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    Looking for somewhere to live and move to? Move to Frederick, MD

    Why would anyone move to Maryland? I'm trying to LEAVE, dude. The laws here are ridiculous. For everything. Shit is all fucked up and nothing makes any sense. But I guess if you're a good upstanding whitey I'd understand.
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    Whats the sense in giving a gift card instead of just giving cash?

    So your junkie cousin will just be able to get less high (than they would having straight up cash).
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    fu[k€d up situations thread

    Share the wealth!
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    Why the 3 Month rule is Good

    Wtf, people still do this shit? If I wanna fuck, I'm gonna fuck. Why would I deprive MYSELF like that? Shit's crazy, b.
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    Embarrassing Intimate Moments (Share them)

    One day I snatched my boyfriend up into the bathroom at McDonalds. We fucked like a couple classy motherfuckers. He came and blew all over the floor. We leave and dude walks into stall, stepping in the puddle of semen and slipping a little bit. I was like, LOL, and dude was like, GOD DAMNIT...
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    if someone was arrested & in custody how do you find out where they are

    You better get on that phone and make some calls, boy.
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    Phrases or saying people use that irritates you??

    YOU SAY HUH YOU CAN HEAR. I mean. Wtf. That shit doesn't even make any sense.
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    Dummies

    True, but why would anyone come here?
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    Ladies: Your opinion of men who?

    I enjoy a man that can write a good story. But f all that erotic and romantic shit. Well, not f it. I just really don't care. Hilarious and strange shit is the best. A man that can write a good twisted and depraved and disgustingly hilarious story holds the key to my heart.
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    what things have you thought about to make money

    Selling overpriced drugs to rich white kids. Always a winner.
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    Although she's wrong for this I'd still smash>

    She's not fat by a long shot, but she is sloppy as shit. Ew, yo. The face don't seem too bad, though. idk. i might suck on a titty, but the cottage cheese butt is intimidating.

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