Woat job you ever worked? How long did it take you to quit/get fired

[Max.]

You a Mexican you aint never quit a yob in your life

Ducktales

Im quit being ur father n leave ya mama

What?? You suck at roasting

99.9 % of ur posts are trash nobody cares

U let a fat bitch from the internet move in

 

[_Lefty]

Somebody up that 'Are you washed up?' thread so I can add, 'If you're impressed by a vaccum...you might be laundered.'. Smh.

Na, fuck that, i'll be washed up with you then cause when them niggas put the powder in the carpet I almost bought that joint. They stopped at my homie's crib, had they came by mine and I had the cash right there, I probably woulda went ahead and been a sucker to it.

 

[mrtdb]

Worked at six flags for the orientation...didn't even make it to the first actual day. They planned on having me work at a food shack with no AC in the middle of summer. They took me and my fellow new hires on a tour of the place and it was busy as fuck. Had overweight customers yelling at the employees about how hot it was outside...how the fuck are the employees gonna control the heat. Then they tried to brainwash my ass into saying "it's my pleasure for everything" If someone asks you where they restroom is and they say thanks when you tell them...you gotta say "it's my pleasure"...when you deliver the food "It's my pleasure". That shit wasn't gonna work out...I wasn't even working yet and was already responding "you're welcome"..."you're good" (when they apologize for asking) and "no problem nigga" when my fellow African American would show up.

and on top of that they planned on paying me $7.25 an hour...I left after orientation...never showed up for a shift...and still went into the amusement park for free at least 4 times that week

 

[mrtdb]

I'm not going to go into details about the call center job I worked at...but stay the fuck away from call centers. They'll have you all the way fucked up

 

[Vader_F_Kennedy]

Retail ..met some cool ppl I'm still cool with ..also met cool customers who looked out for me ...other than that it was shitty

 

[Olorun22]

I've had plenty of bad jobs.

It tulsa we the bus plant were everybody that wants to make 17hr but depending on where you place it. It's harder than a bitch. I got a homeboy who has been the for over 10 years but he's on the easy side. I only lasted three days I work on the back part of the bus for the first two day but I kept fucking up the alignment on the bus so the next day they put me on the lower part and I had to squat all day and drill and screw holes so the next morning I couldn't move my legs they were so dead. I didn't go in I didn't' give a fuck i was in college I had a bright future lol

 

[Olorun22]

So last year I work for Mclane down here in arlington. It's a foodservice company that you had to deliver food overnight to various stores about the region. But let me tell you I wasn't about that life not for no gotdamn 70k either. I could make that doing what i'm doing now. Anyway, I only worked there for a week they had you put 400-500 of food on a dolly and go down on the ramp in which I fell of the ramp so many time during the night. I seen guys they had and they bodies were broken down for so much physical labor and they were in their 40's and 50's.

During the interview process they keep asking me am I sure I could do this. I'm like yea i work in the oilfield this can't be harder than the oilfield but they told me that nobody from the oilfield ever made it to work here and they always went back lol. I thought they we just bullshittin but they were correct at the end of the day.

 

[ChillaDaKilla]

You a Mexican you aint never quit a yob in your life

Ducktales

Im quit being ur father n leave ya mama

What?? You suck at roasting

99.9 % of ur posts are trash nobody cares

U let a fat bitch from the internet move in

Then put me on ignore and fuck off

 

[HafBayked]

I was a busser at a lil fancy Italian spot at like 16.....came across a lotta racist shit in there....from management to customers....did that shit long enough to get me a couple packs and I was done....rather trap mama's crib out lol

 

[Max.]

You a Mexican you aint never quit a yob in your life

Ducktales

Im quit being ur father n leave ya mama

What?? You suck at roasting

99.9 % of ur posts are trash nobody cares

U let a fat bitch from the internet move in

Then put me on ignore and fuck off

Naw u n that bitch bitch stay on my posts

Ur times up pussy

 

[ChillaDaKilla]

You a Mexican you aint never quit a yob in your life

Ducktales

Im quit being ur father n leave ya mama

What?? You suck at roasting

99.9 % of ur posts are trash nobody cares

U let a fat bitch from the internet move in

Then put me on ignore and fuck off

Naw u n that bitch bitch stay on my posts

Ur times up pussy

Blah blah blah burrito chalupa ....get back to mopping the floor Jose

 

[Max.]

You a Mexican you aint never quit a yob in your life

Ducktales

Im quit being ur father n leave ya mama

What?? You suck at roasting

99.9 % of ur posts are trash nobody cares

U let a fat bitch from the internet move in

Then put me on ignore and fuck off

Naw u n that bitch bitch stay on my posts

Ur times up pussy

Blah blah blah burrito chalupa ....get back to mopping the floor Jose

Damn feels good being top 5

 

[ChillaDaKilla]

You a Mexican you aint never quit a yob in your life

Ducktales

Im quit being ur father n leave ya mama

What?? You suck at roasting

99.9 % of ur posts are trash nobody cares

U let a fat bitch from the internet move in

Then put me on ignore and fuck off

Naw u n that bitch bitch stay on my posts

Ur times up pussy

Blah blah blah burrito chalupa ....get back to mopping the floor Jose

Damn feels good being top 5

You not even top 500

 

[fuc_i_look_like]

I'm not going to go into details about the call center job I worked at...but stay the fuck away from call centers. They'll have you all the way fucked up

man i used to hit the abc store on my break every damn day, just to get thru the rest of my shift. call centers are truly hell on earth

 

[mrtdb]

I'm not going to go into details about the call center job I worked at...but stay the fuck away from call centers. They'll have you all the way fucked up

man i used to hit the abc store on my break every damn day, just to get thru the rest of my shift. call centers are truly hell on earth

this is no joke people...you don't know the meaning of micromanaged until you work in a call center...and they track every second of your shift.

 

[CashmoneyDux]

Half of you niggas were slaves and UOENO

 

[BlackAX410]

Worst job I had was when I was in PA for 6 months around age 18. I got there through a temp agency making 9.75 an hour I can't remember what that shit was called but I had to lift cinder blocks from 6AM til 4:30 PM. It took me like an hour to find this place as it was on a hill on a back road with no signs and 2 windows. I go in and the manager who looked like stone cold gives me a walk through and I notice I'm the only black dude in there and he grabs this filthy ass hard hat covered in asbestos and mesothelioma blows it off and hands it to me. They would drop pallets of cinder blocks off and I had to take em 1 by 1 and put em on a conveyor belt going like 3mph. Each block was like 50 pounds, then they moved me to an area where I had to grab 75 pound cinder blocks and stack em. Worst part was we only got 1 break that was 12:30-1 no 15 minute breaks or nothing bruh I was SICK. I went the next day and they sent me hope after 2 hours cuz I was too frail and slowing things up dawg I was so relieved they fired me I went home and took a 6 hour nap

lol frail ass nigga

Lol I was like 125 at the time lifting cinder blocks for 10 hours ain't the wave bruh, u can call me why you want I ain't get paid enough for that malarkey

 

[BlackAX410]

Worst job I had was when I was in PA for 6 months around age 18. I got there through a temp agency making 9.75 an hour I can't remember what that shit was called but I had to lift cinder blocks from 6AM til 4:30 PM. It took me like an hour to find this place as it was on a hill on a back road with no signs and 2 windows. I go in and the manager who looked like stone cold gives me a walk through and I notice I'm the only black dude in there and he grabs this filthy ass hard hat covered in asbestos and mesothelioma blows it off and hands it to me. They would drop pallets of cinder blocks off and I had to take em 1 by 1 and put em on a conveyor belt going like 3mph. Each block was like 50 pounds, then they moved me to an area where I had to grab 75 pound cinder blocks and stack em. Worst part was we only got 1 break that was 12:30-1 no 15 minute breaks or nothing bruh I was SICK. I went the next day and they sent me hope after 2 hours cuz I was too frail and slowing things up dawg I was so relieved they fired me I went home and took a 6 hour nap

This is the funniest story to me. Picking up cinder blocks for 10 hours with only a 30 min break. Lmao! I would've quit during first day or never came back the second day.

I just moved out there and needed rent money, shit was brutal tho, I've got a few more stories I can drop in this thread later but that job was the WOAT

 

[mrtdb]

^ lol...fuck dat...soon as I saw that Stone Cold look a like I would have dipped

 

[808HiLife808]

i picked up this side job at the bread factory. before that job, driving past that mf was a top 100 smell. anyway, it was already off to a not so hot start in the interview when the HR woman was smackin my ass and shit. she was this 60+ year old asian woman that had a body like the crypt keeper. she goes to get some papers for me to sign and i glance over at her notes and its talkin about "smells nice" "dressed nice" "tall"...like this bitch is writing down qualities for a date. shes asking me if im up to the challenge of this job and blah blah blah, and im like yeah, this is gonna be cake...

...that gotdamn place is HOT AS FUK! outside looking in, it never occurred to me that the shit was all ovens. i get in there and the foreman is showing me around. hes like "this is gonna be your area, the machine that stacks the pans is down so were gonna need you to stack the pans as they come outta the oven..." ( -_-)

dude gives me these rinky dink ass pot holders and is like ok youre good to go. 3 mins into this shit, the pans are hot as hell and the holders arent cuttin it. im like fuck it and im just lettin em hit the floor.

he comes by to see how im doin and sees the pans all over the floor. he asks me what happen and i just hold the pot holders up and give him the shaqface.jpg. he gives me some "better" mitts or whatever but i dont give a shit by this point and dont even attempt to catch em.

break time comes and dude tells me that they got this gatorade cooler on the side and to help myself. he sees my face and asks me "whats up with that look?" im like what look..he says the look people give when theyre not gonna come back..i tell him im gonna get some gatorade and go to the bathroom.

i grab a loaf of bread that just came out, got some gatorade and bounced.

never again...

to this day, i drive past that place and it dont even smell good anymore