When ur at work taking a mean shit n a coworker enter the restroom

[lamontbdc]

matches will work to kill the smell

 

[xxCivicxx]

Why do they make restrooms where the bathroom stalls don't go all the way to the ground? A nigga be thinking "i don't want nobody seeing my shoes and pants knowing that i'm shitting"

There's a pretty funny Seinfeld clip about this topic

I'm gonna see if I can find it when I get home

 

[700]

Courtesy flush my nigga

Courtesy flush

 

[mrrealone]

Man i gotta disinfect the hell out of the toilet before I sit down on it. Soap water, windex, alcohol pads. I don't trust the washing habits of most people at my job

Yup.

Find the bathroom w/ the least traffic, clean it and try to make as least contact as possible w/ the toilet and let it go lol. "Clean up", then do the shoe flush on the handle. Hopefully no coworkers walk in, if they do oh well. Or take no chances and wait till I get home.....

 

[illestni99ainne]

Taking shits at work taught me to never shake hands with white men. Motherfuckers never wash their hands

Man I saw this white mothafucka making a peanut butter sandwich in the restroom one time. Nasty ass

 

[VIBE]

I remember back in 4th grade, had to take the meanest shit of all time, was scared as fuck to shit in school. So, I went to the furthest bathroom I could find, was shitting peacefully until I heard some kids come in. I sat there.. hoping they wouldn't fuck w me, bitches kicked the door open and then my school shitting days were ruined..

sat there like this

yelling at these fucks to get out..

they laughed and ran out f the bathroom and I quickly wiped, washed up and ran to class

never shit in school again

 

[Fosheezy]

Them white folk be on the toilet striking up conversations about golf n shit

 

[Vader_F_Kennedy]

I remember in HS me and some friends were cuttin class we came across the janitor taking a shit my homie lit a smoke bomb and rolled it under the stall

 

[vageneral08]

I hate shitting next to someone. Hate it.

Man if this ain't the damn truth.....fucking up the process and shit

 

[Young_Chitlin]

No fucks given I shit in pride, stank the whole joint out then walk out like King Kong, ain't no shame in natural causes

 

[Young_Chitlin]

This might be the funnies scene Ive ever seen on TV

NH

 

[Young_Chitlin]

One time I shit in a handicap baño at work, the railings really allowed the gravitational pull to shit a pure one carajo

 

[alliknowishate]

Man I used to have to shit in port a potties and I used to throw half the roll down the shitter do the shit wouldn't splash back a quarter to wrap the seat and the rest to wipe my ass. Nfg

 

[Bcotton5]

Would never in my life shit in a porta potty

Ill shit outside before i do that

 

[deadeye]

On the rare occasion that I do, I tend to put on a show like I'm having bad diarrhea or constipated or something.

Funny how quick people run out of the bathroom after that.

 

[Max.]

I took a mean one today

 

[Trillaaaaaa]

Lmao i throw wet paper towels at coworkers every time i catch one taking a shit. They never know whos doing it lmao

I cant use public restrooms at all , ill hold it for hours to take a shit at the crib. I went all thru high school without ever taking a shit there

same here bro...I will use a public restroom, tho just not in the same establishment I attend school or work at.

When I'm at work and it really get crucial, I'll go next door to the HH Gregg and tear shit up. I was at school a couple months ago and the bubbleguts hit me outta nowhere, a bih ran half a mile on lunch break to the cvs and yellow taped that muhfucka

The doors on the stalls at school sit too damn high. I be recognizing niggas shoes and judging the hell out of them for using that nasty ass bathroom lol smh

 

[Max.]

I had. Fake ass mcrib today i had to go take a shit...it was stinky too i was ashamed ...washed my hands n

 

[dallas' 4 eva]

*taking a shit in a port a potty as I type post*

 

[BobOblah]

Them white folk be on the toilet striking up conversations about golf n shit

White man love a toilet convo