Yo Do You Think You Could Fight A Bear Or A Gorilla?

[trendsetta1030]

I personally think i'd fuck a gorilla up if it looked at me sideways making those gorilla sounds

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Funny story

Back in junior high, me and my homie were at a grocery store after school and I talked him into shoplifting a snickers bar. We walked out and a manager starts chasing us. He kept yelling "call the cops, call the cops" so we jet thinking the cops were coming.

We cut through a backyard and there was a Rottweiler in the yard that came after us. My boy hopped the fence but the fucking dog had me cornered. I said to myself fuck it, I ain't going out like no bitch. I swung at that dog, aiming for its temple. That motherfucker caught my fist in his mouth and bit the fuck out of me. I screamed like a bitch til the owners came out and got em off me.

 

[VulcanRaven]

I'd kick them in the nuts

Step up to the plate then b.

Bruh I would punt (nh) his nuts so hard they would fly up in his head and push his eyeballs out of the socket and he would have ball sockets instead

I stand by this statement. Where that punk ass Caesar at?