Whens the last time you "dodged a bullet"

[mryounggun]

Told this story on here before...

Had just ended an 8 year relationship with my son's mother. Out there making up for lost time, smashing everything in sight. Somehow this 35 year-old hood rat broad with a fat ass ended up in my bed late one night. Condom broke, but I didn't realize it until it was too late. Shot the club up something crazy.

Life flashed before my eyes. Ended up fine though.

Bullet = dodged

 

[DillaDeaf]

Happened to me last nite, almost ended up with Meek Mill (the champion L's among L's champion) on my roster...

Word to @Sion

 

[808HiLife808]

This chick had left her husband and I started smashing it..a month or so into it i can't stand her ass and bounce..come to find out she was pregnant with the ex-husbands baby..if i stuck around she wasn't gonna say anything and try to pin that shit on me...she trapped 2 more dudes after me lol...tough break...

 

[mohamed]

Go look up my Ls of 2015 thread post. Yeah I'm still kid free.

 

[SolemnSauce]

my whole youth...raw dogging it

ain't have a baby till 2 years into marriage

can't tell me there ain't no gawd

 

[The_Jackal]

Told this story before IC got shut down by 4chan. Nigga was a 20 year old young buck just raw dogging all crazy. One botch got pregnant and I tried to do the right thing and be there for her. She refused to stop drinking and popping pills so I cut ties and told her when the child was born I'll be there. Her ex a sucker nigga tho and paid for a clutch abortion though.

 

[mryounggun]

Told this story before IC got shut down by 4chan. Nigga was a 20 year old young buck just raw dogging all crazy. One botch got pregnant and I tried to do the right thing and be there for her. She refused to stop drinking and popping pills so I cut ties and told her when the child was born I'll be there. Her ex a sucker nigga tho and paid for a clutch abortion though.

Ahahahahahaha. Literal LOL. No idea what that shit is so funny.

 

[HerbalVaporCapers]

Messed with this Nicaraguan girl, shit went great for like 3 weeks

She started flexing on me for no reason one day. Came out of nowhere like "When we have kids we have to raise them Christian (and not Muslim like me). I dont want to be responsible for them going to hell."

I laughed because I thought she was joking.

She wasn't. We split up not that long after. Within a year and a half this girl already got married, had a baby and gained a solid 45-50 pounds. Had a cat grateful I used protection all the times she said I didn't have to.

 

[The_Jackal]

Told this story before IC got shut down by 4chan. Nigga was a 20 year old young buck just raw dogging all crazy. One botch got pregnant and I tried to do the right thing and be there for her. She refused to stop drinking and popping pills so I cut ties and told her when the child was born I'll be there. Her ex a sucker nigga tho and paid for a clutch abortion though.

Ahahahahahaha. Literal LOL. No idea what that shit is so funny.

My nigga that shit was clutch. I wouldn't know what the fuck to do with a kid now and I'm 24. Fuck was I suppose to do at 20? Lol

 

[HerbalVaporCapers]

Also in a more literal sense, I almost got shot before. Just walking to work one day when a dude let off some shots at some folk. Had I been walking about about a foot to the right on the sidewalk I woulda gotten clipped somewhere from the shoulders up.

 

[gns]

T/s is a faggot

 

[Will Munny]

I almost quite literally dodged a bullet

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

last time i got shot at Halloween 2008

 

[king hassan]

The Rev was such a fine chic back in the day, she fat as fuck now, glad I dodged that bullet.

 

[mryounggun]

Told this story before IC got shut down by 4chan. Nigga was a 20 year old young buck just raw dogging all crazy. One botch got pregnant and I tried to do the right thing and be there for her. She refused to stop drinking and popping pills so I cut ties and told her when the child was born I'll be there. Her ex a sucker nigga tho and paid for a clutch abortion though.

Ahahahahahaha. Literal LOL. No idea what that shit is so funny.

My nigga that shit was clutch. I wouldn't know what the fuck to do with a kid now and I'm 24. Fuck was I suppose to do at 20? Lol

Word. I get it. He might be a sucka but you owe that nigga a drink. Even if he don't know what it's for.

 

[BobOblah]

Condom broke in 2 different girls in 2015, neither of which was my girl that I'm in a long and serious relationship with.

I felt it both times thank god

 

[Cabana_Da_Don]

This chick had left her husband and I started smashing it..a month or so into it i can't stand her ass and bounce..come to find out she was pregnant with the ex-husbands baby..if i stuck around she wasn't gonna say anything and try to pin that shit on me...she trapped 2 more dudes after me lol...tough break...

How long ago was this my nig.lolDid she get preg by 3 different dudes?

 

[AggieLean.]

Condom broke in 2 different girls in 2015, neither of which was my girl that I'm in a long and serious relationship with.

I felt it both times thank god

Yea, I messed around and put myself in this same situation a few years ago. Got this lil junt I'd drive up to Charlotte and see every once in awhile. We'd hang out, get drunk, and fug. Condom broke the last time, I realized it and told her we're going up to the cvs to get that plan b. Made a rookie mistake and didn't watch her take it. She's calling me when I'm a good 200 miles out talmbout she didn't take it. I knew when lil mama's period took place, so I was a wreck for a week. Just waiting on that I'm late call. I dodged a bullet, she called and said I was in the clear. Been on the straight, narrow path since

 

[BobOblah]

Condom broke in 2 different girls in 2015, neither of which was my girl that I'm in a long and serious relationship with.

I felt it both times thank god

Yea, I messed around and put myself in this same situation a few years ago. Got this lil junt I'd drive up to Charlotte and see every once in awhile. We'd hang out, get drunk, and fug. Condom broke the last time, I realized it and told her we're going up to the cvs to get that plan b. Made a rookie mistake and didn't watch her take it. She's calling me when I'm a good 200 miles out talmbout she didn't take it. I knew when lil mama's period took place, so I was a wreck for a week. Just waiting on that I'm late call. I dodged a bullet, she called and said I was in the clear. Been on the straight, narrow path since

bruh, I can barely handle the stress of the 2 minutes waiting for one of these.

A week would take my blood pressure to new levels.

I wish I could say I been on the straight and narrow smh

 

[soul rattler]

Met a chick 23 years older than me when I was 18 on MySpace. Imagine a THICK ass Lil Kim, BEFORE all the butcher job plastic surgeries. I had only fucked 2 girls before and never used a rubber. I called myself being prepared and brought protection ton but we got hot and heavy quick and I forgot about it.

Splashed all in her shit fam. She didn't say anything about it till 2 days later. Luckily I had a hood paying internship and offered to pay for the abortion if necessary. Even more lucky, I never had to and immediately blocked her ass. A lil nigga was shook.