When ur at work taking a mean shit n a coworker enter the restroom

[Tsotsi Cape Town]

No fucks given I shit in pride, stank the whole joint out then walk out like King Kong, ain't no shame in natural causes

 

[texasdaking88]

Man fuck them... I'mma go me.. What I hate the most is when a nigga Tryna fucking talk to me while I'm taking a shit... I wear a 17 so its easy to spot my feet... IDK why anyone would think this is the right time to have a conversation tho

 

[Will Munny]

I hate shitting next to someone. Hate it.

 

[dalyricalbandit]

Na man I can't take no shit with someone else shitting in the same room can't be mixing my aroma and the next person shit smell

 

[The_Jackal]

Man its just taking a shit if a niggas in a stall over then he just go have to deal with it lol

 

[illestni99ainne]

Man the worse is if you in there taking a shit and they turn the light out on you while you shitting. I be like MOTHAFUCKA!

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

I don't like to but if I gotta I don't give a shit I take one.

 

[ReppinTime]

If you stink up the bathroom so bad that I gotta hold my breath just know that I'm flippin that light switch off on ya dirty ass when I exit. Might even throw some wet paper towels in ya stall If ya stank really offend me.

 

[Bcotton5]

Lmao i throw wet paper towels at coworkers every time i catch one taking a shit. They never know whos doing it lmao

I cant use public restrooms at all , ill hold it for hours to take a shit at the crib. I went all thru high school without ever taking a shit there

 

[lord nemesis]

My job is 10 minutes from the crib so I take it to the house whenever I gotta shit.

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

im so glad that i essentially have my own bathroom now.....cuz that shit is mad uncomfortable,my homie was in stall next to me going number 2 one day sounded like he was beatboxing....i was scarred i now have a special set of earphone and a mini ipod just for the bathroom trips now

 

[T. Sanford]

I can't doo doo at away places. I gotta be home, so I can have home court advantage. I pee outside at work because white people at my job be having the doo doo stink game on lock smdh

 

[Dupac]

i shit anywhere i go.....no fucks given....

 

[mryounggun]

Working from home, FTW. Shit is glorious...mostly.

 

[detcatinva]

Freaking indians stay shitting at work. Man its terrible. Idk it has to be the rice and curry they eat

 

[ineedpussy]

yeah i hate shitting in stalls cause im kinda personal when i take a shit. i remember when i used to do valet parking at the hospital. i went all the way to like the tenth floor cause i didnt want nobody disturbing me while i shit. and quick question. why aint stalls lower? man i hate muthafuckas seeing my shoes.

 

[Lou Cypher]

I hate shitting at work. If i do it though i usually use the bathrooms in the back where patients do their UA's and stuff. Housekeeping cleans them up hourly so its almost always fresh in there and i never have to worry about folks walking in and bothering me. Just a bunch of people trying to open the door or banging on the door lol.

 

[bossdon201]

Taking shits at work taught me to never shake hands with white men. Motherfuckers never wash their hands

 

[leftcoastkev]

Taking shits at work taught me to never shake hands with white men. Motherfuckers never wash their hands

That and using a towel as a glove to save yo ass when opening the door on the way out.

But u ever see muthafuckers that do an obligatory rinse because they see u there washing your hands?

Like you be at the faucet in front of the mirror actually washing your hands with soap and water, then somebody come out of the stall, you look up, they look, and your eyes meet though the mirror, but THEY be on their way to walking out without washing.....but since they see YOU washing they turn around come to the faucet run the water and stick 1 hand in briefly and then immediately dry off.....

 

[usmarin3]

Why do they make restrooms where the bathroom stalls don't go all the way to the ground? A nigga be thinking "i don't want nobody seeing my shoes and pants knowing that i'm shitting"