

[MistyKnight]

I want new girlfriends.... Well maybe just 1 or 2.

How do people go about meeting other people these days?

Perfect girl friend would be a black woman with 1 or 2 kids (preferably around the same age as my kids), works part time or is a sahm like me.

Woke AF, natural hair. Can't stand white people as much as I do (this is important). In a relationship or married (I can't stand bitter single women). Is cute, around my caliber. And live within 5 miles of me. And born between '88 to '95.

Is this too much to ask for?!!!

Ole extra picky ass..that's why you lonely.

You are so correct.

I've gone from having no standards on these Internetz to having too high standards.

WHEN AM I GONNA GET IT RIGHT?!

Shots

@Germz101

Since you're brutally honest and I can trust you to answer this... can you tell me....

WHY do people always tell me that I don't look like I just had a baby even though i'm a fat bitch?

Are they trying to be polite even though they LYIN?

What gives?

 

[VIBE]

I want new girlfriends.... Well maybe just 1 or 2.

How do people go about meeting other people these days?

Perfect girl friend would be a black woman with 1 or 2 kids (preferably around the same age as my kids), works part time or is a sahm like me.

Woke AF, natural hair. Can't stand white people as much as I do (this is important). In a relationship or married (I can't stand bitter single women). Is cute, around my caliber. And live within 5 miles of me. And born between '88 to '95.

Is this too much to ask for?!!!

Ole extra picky ass..that's why you lonely.

You are so correct.

I've gone from having no standards on these Internetz to having too high standards.

WHEN AM I GONNA GET IT RIGHT?!

Shots

@Germz101

Since you're brutally honest and I can trust you to answer this... can you tell me....

WHY do people always tell me that I don't look like I just had a baby even though i'm a fat bitch?

Are they trying to be polite even though they LYIN?

What gives?

both