What's the worst movie you ever seen?

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the worst movies i've seen in theaters Drop Dead Fred & the Spirit. Never walked outta a movie but seriously contemplated it during the Spirit. Was a young'n with Drop Dead Fred and just remember it be god awful.
 
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A$AP_A$TON;8477765 said:
BenjaminE;8467307 said:
BenjaminE;8452123 said:
Omg how can I forget this pile of shit?

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Someone back me up on this...

Haven't seen it but that shit got good ratings

That's the fucked up part... I picked it because it got great reviews... in fact, I had trouble finding a bad one... look...

So the movie starts off following this kid running around a farm in tightie-whities, and the camera is lingering on this kids ass for way too long (First red flag)... Then they dig up santa and elves start appearing... hundreds of them... but they aren't little people, the are OLD BEARDED CRUSTY NAKED OLD MEN!!!!

And they show everything... full frontal... dangling old men dick and nuts... and they start running around... there is one shot of hundreds of old men running in snow toward the camera, old nasty dick just bouncing around... That shot alone had to be on the screen for about five seconds (Count five seconds to yourself... that's a long time)...

That's not even the reason I turned it off... the timid little kid from the beginning turns into John McClain hanging off helicopters rounding up the "elves"... the movie completely changes genres from a suspensful horror movie to action fantasy kid film with full frontal old white dude nudity...

And to top it off, they never showed santa... he stuck in a block of ice the entire time...

 
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BenjaminE;8478746 said:
A$AP_A$TON;8477765 said:
BenjaminE;8467307 said:
BenjaminE;8452123 said:
Omg how can I forget this pile of shit?

rareexports_poster.jpg

Someone back me up on this...

Haven't seen it but that shit got good ratings

That's the fucked up part... I picked it because it got great reviews... in fact, I had trouble finding a bad one... look...

So the movie starts off following this kid running around a farm in tightie-whities, and the camera is lingering on this kids ass for way too long (First red flag)... Then they dig up santa and elves start appearing... hundreds of them... but they aren't little people, the are OLD BEARDED CRUSTY NAKED OLD MEN!!!!

And they show everything... full frontal... dangling old men dick and nuts... and they start running around... there is one shot of hundreds of old men running in snow toward the camera, old nasty dick just bouncing around... That shot alone had to be on the screen for about five seconds (Count five seconds to yourself... that's a long time)...

That's not even the reason I turned it off... the timid little kid from the beginning turns into John McClain hanging off helicopters rounding up the "elves"... the movie completely changes genres from a suspensful horror movie to action fantasy kid film with full frontal old white dude nudity...

And to top it off, they never showed santa... he stuck in a block of ice the entire time...

Lol!!!!;;;

 
JLlama1980;8483063 said:
Zodiac, Jakk Frost, Leonard 6, We Bought A Zoo, Insomnia

Your list includes a David Fincher film, a Christopher Nolan film, and Leonard Part 6... if you're not going to take this seriously, you are welcomed not to participate...

I said good day...
 
nawledge_god;8464670 said:
AP21;8450772 said:
back when me and my sister used to go spend the night with my aunt, she would take us to the local video rental store to get a couple movies...got fooled into checking this out based on the cover. Words can properly discuss how confused i was watching this

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To Be Fair The Sleepaway Camp Series Had Some Thick Nekkid Big Titted White Bitches...Shit Was GOAT For A Thristy Young Neega

bout to look this up on Kodi off the strength!

*tips hat*
 
Super Mario Bros definitely gets a nod for being one of the worst movies ever made...it's certainly the worst video game movie ever made. The whole plot to the story seemed nothing like Mario at all.

But this shit here....


Never, EVER again. Kevin Sorbo and Dean Cain should both be horsewhipped for being in this shit.
 
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Mister B.;8484850 said:
Super Mario Bros definitely gets a nod for being one of the worst movies ever made...it's certainly the worst video game movie ever made. The whole plot to the story seemed nothing like Mario at all.

But this shit here....


Never, EVER again. Kevin Sorbo and Dean Cain should both be horsewhipped for being in this shit.


Didn't Kevin Sorbo produce this?
 

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