ADHD! SHUT DA F*** UUUUUUP!!!!

[Westie]

Idk what any of that shit means.

 

[Germz101]

I want new girlfriends.... Well maybe just 1 or 2.

How do people go about meeting other people these days?

Perfect girl friend would be a black woman with 1 or 2 kids (preferably around the same age as my kids), works part time or is a sahm like me.

Woke AF, natural hair. Can't stand white people as much as I do (this is important). In a relationship or married (I can't stand bitter single women). Is cute, around my caliber. And live within 5 miles of me. And born between '88 to '95.

Is this too much to ask for?!!!

Ole extra picky ass..that's why you lonely.

You are so correct.

I've gone from having no standards on these Internetz to having too high standards.

WHEN AM I GONNA GET IT RIGHT?!

Shots

@Germz101

Since you're brutally honest and I can trust you to answer this... can you tell me....

WHY do people always tell me that I don't look like I just had a baby even though i'm a fat bitch?

Are they trying to be polite even though they LYIN?

What gives?

U have a small frame, and with added weight, you on avg. resemble a young woman that just doesn't work out much. Not one that had a baby recently.

 

[deadeye]

@deadeye

welcome home my nigga

i brought some company....

big and small

showstopper

@2stepz_ahead

'Preciate the luv bruh.

 

[Germz101]

Slim thick..most would say

 

[AP21]

Idk what any of that shit means.

means that apple again is trying to pass off some old shit thats been around as if they just came up with it

the apply loyalists dont realize this b/c they've blindly followed apple for years

 

[Germz101]

Idk what any of that shit means.

Absolutely nothing to anyone that's not a tech junkie

 

[Westie]

Idk what any of that shit means.

means that apple again is trying to pass off some old shit thats been around as if they just came up with it

the apply loyalists dont realize this b/c they've blindly followed apple for years

I mean obviously I got the gist of what the meme was for. I just don't know what the specifications mean. It's gobbledygook to me.

 

[AP21]

Idk what any of that shit means.

means that apple again is trying to pass off some old shit thats been around as if they just came up with it

the apply loyalists dont realize this b/c they've blindly followed apple for years

I mean obviously I got the gist of what the meme was for. I just don't know what the specifications mean. It's gobbledygook to me.

i would break it down for you, but you wouldnt give a shit...so i'll give you the cliff notes version

the same specs apple has today was offered 2 years ago

 

[MistyKnight]

I want new girlfriends.... Well maybe just 1 or 2.

How do people go about meeting other people these days?

Perfect girl friend would be a black woman with 1 or 2 kids (preferably around the same age as my kids), works part time or is a sahm like me.

Woke AF, natural hair. Can't stand white people as much as I do (this is important). In a relationship or married (I can't stand bitter single women). Is cute, around my caliber. And live within 5 miles of me. And born between '88 to '95.

Is this too much to ask for?!!!

Ole extra picky ass..that's why you lonely.

You are so correct.

I've gone from having no standards on these Internetz to having too high standards.

WHEN AM I GONNA GET IT RIGHT?!

Shots

@Germz101

Since you're brutally honest and I can trust you to answer this... can you tell me....

WHY do people always tell me that I don't look like I just had a baby even though i'm a fat bitch?

Are they trying to be polite even though they LYIN?

What gives?

U have a small frame, and with added weight, you on avg. resemble a young woman that just doesn't work out much. Not one that had a baby recently.

Makes sense. I am pretty tall.... hmmmm.

 

[AP21]

khaleesi just post the pic already damn lol

sound like you fishing for compliments or just trying to get ya ego stroked

 

[MistyKnight]

Idk what any of that shit means.

means that apple again is trying to pass off some old shit thats been around as if they just came up with it

the apply loyalists dont realize this b/c they've blindly followed apple for years

Yt people-ing.... basically.

 

[konceptjones]

I want new girlfriends.... Well maybe just 1 or 2.

How do people go about meeting other people these days?

Perfect girl friend would be a black woman with 1 or 2 kids (preferably around the same age as my kids), works part time or is a sahm like me.

Woke AF, natural hair. Can't stand white people as much as I do (this is important). In a relationship or married (I can't stand bitter single women). Is cute, around my caliber. And live within 5 miles of me. And born between '88 to '95.

Is this too much to ask for?!!!

Ole extra picky ass..that's why you lonely.

You are so correct.

I've gone from having no standards on these Internetz to having too high standards.

WHEN AM I GONNA GET IT RIGHT?!

Shots

@Germz101

Since you're brutally honest and I can trust you to answer this... can you tell me....

WHY do people always tell me that I don't look like I just had a baby even though i'm a fat bitch?

Are they trying to be polite even though they LYIN?

What gives?

proof?

 

[MistyKnight]

I want new girlfriends.... Well maybe just 1 or 2.

How do people go about meeting other people these days?

Perfect girl friend would be a black woman with 1 or 2 kids (preferably around the same age as my kids), works part time or is a sahm like me.

Woke AF, natural hair. Can't stand white people as much as I do (this is important). In a relationship or married (I can't stand bitter single women). Is cute, around my caliber. And live within 5 miles of me. And born between '88 to '95.

Is this too much to ask for?!!!

Ole extra picky ass..that's why you lonely.

You are so correct.

I've gone from having no standards on these Internetz to having too high standards.

WHEN AM I GONNA GET IT RIGHT?!

Shots

@Germz101

Since you're brutally honest and I can trust you to answer this... can you tell me....

WHY do people always tell me that I don't look like I just had a baby even though i'm a fat bitch?

Are they trying to be polite even though they LYIN?

What gives?

proof?

Nahh. Dont wanna get deadeye excited. You know he like em plump

 

[konceptjones]

Idk what any of that shit means.

means that apple again is trying to pass off some old shit thats been around as if they just came up with it

the apply loyalists dont realize this b/c they've blindly followed apple for years

I mean obviously I got the gist of what the meme was for. I just don't know what the specifications mean. It's gobbledygook to me.

probably the only one worth anything these days is NFC (Near Field Communications). With the Iphone X it's locked down to only allow Apple Pay. On The S6 it's open to any vendor's payment system so you have more flexibility.

 

[MistyKnight]

I just asked my husband why people say that I don't look like I just had ababy and he said "because they haven't seen u with your clothes off".

Body bag. Murdered. Etherous Slow Soul Burn. KILT! Dead.

 

[Max.]

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/927999270866755584

 

[konceptjones]

I just asked my husband why people say that I don't look like I just had ababy and he said "because they haven't seen u with your clothes off".

Body bag. Murdered. Etherous Slow Soul Burn. KILT! Dead.

does your stomach look like an urban road map?

 

[Bender Rodriguez]

I just asked my husband why people say that I don't look like I just had ababy and he said "because they haven't seen u with your clothes off".

Body bag. Murdered. Etherous Slow Soul Burn. KILT! Dead.

does your stomach look like an urban road map?

Brutal

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

Idk what any of that shit means.

Absolutely nothing to anyone that's not a tech junkie

And this is exactly why iphone users are being sold a piece of shit old ass spec phone haha.

 

[AP21]

I just asked my husband why people say that I don't look like I just had ababy and he said "because they haven't seen u with your clothes off".

Body bag. Murdered. Etherous Slow Soul Burn. KILT! Dead.

Man y'all got a weird ass relationship

Y'all must have a ball trying to out troll each other