When ur at work taking a mean shit n a coworker enter the restroom

[S2J]

I hate shitting next to someone. Hate it.

Says the white guy. Yall the ones do that! It be 8 empty stalls but Brad gon come sit right next to your stall, 'hey guy, big lunch huh'

 

[lamontbdc]

Why do they make restrooms where the bathroom stalls don't go all the way to the ground? A nigga be thinking "i don't want nobody seeing my shoes and pants knowing that i'm shitting"

For a nigga like me. While i'm shitting i'll peep the nigga shoes so i know who does and doesn't wash their hands. Straight head nods and deuces. No dap, no hugs, no handshakes

 

[blackgod813]

Lmao i throw wet paper towels at coworkers every time i catch one taking a shit. They never know whos doing it lmao

I cant use public restrooms at all , ill hold it for hours to take a shit at the crib. I went all thru high school without ever taking a shit there

I use to jak off in the stall...im lucky i aint catch a charge i was horney bak then

 

[blackgod813]

Also i dont touch my penis when i piss so i dont see why i must wash my hands

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

White man love a toilet convo

 

[lamontbdc]

White man love a toilet convo

and some of my white coworkers bring there food in the bathroom

 

[bgoat]

Why do they make restrooms where the bathroom stalls don't go all the way to the ground? A nigga be thinking "i don't want nobody seeing my shoes and pants knowing that i'm shitting"

For air circulation. Hot shitty air rises as for the cooler pissy air near the floor to come into the stalls.

 

[usmarin3]

White men be the type to take the first stall in a restroom by the door. A nigga going all the way to the back of the bus. lol

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

only thing for me about shitting in public is i use mad toilet paper, almost an entire roll if need be....shit gotta be spotless

 

[AP21]

man ya'll be killing me with the thread titles

weak

 

[MallyG]

yeah i hate shitting in stalls cause im kinda personal when i take a shit. i remember when i used to do valet parking at the hospital. i went all the way to like the tenth floor cause i didnt want nobody disturbing me while i shit. and quick question. why aint stalls lower? man i hate muthafuckas seeing my shoes.

I walk in and if a nikka peelin' paint off the wall with an ungodly odor, I gotta todip, but b4 I do, it's a natural reaction to peep the shoes. Later on I'll see them same shoes out on the floor and jus look at'em like...

 

[dwade206]

Remember I got locked in a stall after shitting and had to roll out from under the stall door to get out. Smh, shit was crazy.

 

[Will Munny]

I got my key card to unlock the fitness center just so I can take shits in the basement of the office building. I literally haven't used the weights once but I'm in there almost every day.

 

[MallyG]

And don't try to spray them bullshit ass fruity air "fresheners" either!

Nikkas be sprayin' Glade Apple Cinnamon sprays and all it smells like is you jus shit out an Apple pie. smh

 

[Will Munny]

This might be the funnies scene Ive ever seen on TV

 

[Stiff]

Shitting in public restrooms used to be such an alien concept to me but since I work the morning shift at my job it's pretty much a everyday routine for me to shit at work now

Luckily i work with mostly women so the men's bathroom is always clean. I've never been so comfortable in a public bathroom. Nigga be on the toilet chillin..almost like home.

 

[yahwehprofet]

Why do they make restrooms where the bathroom stalls don't go all the way to the ground? A nigga be thinking "i don't want nobody seeing my shoes and pants knowing that i'm shitting"

Seinfeld???

 

[usmarin3]

My homeboys wife showed me this thing one day that women use to mask their shit. It's some type of chemical where you put a drop in the toilet and it neutralizes the stench. I knew them bitches had a cheat sheet. lol

 

[qawshun]

Man i gotta disinfect the hell out of the toilet before I sit down on it. Soap water, windex, alcohol pads. I don't trust the washing habits of most people at my job

 

[lamontbdc]

This might be the funnies scene Ive ever seen on TV

not a dam thing funny bout that shit