ADHD! SHUT DA F*** UUUUUUP!!!!

[MistyKnight]

I want new girlfriends.... Well maybe just 1 or 2.

How do people go about meeting other people these days?

Perfect girl friend would be a black woman with 1 or 2 kids (preferably around the same age as my kids), works part time or is a sahm like me.

Woke AF, natural hair. Can't stand white people as much as I do (this is important). In a relationship or married (I can't stand bitter single women). Is cute, around my caliber. And live within 5 miles of me. And born between '88 to '95.

Is this too much to ask for?!!!

Fuck that gotta do with us....go outside

No. It's too cold.

You think Amazon will deliver me a friend?

Ask @Westie she lives down the street

Nobody likes meeee

 

[Kat]

She too old for your ass anyway.

 

[MistyKnight]

I want new girlfriends.... Well maybe just 1 or 2.

How do people go about meeting other people these days?

Perfect girl friend would be a black woman with 1 or 2 kids (preferably around the same age as my kids), works part time or is a sahm like me.

Woke AF, natural hair. Can't stand white people as much as I do (this is important). In a relationship or married (I can't stand bitter single women). Is cute, around my caliber. And live within 5 miles of me. And born between '88 to '95.

Is this too much to ask for?!!!

Ole extra picky ass..that's why you lonely.

You are so correct.

I've gone from having no standards on these Internetz to having too high standards.

WHEN AM I GONNA GET IT RIGHT?!

 

[MsSouthern]

I want new girlfriends.... Well maybe just 1 or 2.

How do people go about meeting other people these days?

Perfect girl friend would be a black woman with 1 or 2 kids (preferably around the same age as my kids), works part time or is a sahm like me.

Woke AF, natural hair. Can't stand white people as much as I do (this is important). In a relationship or married (I can't stand bitter single women). Is cute, around my caliber. And live within 5 miles of me. And born between '88 to '95.

Is this too much to ask for?!!!

Ole extra picky ass..that's why you lonely.

You are so correct.

I've gone from having no standards on these Internetz to having too high standards.

WHEN AM I GONNA GET IT RIGHT?!

It's just like dating

You have to go to the places you will find people with similar interests as you

Have you thought about joining a mommy and me group ?

 

[a.mann]

oh shit
https://twitter.com/DCComics/status/927901459521331205

Good riddance

 

[MistyKnight]

But um.. I have a confession to make.

I already know who exactly I want to be my new best friend.

I've low key been stalking her vlogs to try and figure out where exactly she lives ever since I found out she lives in my area.

I even had a dream that I met her in a whole foods and I introduced myself to her.

Black... CHECK

Natural Hair... CHECK

Woke.... CHECK

Has kids the same age as mine... CHECK

Shes a major YouTube personality.

 

The user and all related content has been deleted.

 

[AP21]

Her implants and nipple placement is topnotch.

That is a well built woman.

well alright

 

[AP21]

might be an unpopular opinion but uhhhh...yea...

moriah mills is trash!!!

 

[RickyRich]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BbLzaUhlf6E/

 

[RickyRich]

How does hospital dont have his death certificate

 

[Arya Tsaddiq]

I want new girlfriends.... Well maybe just 1 or 2.

How do people go about meeting other people these days?

Perfect girl friend would be a black woman with 1 or 2 kids (preferably around the same age as my kids), works part time or is a sahm like me.

Woke AF, natural hair. Can't stand white people as much as I do (this is important). In a relationship or married (I can't stand bitter single women). Is cute, around my caliber. And live within 5 miles of me. And born between '88 to '95.

Is this too much to ask for?!!!

Ole extra picky ass..that's why you lonely.

You are so correct.

I've gone from having no standards on these Internetz to having too high standards.

WHEN AM I GONNA GET IT RIGHT?!

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[Alpha_Ambition]

How does hospital dont have his death certificate

 

[MistyKnight]

I want new girlfriends.... Well maybe just 1 or 2.

How do people go about meeting other people these days?

Perfect girl friend would be a black woman with 1 or 2 kids (preferably around the same age as my kids), works part time or is a sahm like me.

Woke AF, natural hair. Can't stand white people as much as I do (this is important). In a relationship or married (I can't stand bitter single women). Is cute, around my caliber. And live within 5 miles of me. And born between '88 to '95.

Is this too much to ask for?!!!

Ole extra picky ass..that's why you lonely.

You are so correct.

I've gone from having no standards on these Internetz to having too high standards.

WHEN AM I GONNA GET IT RIGHT?!

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Go away!!!

 

[MistyKnight]

I want new girlfriends.... Well maybe just 1 or 2.

How do people go about meeting other people these days?

Perfect girl friend would be a black woman with 1 or 2 kids (preferably around the same age as my kids), works part time or is a sahm like me.

Woke AF, natural hair. Can't stand white people as much as I do (this is important). In a relationship or married (I can't stand bitter single women). Is cute, around my caliber. And live within 5 miles of me. And born between '88 to '95.

Is this too much to ask for?!!!

Ole extra picky ass..that's why you lonely.

You are so correct.

I've gone from having no standards on these Internetz to having too high standards.

WHEN AM I GONNA GET IT RIGHT?!

It's just like dating

You have to go to the places you will find people with similar interests as you

Have you thought about joining a mommy and me group ?

Never heard of that.

Sounds like a white people thing... No offense though.

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

I used to think the mom from Gilmore Girls was sexy as fuck

 

[VIBE]

I used to think the mom from Gilmore Girls was sexy as fuck

Dexters Laboratory's mom was sexy as fuck.

 

[ghostdog56]

Colt 45 >>>>>>>>> this whitewashed bullshit

 

[Lou Cypher]

 

[MsSouthern]

Colt 45 >>>>>>>>> this whitewashed bullshit

A lot of beer distribution companies did this to help give water to hurricane victims