what's the most GRIMY shi!t U ever done??

[BeleeDatPleighboy]

finally, some ladies coming into the confessional....

 

[usmarin3]

hmmm...i guess i can tell 1 story and not get struck by lightning....

Cheated on my man with this cat. Had him taking me out on dates, taking me shopping, etc etc for about 6 months but only when i would go home for the wknd and my man would have to work and what not. Never had sex with him or did more than kiss. Stayed giving him excuses why I oculdnt see him during the week (me and my man basically shacked up 2gether). He had everyone in his hood thinkin i was his girl. etc etc finally one night I went to this party, he was there, we left together, went to a hotel and Did the damn thing. The next morning I left him in the room, I got home, changed my #, wouldnt answer his emails, and never talked to him again till a year later when I saw him while I was on vacation. He hates me. Hates.

That turned me on for some reason, i love a bitch with no conscience. Hit me up if you ever come to Florida Dee.

 

[stilldat_dude]

Well lemme see...One time i was messing with a dude who i knew had a girl, I told him I was pregnant(i wasnt) and that I was keeping it ,knowing he wasnt trying to get in trouble. He gave me the money for me to terminate it and i went shopping like a mug....lol

One time i was dating this guy, and his friend was liking me on the low, calling me, telling how his friend was tryna play me , so i used to gas his head up telling him all types of stuff, one day he sends me a pic of his wood,lol, so i forwarded the picture to his friends phone, they stopped talking because of that lol

When I was in high school, me and home girls used to take dudes videogames and sell them, they never knew where that Madden went lol

Awwwww hellllllllllllllllll 2 the nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that shit should be punishable by death lmao. You took the madden in the words of Cedric "I wish a motherfucker WOULD"

 

[DEE-LICIOUS]

That turned me on for some reason, i love a bitch with no conscience. Hit me up if you ever come to Florida Dee.

lmao I'll be in Tampa in June

 

[death187sin]

hmmm...i guess i can tell 1 story and not get struck by lightning....

Cheated on my man with this cat. Had him taking me out on dates, taking me shopping, etc etc for about 6 months but only when i would go home for the wknd and my man would have to work and what not. Never had sex with him or did more than kiss. Stayed giving him excuses why I oculdnt see him during the week (me and my man basically shacked up 2gether). He had everyone in his hood thinkin i was his girl. etc etc finally one night I went to this party, he was there, we left together, went to a hotel and Did the damn thing. The next morning I left him in the room, I got home, changed my #, wouldnt answer his emails, and never talked to him again till a year later when I saw him while I was on vacation. He hates me. Hates.

damn... did ya boo ever find out??

 

[death187sin]

That turned me on for some reason, i love a bitch with no conscience. Hit me up if you ever come to Florida Dee.

Smooth post right here^

 

[DEE-LICIOUS]

damn... did ya boo ever find out??

Hell to the naw! lol He used to be suspicious of all the new shit I had, cause he knew I ain't have a job and he said my mom would never pay for some of the stuff I used to bring home but he never had no proof of anything so he couldnt really say too much. And he used to hate my cousins cause he said they never stayed in the house and were fast asses. lol they were my alibi when I went on dates and crap.

 

[death187sin]

Hell to the naw! lol He used to be suspicious of all the new shit I had, cause he knew I ain't have a job and he said my mom would never pay for some of the stuff I used to bring home but he never had no proof of anything so he couldnt really say too much. And he used to hate my cousins cause he said they never stayed in the house and were fast asses. lol they were my alibi when I went on dates and crap.

LOL.. Just seems like allot of effort to cover it up.. I can't talk though.. I once told my main squeeze that my Grandmother died and I had to fly to California for the services when the whole time I was shacked up in a hotel just blocks from the house wit some Indian chick who paid for everything..

 

[ar1134]

back in high school this chick was crazy in love wit me and the feeling wasnt mutual. i only made matters worse by taking advantage of her like the dog i am and fuckin her. she was pissin me off always callin me like 2o times a ay from different numbers. im wit mah nigga and she pops up at da crib w/o calling.we smoke some bud and she tryna fuck wit a nigga but im playin her. mah nigga wanted to hit so i tell her that she gotta fuck wit ah nigga too. she says imma do it for you and she let the nigga hit in my house. after that i had to stop fuckin wit her all together. u seriously have to have some low self esteem as a girl for me to tell you to fuck mah nigga and u go do it

I've done that shit too. Except i told the chick she had to let my older brother splash 'cause i had to go to work and didnt have time. I told her to take a bath first too,'cause her puss had that middle of the summertime sweaty smell (you best believe i did the smell test). She was in the tub before i left the house.

 

[DEE-LICIOUS]

LOL.. Just seems like allot of effort to cover it up.. I can't talk though.. I once told my main squeeze that my Grandmother died and I had to fly to California for the services when the whole time I was shacked up in a hotel just blocks from the house wit some Indian chick who paid for everything..

lol i mean it wasnt a lot of effort. He'd be like what u doin tonight? And I'd be like me and my cousins are goin out. The more effort you make, the easier it is to get caught. lol simplicity is key. He used to be like where u gettin all this shit from? And I'd be like my mom loves me.

 

[lilhd47]

made her get a abortion on valentines day..then bought her a single rose with her money

 

[death187sin]

made her get a abortion on valentines day..then bought her a single rose with her money

Now That's Bauce!!

 

[Fly society513]

SMDH at thes chicks in relationships.

These stories would really make you not trust a chick

 

[one_manshow]

SMDH at thes chicks in relationships.

These stories would really make you not trust a chick

A wise man doesn't put his trust into a chick unless she past multiple test and earns it....its sad to see how niggas are quick to wife up a chick without the correct background info.

 

[Yung_Souf_Money]

yeah theres some shiesty brawds out there

 

[death187sin]

a wise man doesn't put his trust into a chick unless she past multiple test and earns it....its sad to see how niggas are quick to wife up a chick without the correct background info.

solid post^

 

[MF_Doomerville]

I went to this restaurant once and I needed to release a kraken so I went to the restrooms but the damn restrooms were so filthy, I just took a shit on the floor next to the toilet. I wasent about to sit my ass on that nasty toilet seat.

 

[Bwoahmizzee]

one time I told somebody " Imma be there in 15 minutes"

My GPS said 17 minutes but I just straight lied anyway on some super grimey shit like " Yo Imma be there in 15!"

One time I left a restaraunt without tipping. The waiter said " No Tip?"

I said yeah " Stop expecting so much"

straight grime time over here shorty

 

[texas409]

this was a classic thread

niggas got dirt under they nails in here

 

[2Gee4FourRoomz]

i would share my story but then the feds and police would be swarming over this forum...i thinks its better not to snitch on myself, but damn it was super grimey B.