You ever been shittin so good that you had to take ur clothes off?

[VIBE]

That's so bizarre.

Girl, Men have strange bathroom habits.

I've seen my Husband take the computer in there too and look at sports scores and shit.... :|

Like what kind of behemoth size shit are you taking you start to break a sweat and need to strip down? Fuuuck lol

Girl, now that shit is bizarre....I've never seen him get naked before....lmao.

The worst is when your Man ask you to hand him toilet paper while he's on the toilet though

:-&

I always make sure there's roll before I go.

 

[TonyDubbz]

I been doin it since a child. NH but I never dump with clothes on @ home

 

[Matt-]

i can't stand when gotta go so bad during high school that you can't even get the toilet paper out to put on the seat so you just sit down and take the most messy shit ever and when you are done you look around and notice there is no toilet paper so you wobble like a penguin from stall to stall, with oozing diarhea on your leg, just looking for toilet paper and they are all empty so you decide the only option is to get some paper towels and sure as fuck there are no paper towels, so you have to wobble back to the stall to contemplate killing yourseself or just carrying on the rest of the day like a baby with a dirty diaper but without the diaper. but alas you get the bright idea to wipe your ass with an article of cothing and the only conceivable thing that would work is the socks and by a stroke of luck you aren't wearing flip flops so you have to use your socks as the toilet paper and after some reflection that shit became funny so you had to tell someone but made them promise not to tell anyone then a few hours later everyone at school would walk by you saying "whaddup sock?"

 

[Ms.Scorp]

[quote="matt-;5073962]"]i can't stand when gotta go so bad during high school that you can't even get the toilet paper out to put on the seat so you just sit down and take the most messy shit ever and when you are done you look around and notice there is no toilet paper so you wobble like a penguin from stall to stall, with oozing diarhea on your leg, just looking for toilet paper and they are all empty so you decide the only option is to get some paper towels and sure as fuck there are no paper towels, so you have to wobble back to the stall to contemplate killing yourseself or just carrying on the rest of the day like a baby with a dirty diaper but without the diaper. but alas you get the bright idea to wipe your ass with an article of cothing and the only conceivable thing that would work is the socks and by a stroke of luck you aren't wearing flip flops so you have to use your socks as the toilet paper and after some reflection that shit became funny so you had to tell someone but made them promise not to tell anyone then a few hours later everyone at school would walk by you saying "whaddup sock?"[/quote]

Something similar to this has happened to me before :\">

 

[Ms.Scorp]

That's so bizarre.

Girl, Men have strange bathroom habits.

I've seen my Husband take the computer in there too and look at sports scores and shit.... :|

Like what kind of behemoth size shit are you taking you start to break a sweat and need to strip down? Fuuuck lol

Girl, now that shit is bizarre....I've never seen him get naked before....lmao.

The worst is when your Man ask you to hand him toilet paper while he's on the toilet though

:-&

I always make sure there's roll before I go.

 

[LUClEN]

this reminds me that thread about the natural shitting position

 

[_Goldie_]

Its homo to enjoy taking shits now? Damn, I got a phone call to make....

 

[Beta]

I remember this one time I fell asleep takin a shit. I woke up laughing like "the fuck?!" lol

 

[HafBayked]

I remember this one time I fell asleep takin a shit. I woke up laughing like "the fuck?!" lol

thats funny....were u drunk or sumn?

 

[AZTG]

The worst shits is them early morning beer shits. Them shits be painful and relieving at the same time. They also the smelliest, only time the smell of my own shit bothers me is them beer shits.

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

You know you're like family when you discuss your shits with each other.

 

[VIBE]

this reminds me that thread about the natural shitting position

Fuck that, I'll fall off.

 

[MF_Doomerville]

Fuck shitting at a friends house!! It's always a friend with thin ass walls to where you'll be shitting and it sounds like you're shooting off an AK in their bathroom.

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

If I shit at a friend's house, I always have to flush whenever it comes out. Niggas dont need to hear it

 

[Sweet Dick Willie]

Is it weird to play music while you shit?

 

[proud_babydaddy]

I read this thread on my phone while shitting

 

[T. Sanford]

Is it weird to play music while you shit?

naw its not weird, shitting can be a relax sport & you need relax music to set the vibe.

when you are constipated, you'll need motivation music to conquer your constipation

I always give my shits their future endeavors before releasing them

 

[Matt-]

how long does it take a black woman to take a shit?

Spoiler

9 months

Spoiler

 

[KeepOnPushing]

 

[Matt-]