What's the worst movie you ever seen?

[playmaker88]

Bullshit-ass movie.

Yo i forgot about this shit.. i was legit mad watching this shit .. nigga i would have been on that boat in less than 5 minutes.... im gonna flag you i hated this movie so much... hate it had to be you

 

[ThaNubianGod]

back when me and my sister used to go spend the night with my aunt, she would take us to the local video rental store to get a couple movies...got fooled into checking this out based on the cover. Words can properly discuss how confused i was watching this

Classic B Movie.Worse plot twist ever.

LOL, I remember seeing this as a kid. Movie was a Friday the 13th knock off, but the plot twist was hilarious as hell. I must have said "Oh damn! Oh dam!" a million times.

 

[mc317]

Eraserhead

 

[So ILL]

this shit here was so damn stupid. this nigga silk was acting this shit how he rap

Nigga anything with Slikk The Shocker is going to be stupid. Remember Hot Boyz? I was laughing the whole time he was being emotional when his girl got locked up.

nigga! Hot boys ... I got that in a 4 dvd set with caught up, foolish and phat beach from wal mart. That's on the it's so bad it's entertaining list. One of the most unintentionally funny movies I ever seen

Lmao!!!! Man, fuck whoever thought to package those shits together like they were are classics lol.

 

[So ILL]

Bullshit-ass movie.

Yo i forgot about this shit.. i was legit mad watching this shit .. nigga i would have been on that boat in less than 5 minutes.... im gonna flag you i hated this movie so much... hate it had to be you

Bruh, that shit was good and terrible. We were going to turn the channel but stopped like, "fuck it, we gon' clown this bullshit" lol. End of the movie finally came, and we're sitting there like this.

That whole movie after they got out there was bullshit. I wish I could backhand whoever wrote it. I bet the cast doesn't even talk about being in it like they would a good movie lol.

 

[jay83]

Alone in the dark ..great game horrible movie

We have a winner. A lot of those movies mentioned in this thread are bad but it's still funny to see how bad it is.

This movie actually had some hype and it's just bad. Not even funny bad like mortal kombat annihilation or troll 2.

You get nothing out of watching this movie. It's not even cheesey. You can still laugh at cheesey. It's just badly written, badly directed, just bad. At least super Mario was bad because videogame movies were still in the early stages. Alone in the dark wins this hands down. Lol. House of the dead comes close but that movie at least has funny parts.

 

[Splackavelli]

does this movie have titties in it!!?

if so.. U ANIMAL!! lol

Saw this before its about a devout Mormon who goes to Hollywood to do porn lmao

 

[Ghostdenithegawd]

yall have to watch this shit fuckin hilarious piece of shit movie

 

[Alpha_Ambition]

And

Bruh....ghost dog man KYS

 

[Crude_]

back when me and my sister used to go spend the night with my aunt, she would take us to the local video rental store to get a couple movies...got fooled into checking this out based on the cover. Words can properly discuss how confused i was watching this

Classic B Movie.Worse plot twist ever.

thought my sister and I were the only people to see this lmao

This is the one where the serial killer thought to be a man turned out to be the woman who was indeed a transvestite so it kinda was a man right??

That was actually the first one. A girl and a boy with a faggot (literally) father are in a boating accident and the girl and dad die so the little boy goes to live with an aunt who raises him like a girl since she already has a boy.

I think I seen that one too; I watched this shit when I was younger sometimes my mom would rent those VHS tapes for me on Saturday nights and I'd always get a scary movie or movies.

That little plot twist had me confused as hell as a kid, but as I got older and mind matured I put together what was going on.

Plot was trash and the twist was still horribly executed classic low budget horror flick of the 1980s.

 

[Rue_Flexington]

So Cloverfield was a good movie?

 

[AP21]

cloverfield was trash

 

[loch121]

How can this be left off?

 

[A$AP_A$TON]

Wait so that Sleep away camp had nothing to do with Jason or Freddie. I remember seeing the cover when I was a kid and I automatically put in my head that the girl was related to Jason and she was getting revenge. Lol

 

[A$AP_A$TON]

These reviews do a far better job of articulating my shock and horror of seeing this abomination from once great actors...

Seriously? Never in my mind I thought that such a cast would play in what I call the worst movie of the year. Acting was horrible. Story was non existent.

What made Rutger, Glover and Madsen play in this catastrophe? I don't mention the other actors, since they are not really actors. Baldwins' performance was no better than his other movies. Hannah should have stopped at "Mermaid". Maybe a free trip to Italy was the motivation?

Boring and tasteless. The director should quit and retire, the script writer should get a job as a ... anything else but script writing. The editor should be a janitor.

The audience will find it tortuous trying to decipher the point of Glover and Baldwin's rebel 'mission'. The rebel opposition consists of a group of pseudo-military types led by Rutger Hauer.

I'm not sure if the clownish attempt at acting like soldiers was due to the writers thinking it unnecessary to pay for technical consulting, or perhaps that really is how Italian soldiers work. Hauer appears in a state of constant obliviousness (which is reasonable, given the script).

Thin plots don't really bother me as long as there is a little bit of good acting, a character to root for, or at least entertaining action scenes. This movie, having none of those things, is utterly unappealing and thoroughly boring. The script was completely incomprehensible.

The actors never had a chance with this big steamy turd.

Possibly a cry for help, the film is essentially a window into a sick mind. In addition to all of that, is boring. Whomever made this should be embarrassed for themselves. Shooting a prostitute in the face with a shotgun immediately after performing oral services? That's your idea of entertainment? Tells me all I need to know about the depravity and limited artistic ability of its makers.

Not only did I not make it through the entire film. Lasted maybe 10 - 20 minutes. This abomination deserves to be blotted from memory and wiped from the face of the earth. If you made this film, or remotely enjoyed it, consider that you may be in need of psychological help.

Mind-numbingly boring film,the 'name actors' must have been paid a shed full of money to appear in this tedious drivel, there can be no other reason to perform in this 1/10 nonsense.

There is not one redeeming feature, the plot is overused and has large gaps in continuity, camera-work is amateur and at best bland, everyone looks and acts bored.

Script is beyond a joke - what a waste of so much talent on a vehicle that is this boring. Rutger Hauer etc should sack their agents for getting them involved in this, it was so embarrassing to watch I actually felt myself squirming as each ridiculous line was delivered and each plot gap widened by cutting to a scene which didn't follow on from the storyline, such as it were.

Do not waste time or money watching this, you will regret it.

Them reviews are comedy!

But damn where did Glover go wrong? Not to say he can't act anymore, but I guess the money must be impassable. Or maybe he likes doing these movies because they not a big deal and he can phone it in essentially

 

[PILL_COSBY]

 

[jono]

Bluehill Avenue

 

[Beta]

And

Bruh....ghost dog man KYS

Man fuck that movie lol

 

[nawledge_god]

back when me and my sister used to go spend the night with my aunt, she would take us to the local video rental store to get a couple movies...got fooled into checking this out based on the cover. Words can properly discuss how confused i was watching this

To Be Fair The Sleepaway Camp Series Had Some Thick Nekkid Big Titted White Bitches...Shit Was GOAT For A Thristy Young Neega

 

[AP21]

Wait so that Sleep away camp had nothing to do with Jason or Freddie. I remember seeing the cover when I was a kid and I automatically put in my head that the girl was related to Jason and she was getting revenge. Lol

no fam...NOT at all

the cover is the ONLY reason we rented it

now, iirc, she...he....it killed other campers with a chainsaw, killed them while wearing a mask, and i dont think the glove came into play at all