WTF moments....share your stories

[2stepz_ahead]

dating a chick once.

called to tell her i was one my way...

got to her crib an knocked on the door...she came to the door an said " who is it"

i said pralims

she said "who"

i said pralims

again she said who

so now i yelled PRALIMS

...chick said hes not here but he'll be here soon.

called her told her to open the door...she asked if i just saw the person looking for me.

 

[PiffyHaze]

getting arrested

 

[HerbalVaporCapers]

Saw a dude getting punched on by his girl.

Me and the homie walk by him and he reiterates that he just got socked and didnt do shit about it.

Asked us if we would hit back and I just looked homegirl in the eye and nodded my head.

I got called a terrorist by her a short while later, and she said that they (her, her mans and them) should kill me.

I was like bring the shit on... But my homeboy didn't want those problems and apparently neither did they.

San Francisco is a weird place

 

[HerbalVaporCapers]

Another time me and the homie are walking on the street and a payphone starts ringing. We look at each other and I tell the homie aye, you should answer that.

He answers and some dude starts speaking chinese. My boy is like speak English and then dude is like:

"Do you see a Chinese guy in a white van right there?"

The homie says nah, but I see a Chinese guy in a yellow van.

The guy is like thanks, then hung up the phone. We walked away asking ourselves if we just aided dude in catching a body

Didn't go back to that neighborhood for a minute hahahaha

 

[VIBE]

running around one summer night w everyone in the neighborhood, we're like 14/15..

smoking weed and ding dong ditching.. just being kids...

we took turns ringing door bells and shit...

so I walk up to a house w a metal screen door, the door to the house was open, so u could see thru the screen itself..

I could see someone's head sitting in a chair..

watching porn...

so I thought for a sec, door bell? nah, I banged on the screen door hard as fuck...

dude yelled out "what the fuck!!!!!"

I bolted and jumped into some nearby bushes...

he came outside naked..

I quickly went into the fetal position and stopped breathing, I thought if he caught me, dude would rape me or some shit.

he yelled out "all u fuckin kids are dead if I caught u doing this shit again" and he went back inside..

that was the last house of the night, we all walked home laughing and smoking...

 

[silverfoxx]

First couple months into ATL i was in a drought and was approached by this chick online.

She seemed cool and we decided to meet that night. I didnt have a car so i rode with her and everything seemed off.

She joked if she wanted to kill me should would have done it already. She then went on and told me she lives with a older white lady and 3 of the white lady sons. Then proceeds to bring me into some backwoods the hills have eyes shit with no lights, crazy turns into dark woods, she smiling on some satanic shit. Im yelling " fool let me out!" I proceed to try to jump out the car but i could not open the door. We finally get to her house. She tells me everything will be fine.

She mentions the only way we can enter the house is through the backyard back door, as i look into the dark neighborhood and backyard i swore i seen niggas waiting for me to enter. I told her " lets go to the bar sweetie" trying to get on her sweet side. I eventually spoke some gentleman "we moving too fast type shit" and sold my personality to her.

She eventually decided not to abduct or rob or whatever they planned on doing that night to me. I remained cool and try to sell her on my personality to she can spare me. It worked. Never done anything that stupid again.

Atlanta aint shit. I was held at gunpoint over a female too. SMH

 

[silverfoxx]

BTW i thought about submitting this encounter with better detail to youtuber Mr Nightmare. Shit was easily the craziest night of my life. I thought i was a goner. No internet or call signal, no people around, and in some texas chainsaw massacre neighborhood.

 

[illestni99ainne]

First couple months into ATL i was in a drought and was approached by this chick online.

She seemed cool and we decided to meet that night. I didnt have a car so i rode with her and everything seemed off.

She joked if she wanted to kill me should would have done it already. She then went on and told me she lives with a older white lady and 3 of the white lady sons. Then proceeds to bring me into some backwoods the hills have eyes shit with no lights, crazy turns into dark woods, she smiling on some satanic shit. Im yelling " fool let me out!" I proceed to try to jump out the car but i could not open the door. We finally get to her house. She tells me everything will be fine.

She mentions the only way we can enter the house is through the backyard back door, as i look into the dark neighborhood and backyard i swore i seen niggas waiting for me to enter. I told her " lets go to the bar sweetie" trying to get on her sweet side. I eventually spoke some gentleman "we moving too fast type shit" and sold my personality to her.

She eventually decided not to abduct or rob or whatever they planned on doing that night to me. I remained cool and try to sell her on my personality to she can spare me. It worked. Never done anything that stupid again.

Atlanta aint shit. I was held at gunpoint over a female too. SMH

Damn that's fucked up

 

[englishdude]

BTW i thought about submitting this encounter with better detail to youtuber Mr Nightmare. Shit was easily the craziest night of my life. I thought i was a goner. No internet or call signal, no people around, and in some texas chainsaw massacre neighborhood.

Should hit him up, listen to his channel often.

 

[silverfoxx]

First couple months into ATL i was in a drought and was approached by this chick online.

She seemed cool and we decided to meet that night. I didnt have a car so i rode with her and everything seemed off.

She joked if she wanted to kill me should would have done it already. She then went on and told me she lives with a older white lady and 3 of the white lady sons. Then proceeds to bring me into some backwoods the hills have eyes shit with no lights, crazy turns into dark woods, she smiling on some satanic shit. Im yelling " fool let me out!" I proceed to try to jump out the car but i could not open the door. We finally get to her house. She tells me everything will be fine.

She mentions the only way we can enter the house is through the backyard back door, as i look into the dark neighborhood and backyard i swore i seen niggas waiting for me to enter. I told her " lets go to the bar sweetie" trying to get on her sweet side. I eventually spoke some gentleman "we moving too fast type shit" and sold my personality to her.

She eventually decided not to abduct or rob or whatever they planned on doing that night to me. I remained cool and try to sell her on my personality to she can spare me. It worked. Never done anything that stupid again.

Atlanta aint shit. I was held at gunpoint over a female too. SMH

Damn that's fucked up

Word... my encounters in Atlanta has been the most craziest shit ever. Its a different kinda crazy here, and I'm from new Orleans lol