You ever been shittin so good that you had to take ur clothes off?

[LUClEN]

Fuck shitting at a friends house!! It's always a friend with thin ass walls to where you'll be shitting and it sounds like you're shooting off an AK in their bathroom.

I remember in high school I was at this girls house who I was feeling at the time

and I dropped a deuce and used a generous amount of toilet paper cause I'm used to shitting at my own house

I didnt know she had a low flow toilet though and I clogged it

I was embarrassed as fuck about it, so for 10-15 minutes I was in there trying to unclog it

searching everywhere for a plunger, flushing and checking the water level doing basic spatial dynamic calculations in my head

Luckily I didn't flood her bathroom, but when I got out of there she was like wtf took you so long, do you have problems down there?

It wasnt a good look

 

[dalyricalbandit]

 

[Matt-]

might as well bring it back

http://youtu.be/BYW6C44zo24