When ur at work taking a mean shit n a coworker enter the restroom

[genocidecutter]

This thread is funny

 

[Trollio]

Some nigga shitted in the urinal at my old job

 

[Brian B.]

*shittin as I type post*

buncha yall sum scarry ass "shit break" from American Pie ass mf's lol

 

[Beta]

Thread should be in donkey...

It needs it

 

[OhMars]

I remember back in 4th grade, had to take the meanest shit of all time, was scared as fuck to shit in school. So, I went to the furthest bathroom I could find, was shitting peacefully until I heard some kids come in. I sat there.. hoping they wouldn't fuck w me, bitches kicked the door open and then my school shitting days were ruined..

sat there like this

yelling at these fucks to get out..

they laughed and ran out f the bathroom and I quickly wiped, washed up and ran to class

never shit in school again

Maaannnn.....

In high school my boys found a nigga shitting, went to a shitty school so there weren't even doors on the stall. They proceeded to berate and accost the young man with rolled up paper. He had his hood on and kept his head down so I never knew who he was. That shit was hilarious

 

[ReppinTime]

White dude was training me for a new job randomly asked

"why do black people use toilet paper to build a nest on the toilet"

I asked him why do white people wipe their ass not wash their hands but want you to shake their hands?

Cac: *confused face* it's just germs

Cac: is that why u never shake my hand?

 

[Max.]

10 mins till im off this motha fucka bouta come out im hittn 100 mph down freeway

 

[dallas' 4 eva]

*taking a shit in a port a potty as I type post*

I did that once in the middle of July at a construction site. I felt ashamed to be in that nasty muthafucka but I had the bubble guts and had to go. I left work right afterwards and went to the crib to take a shower.

Bro I work on construction sites, shit is normal for me. Lol just carry some sanitizing and wet wipes and you golden.

 

[Bcotton5]

Some nigga shitted in the urinal at my old job

I aint seen that since elementary school lmao