what's the most GRIMY shi!t U ever done??

[juelz9716]

Was fuckin wit this chick and her BF who she lived with found out and started talking shit.. One night while he was at work she callled me over.. He was a security guard so he worked the night hours.. I smashed and took the semen soaked condom and put it in his uniform shirt pocket.. Couple days later this chick storms my job all busted up, bulging eyes and busted lips and shit.. lol Talking about where she suppose to live now because he put her ass out.. I laughed in her face and told her she needs to check in at a shelter and call 1-800-DOMESTIC VIOLENCE..

this has 2 b one of the funniest things i ever heard

 

[death187sin]

it was around 11pm someone called my number by accident and ask for a small pizza...i immediately said "pick u or delivery" took their order and told them i'd be there in 20 minutes...

i once sold this package to this dude and then had my mans rob him for the same package...

i met this girl thru work, sweet talked her and everything come to find out she was engaged...so i told her i wouldnt fuck with her because she was engaged so she broke it off...after beatin them guts for a little while i stopped calling and answering her calls...she ended up callin my phone, callin my job asking ppl for me and i had to sneak outta my job and get my car painted a different color til she got the picture...

i was fuckin with this chick and she wouldnt take im not fuckin with u for an answer...so i play cool for like 3 months and i told her i was goin away on vacation..then i had my friend call her from his phone and tell her i was in the hospital...she was callin leavin messages crying playin slow sad music..i eventually had him tell her i died..

Damnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[ompalompa]

Because i had a big weed clientel, anyways one of them was the police womans sister, so i fucked her in her house and stole her police hat!! put it in my room for her next police visit....never came though...and her sister is now my neighbour

 

[greatptah]

So my bestfriend, met this chick on Myspace. Started hanging with the bitch HARD, telling me how he was gonna fuck her this that and the third. He would bring her around all of us, but wouldn't let anyone be with her while he wasn't there. I didn't care the for bitch at all, well a few months go by, and I'm the only nigga in the group not all over the bitch. Well during Halloween she made a comment about wanting to give me a lap dance(No one else heard) So I go in the next room with her and she just starts making out with me, we week later I fucked her outside on the ground on the side of my house. The bitch gets pregnent, and I made her abort it(Which was a hard thing for her to do being she was catholic) I tell my best friend about, and watched ass his soul burned real slow.

 

[mscayennepeppa]

Well lemme see...One time i was messing with a dude who i knew had a girl, I told him I was pregnant(i wasnt) and that I was keeping it ,knowing he wasnt trying to get in trouble. He gave me the money for me to terminate it and i went shopping like a mug....lol

One time i was dating this guy, and his friend was liking me on the low, calling me, telling how his friend was tryna play me , so i used to gas his head up telling him all types of stuff, one day he sends me a pic of his wood,lol, so i forwarded the picture to his friends phone, they stopped talking because of that lol

When I was in high school, me and home girls used to take dudes videogames and sell them, they never knew where that Madden went lol

 

[CASH RULES]

The Count of Monte Cristo revenge stories are the best. Thumbs up.

damn the count was a G b

 

[princetavern]

This thread reminds me of a lot of funny shit I did when I was younger.

I'm gonna drop a single team effort though, from this kid's party we crashed while his parents were out of town.

* Stole his pet dog's medicine and went around selling it to people at the party saying it was X

* Stole a bunch of newly delivered UPS boxes and took them out front to open them. They were all woman's clothes so we threw it all into the tree in his front yard.

* Stole his weed stash from his bedroom and sold it to some other dude at the party.

* Sold some girl a counterfeit SEPTA pass because she had no way home, knowing that the pass wouldn't work and she'd likely get locked up.

* Stole a sheet of his little sister's school picture, cut them out and wrote their house number on the back with an erotic message, and left them all around town.

* Hid empty beer cans all over the house, then later that week called the house several times asking his mom to look for things we left in specific areas (class ring in a vase, shoes under her bed, wallet in the couch) so she'd find the cans all over.

* Turned all the knobs on the pipes in his basement so something would flood (ended up being the upstairs bathroom sink and the laundry sink in the basement)

* Pissed in his clothes drawers in his room

* Pissed on his moms bed

* Generally trashed his basement

Needless to say he got thrown out of the house

 

[babyfakmageeaxs]

This thread reminds me of a lot of funny shit I did when I was younger.
I'm gonna drop a single team effort though, from this kid's party we crashed while his parents were out of town.

* Stole his pet dog's medicine and went around selling it to people at the party saying it was X
* Stole a bunch of newly delivered UPS boxes and took them out front to open them. They were all woman's clothes so we threw it all into the tree in his front yard.
* Stole his weed stash from his bedroom and sold it to some other dude at the party.
* Sold some girl a counterfeit SEPTA pass because she had no way home, knowing that the pass wouldn't work and she'd likely get locked up.
* Stole a sheet of his little sister's school picture, cut them out and wrote their house number on the back with an erotic message, and left them all around town.
* Hid empty beer cans all over the house, then later that week called the house several times asking his mom to look for things we left in specific areas (class ring in a vase, shoes under her bed, wallet in the couch) so she'd find the cans all over.
* Turned all the knobs on the pipes in his basement so something would flood (ended up being the upstairs bathroom sink and the laundry sink in the basement)
* Pissed in his clothes drawers in his room
* Pissed on his moms bed
* Generally trashed his basement

Needless to say he got thrown out of the house

Im literally speechless

 

[Dupac]

This thread reminds me of a lot of funny shit I did when I was younger.

I'm gonna drop a single team effort though, from this kid's party we crashed while his parents were out of town.

* Stole his pet dog's medicine and went around selling it to people at the party saying it was X

* Stole a bunch of newly delivered UPS boxes and took them out front to open them. They were all woman's clothes so we threw it all into the tree in his front yard.

* Stole his weed stash from his bedroom and sold it to some other dude at the party.

* Sold some girl a counterfeit SEPTA pass because she had no way home, knowing that the pass wouldn't work and she'd likely get locked up.

* Stole a sheet of his little sister's school picture, cut them out and wrote their house number on the back with an erotic message, and left them all around town.

* Hid empty beer cans all over the house, then later that week called the house several times asking his mom to look for things we left in specific areas (class ring in a vase, shoes under her bed, wallet in the couch) so she'd find the cans all over.

* Turned all the knobs on the pipes in his basement so something would flood (ended up being the upstairs bathroom sink and the laundry sink in the basement)

* Pissed in his clothes drawers in his room

* Pissed on his moms bed

* Generally trashed his basement

Needless to say he got thrown out of the house

i'd prollie still be in jail

 

[HPTzFinest]

was dating this older chick when i was bout 19. she had a kid i couldnt stand, and i didnt really like her either, her and i were in the kitchen, her baby was on the couch (he about 1), i leave the kitchen come to the living room, and see this lil nigga chewing on something. i take it out his mouth. its a damn razor blade... i held the blade in my hand for a good 20 seconds! and i just handed it right back to him lo he put it back in his mouth we kept chilling LOL .

she came in saw him chewing on it and lost it.... y do i still think this is funny lol.

u r wrong for that one....damn.

 

[HPTzFinest]

When i was 15 i took my girl to the dollar movies..five minutes into the movies we decide to go to the car so i can get my Travis barker on (no dizz, no texasboi) and i end up nuttin all over my back seat. Now back then i had a 98 camry with cloth seats, so the stain was huge and noticeable. Next day moms asks me what happened in the back, and of course i lie and say my friend spilled ice cream on the seat, and i would clean up the stain after i shower. When i came back downstairs she was cleaning my nut stain out the back seat..............

I had sex with my homeboys girl while they were taking a "break"

ive cum in girls mouths without telling em several times

Had sex with my ex in her new boyfriends car...........and i nut in her, and he ate her out when she got home

Hit a chick up on craiglist, went to the house, donated some moola for her time, smashed it to kibble n bits, then when she went to the bathroom after we finished, i grabbed my "donation" and ran out

i tip my hat to you sir.

 

[HPTzFinest]

when i was 19, i wanted to fuck this 16 yrs old girl. she was sexy as hell. so one night me her and my best friend who is also a girl when to the porno shop. my best friend wanted some porn so we in got some thing and got out. when i drop my best friend at her house, this girl said she was horny and i beat the p up twice with no rubber. after i drop her off at her house i saw her older sister and decide to stay at the house. so i went int o her room and lock the door. i get her a massage and then i started to finger pop her and finally fuck. no rubber again.after that i was fucking both of them all the time in the same day. funniest thing to see them sux me off and me not washing up after the sex.

i'm saluting you right now.

 

[Yung_Souf_Money]

digged in my ass and swirled my finger in some guys soda

 

[HPTzFinest]

Well lemme see...One time i was messing with a dude who i knew had a girl, I told him I was pregnant(i wasnt) and that I was keeping it ,knowing he wasnt trying to get in trouble. He gave me the money for me to terminate it and i went shopping like a mug....lol One time i was dating this guy, and his friend was liking me on the low, calling me, telling how his friend was tryna play me , so i used to gas his head up telling him all types of stuff, one day he sends me a pic of his wood,lol, so i forwarded the picture to his friends phone, they stopped talking because of that lol

When I was in high school, me and home girls used to take dudes videogames and sell them, they never knew where that Madden went lol

smh....the definition of grimey.

 

[CASH RULES]

This thread reminds me of a lot of funny shit I did when I was younger.

I'm gonna drop a single team effort though, from this kid's party we crashed while his parents were out of town.

* Stole his pet dog's medicine and went around selling it to people at the party saying it was X

* Stole a bunch of newly delivered UPS boxes and took them out front to open them. They were all woman's clothes so we threw it all into the tree in his front yard.

* Stole his weed stash from his bedroom and sold it to some other dude at the party.

* Sold some girl a counterfeit SEPTA pass because she had no way home, knowing that the pass wouldn't work and she'd likely get locked up.

* Stole a sheet of his little sister's school picture, cut them out and wrote their house number on the back with an erotic message, and left them all around town.

* Hid empty beer cans all over the house, then later that week called the house several times asking his mom to look for things we left in specific areas (class ring in a vase, shoes under her bed, wallet in the couch) so she'd find the cans all over.

* Turned all the knobs on the pipes in his basement so something would flood (ended up being the upstairs bathroom sink and the laundry sink in the basement)

* Pissed in his clothes drawers in his room

* Pissed on his moms bed

* Generally trashed his basement

Needless to say he got thrown out of the house

hahahaha dayum b props. shit like that takes some kinda plannin and coordination skill yadiggsme. put that shit on ya cv.

 

[HPTzFinest]

This thread reminds me of a lot of funny shit I did when I was younger.

I'm gonna drop a single team effort though, from this kid's party we crashed while his parents were out of town.

* Stole his pet dog's medicine and went around selling it to people at the party saying it was X

* Stole a bunch of newly delivered UPS boxes and took them out front to open them. They were all woman's clothes so we threw it all into the tree in his front yard.

* Stole his weed stash from his bedroom and sold it to some other dude at the party.

* Sold some girl a counterfeit SEPTA pass because she had no way home, knowing that the pass wouldn't work and she'd likely get locked up.

* Stole a sheet of his little sister's school picture, cut them out and wrote their house number on the back with an erotic message, and left them all around town.

* Hid empty beer cans all over the house, then later that week called the house several times asking his mom to look for things we left in specific areas (class ring in a vase, shoes under her bed, wallet in the couch) so she'd find the cans all over.

* Turned all the knobs on the pipes in his basement so something would flood (ended up being the upstairs bathroom sink and the laundry sink in the basement)

* Pissed in his clothes drawers in his room

* Pissed on his moms bed

* Generally trashed his basement

Needless to say he got thrown out of the house

willing to be my next check that this dude is a whiteboy.

 

[BeleeDatPleighboy]

originally posted by princetavern
this thread reminds me of a lot of funny shit i did when i was younger.
I'm gonna drop a single team effort though, from this kid's party we crashed while his parents were out of town.

* stole his pet dog's medicine and went around selling it to people at the party saying it was x
* stole a bunch of newly delivered ups boxes and took them out front to open them. They were all woman's clothes so we threw it all into the tree in his front yard.
* stole his weed stash from his bedroom and sold it to some other dude at the party.
* sold some girl a counterfeit septa pass because she had no way home, knowing that the pass wouldn't work and she'd likely get locked up.
* stole a sheet of his little sister's school picture, cut them out and wrote their house number on the back with an erotic message, and left them all around town.
* hid empty beer cans all over the house, then later that week called the house several times asking his mom to look for things we left in specific areas (class ring in a vase, shoes under her bed, wallet in the couch) so she'd find the cans all over.
* turned all the knobs on the pipes in his basement so something would flood (ended up being the upstairs bathroom sink and the laundry sink in the basement)
* pissed in his clothes drawers in his room
* pissed on his moms bed
* generally trashed his basement

needless to say he got thrown out of the house

hahahahahahaha!!!!

 

[DEE-LICIOUS]

hmmm...i guess i can tell 1 story and not get struck by lightning....

Cheated on my man with this cat. Had him taking me out on dates, taking me shopping, etc etc for about 6 months but only when i would go home for the wknd and my man would have to work and what not. Never had sex with him or did more than kiss. Stayed giving him excuses why I oculdnt see him during the week (me and my man basically shacked up 2gether). He had everyone in his hood thinkin i was his girl. etc etc finally one night I went to this party, he was there, we left together, went to a hotel and Did the damn thing. The next morning I left him in the room, I got home, changed my #, wouldnt answer his emails, and never talked to him again till a year later when I saw him while I was on vacation. He hates me. Hates.

 

[DEE-LICIOUS]

told this chick's husband, "yo come home to your wife man" when he called on the phone after takin a trip to jamaica

made my own account on this chicc that i was fuccin with man xbox

LMAO them damn IC stories lmao

 

[Blue Virgo]

Damn...I haven't lived.
I colored outside the lines once--on purpose.