Yo Do You Think You Could Fight A Bear Or A Gorilla?

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Will Munny;c-7405011 said:
Busta Carmichael ;7404830 said:
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TonyDubbz;7404736 said:
Ima fight the gorilla but before we shoot the ones ima try to reason with him with hand gestures and shit, maybe get him to sit down on a boulder wit me and hash our differences out cause if they as smart as all these white people say they are he'll just walk away and avoid getting physical with me

But if we gotta fight.. then yea i'd probably choke em out with a rear naked choke hold or somethin.. might even apply a crippler crossface

You would literally get your testicles ripped off.

Why you imagining niggas testicles, b?

Why in here talking about knocking out animals

You know how chimps fight bruh? They literally rip the dick off the other chimp dick off, carve its face off with its bare hands, bite its fingers off, then let is slowly die moaning in agony so all the other chimps in the area know not to fuck around in their territory.

I'll never go in a room with a chimpanzee, I don't care how well trained it is or how young it is.

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One is gonna rip my arms off and throw shit at me. Ones gonna ease up after it thinks I'm dead. I'm going with a bear. Plus gorillas and their human like features creep me out.
 
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Black_Samson;c-9877556 said:
Busta Carmichael ;c-9877116 said:
englishdude;c-9877041 said:
Classic thread.

HerbalVaporCapers;c-9877110 said:
@"Busta Carmichael " your super power is getting posters to take the stupidest shit seriously. Another classic

And yeah @Black_Samson you still out here trying to knock a dolphin's dorsal fin off bro?

Yoo wtff I was seriously going to up this thread and @ black Samson.

No bullshit, I have the thread open in a different window lmaoo

Lmao, stole that shit from a blog detailing sex with dolphins.... And that Ecco the Dolphin game...

LMAO you been plotting for a minute then. Time to take that next step in life

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I fight off polar bears in the form of fat while women in heat almost everyday, so I'd feel confident squaring up against a grizzly.
 
The problem here is that none of you are thinking like humans. You're talking about trading blows with these animals. Get the fuck out of here...use your superior human intelligence and fight dirty as fuck.

- throw sand in the motherfuckers' eyes

- kick their fucking knees in...the muscle covers on top of knees is thinner in all primates

- Bite the motherfuckers

And this is assuming you're fighting bare handed. If this is a free for all and weapons are allowed it's a wrap. Give me a baseball bat and I'll work those motherfuckers knees ALL DAY
 
See!!! Them Gorillas know them Hunkies ain't no good. He was trying to hip bruh to game lol! Gorilla: Hunmmh? African: telepathically​ ( U wanna holla at me?) Gorilla: Put paws on and slid him in the cut 2 chop it up right quick. No harm. I'd befriend him and sick his ass on Hunkies!
 
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