Why would anyone move to Maryland? I'm trying to LEAVE, dude.
The laws here are ridiculous. For everything. Shit is all fucked up and nothing makes any sense.
But I guess if you're a good upstanding whitey I'd understand.
One day I snatched my boyfriend up into the bathroom at McDonalds. We fucked like a couple classy motherfuckers. He came and blew all over the floor. We leave and dude walks into stall, stepping in the puddle of semen and slipping a little bit. I was like, LOL, and dude was like, GOD DAMNIT...
I enjoy a man that can write a good story.
But f all that erotic and romantic shit. Well, not f it. I just really don't care.
Hilarious and strange shit is the best. A man that can write a good twisted and depraved and disgustingly hilarious story holds the key to my heart.
She's not fat by a long shot, but she is sloppy as shit. Ew, yo.
The face don't seem too bad, though.
idk. i might suck on a titty, but the cottage cheese butt is intimidating.