what's the most GRIMY shi!t U ever done??

[1of1]

Back in my freshman year in college, Me and this dude was wrestling and I lost. And his friend videotaped it to put on youtube. Well when the guy who videotaped my loss left the dorm to go smoke I filled his door with paper and glue so he couldnt get back in. The next morning I saw him sleeping on the floor in the hallway and later on heard him telling his friend he overslept and missed his test. What was even funnier was that a campus repairman had to put a new handle on the door.

LMAO!! You were mad at the wrong person. What if you won?

That dude took an L sleeping on the floor though that's funny as hell.

 

[BeleeDatPleighboy]

bare ass farted on my girlfriends cheek while she was sleeping. it was wet too.

^^^^^^

You know that causes pink eye right???

LMFAO

 

[grumpy_new_yorker]

a few years ago..i wanted to get at this bad chick. bad as hell..short, ass was phat. i was a nice guy then, so i was takin her out n shit, movies, dates, etc and got no puss. she wasnt feeling me like that and i could tell but i was still trying too hard. we were in school then so id drop her off at her room, go back to the crib to chill. one night i called her after that and she sounded like she was asleep, but i could tell she was in a car. After her and i fell out, i found out that she was fuckin some nigga. So we stopped talking yet i still wanted to hit it. I set out to get her ass back. when she was home, she stayed about 30 minutes away from where i was from. So fast forward a year an a half and she hits me up on facebook out of the blue. Im like yeah im about to get this bitch back. I started being HOH and she loved the shit. She would take me out to dinner n shit.bought me a ps3...started loving the dick and tongue and i made her think we were going to be in a relationship. She told me she loved me...after telling me it took her alot to put her guard down from being hurt so much before. So after i got this bitch eating out the palm of my hand...i told her i had got with someone else and told her to kick rocks. that bitch was hurt.

you should of gottin a platinum trophey for that mane

 

[one_manshow]

Never knows who lurks on here so I will just enjoy the stories *cough cough* ducktales some y'all telling.

 

[P-Unit Productions]

When my son was born, I got leave to go home and spend time with him and my BM(Now my wife). It was the day after he was born, so they were still in the hospital. Anyways, one of my homeboys wanted to go out and celebrate, so I went out. There was this bad ass korean chick that came out with one of his homegirls....Long story short, she ended up feelin a nigga and wanted me to come back to the crib with her....so i called the BM and acted like I was trashed and I was gonna stay the night at my homeys house so i wouldnt have to drive back to the hospital. Needless to say I went to ol girl house and smashed....all while still having the bracelet on from the hospital saying i was the father of a new baby. Went back to the hospital the next morningl and played that shit like I was hungover, when I was really was in some Asian bitches guts....

yall niggaz crazy...lol

 

[R.D.]

told this chick's husband, "yo come home to your wife man" when he called on the phone after takin a trip to jamaica

made my own account on this chicc that i was fuccin with man xbox

*dead*........

 

[ChillaDaKilla]

I remember being 13 and breaking my mom's painting encased in glass by stepping on it. I aint wanna get in trouble so I hid it on the couch and my fatass sister sat down on it and she ended up getting in trouble for breaking it.

 

[So ILL]

Damn some of u niggas are cold blooded lmao

But I can remember waking a little kid up out of her sleep and kicking her room so that I could smash her older cousin at 2 am

One time when this female came to the crib when I was sleep without calling first (she stays a half hour away). I met her at the door and told her to go home and closed the door in her face, and went back in the room and went back to sleep like nothing happened

This overweight paraplegic woman was crying in her motorized wheelchair when she passed me on the sidewalk a while ago and when she passed, she looked up at me and I laughed at her when I saw the tears in her eyes (Yeah, I know I'm goin to Hell SMH)

When I was 19 and I worked at this pizza restaraunt I randomly cooked up like 10 large pizzas and a whole bunch of sides and shit and took them home 3 hours early after my boss pissed me off

I remember the day after new years I was hungover and my girl's sister called me for a ride to work cause her car was messed up.....I talked to her and everything about a ride but I still didn't go get her because she made me mad a few days prior to that when she ate up my buffalo wings when I went to the store real quick to get some Arizona Tea.....she ended up getting fired from her job because that was the last day she could have been late lol

 

[BeleeDatPleighboy]

damn some of u niggas are cold blooded lmao

but i can remember waking a little kid up out of her sleep and kicking her room so that i could smash her older cousin at 2 am

one time when this female came to the crib when i was sleep without calling first (she stays a half hour away). I met her at the door and told her to go home and closed the door in her face, and went back in the room and went back to sleep like nothing happened

this overweight paraplegic woman was crying in her motorized wheelchair when she passed me on the sidewalk a while ago and when she passed, she looked up at me and i laughed at her when i saw the tears in her eyes (yeah, i know i'm goin to hell smh)

when i was 19 and i worked at this pizza restaraunt i randomly cooked up like 10 large pizzas and a whole bunch of sides and shit and took them home 3 hours early after my boss pissed me off

i remember the day after new years i was hungover and my girl's sister called me for a ride to work cause her car was messed up.....i talked to her and everything about a ride but i still didn't go get her because she made me mad a few days prior to that when she ate up my buffalo wings when i went to the store real quick to get some arizona tea.....she ended up getting fired from her job because that was the last day she could have been late lol

^^^^^^
flat -fuckin- line

 

[earth two superman]

put a dead possum on the windshield of this truck that kept parking in my dads parking spot in front of our house

 

[bull6599]

My freshmen year of college I lived next door to my cousin (not really, but were like family). Her roommate liked me from the day I moved in but she knew I had a girl & I wasnt trying to cheat. 1 night about 3 weeks into the semester she called & said she didnt give a fuck anymore & she wanted the dick. My cousin was gone so I went over there & smashed shorty raw for like 2 hours. I climbed outta that pussy about 11:55 pm. @ 12 am I called my girl to wish her a happy birthday and sang to her as I was washing shorty pussy juice off my nuts.

 

[Reggie80]

I fucked my mans moms

 

[ChillaDaKilla]

I remember selling a porno tape to this freshman in high school that had Sinnamon Love on it. nigga was all geeked up and excited but I broke into his locker and stole the tape and replaced it with a infomercial of Dionne Warwick doing her psychic friends bullshit.

I dont know why I did that just thought it would be funny

Grimiest thing I did though was drive my ex who I was dating at the time to the airport to pick up my new girl (current)

i had her step out the car while I drove off with a new bitch in her seat look on her face was priceless

 

[texas409]

told this chick's husband, "yo come home to your wife man" when he called on the phone after takin a trip to jamaica

made my own account on this chicc that i was fuccin with man xbox

..............

 

[death187sin]

back in my freshman year in college, me and this dude was wrestling and i lost. And his friend videotaped it to put on youtube. Well when the guy who videotaped my loss left the dorm to go smoke i filled his door with paper and glue so he couldnt get back in. The next morning i saw him sleeping on the floor in the hallway and later on heard him telling his friend he overslept and missed his test. What was even funnier was that a campus repairman had to put a new handle on the door.

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[theprince]

LOL @ this self-snitching thread

yup. what he said. Good read, but my posts stay in pocket.

 

[death187sin]

yup. what he said. Good read, but my posts stay in pocket.

lol..........................................

 

[G.R.I.P. Money $$$]

When i was 15 i took my girl to the dollar movies..five minutes into the movies we decide to go to the car so i can get my Travis barker on (no dizz, no texasboi) and i end up nuttin all over my back seat. Now back then i had a 98 camry with cloth seats, so the stain was huge and noticeable. Next day moms asks me what happened in the back, and of course i lie and say my friend spilled ice cream on the seat, and i would clean up the stain after i shower. When i came back downstairs she was cleaning my nut stain out the back seat..............

I had sex with my homeboys girl while they were taking a "break"

ive cum in girls mouths without telling em several times

Had sex with my ex in her new boyfriends car...........and i nut in her, and he ate her out when she got home

Hit a chick up on craiglist, went to the house, donated some moola for her time, smashed it to kibble n bits, then when she went to the bathroom after we finished, i grabbed my "donation" and ran out

Trill .

 

[TANGLUNG]

a few years ago..i wanted to get at this bad chick. bad as hell..short, ass was phat. i was a nice guy then, so i was takin her out n shit, movies, dates, etc and got no puss. she wasnt feeling me like that and i could tell but i was still trying too hard. we were in school then so id drop her off at her room, go back to the crib to chill. one night i called her after that and she sounded like she was asleep, but i could tell she was in a car. After her and i fell out, i found out that she was fuckin some nigga. So we stopped talking yet i still wanted to hit it. I set out to get her ass back. when she was home, she stayed about 30 minutes away from where i was from. So fast forward a year an a half and she hits me up on facebook out of the blue. Im like yeah im about to get this bitch back. I started being HOH and she loved the shit. She would take me out to dinner n shit.bought me a ps3...started loving the dick and tongue and i made her think we were going to be in a relationship. She told me she loved me...after telling me it took her alot to put her guard down from being hurt so much before. So after i got this bitch eating out the palm of my hand...i told her i had got with someone else and told her to kick rocks. that bitch was hurt.

The Count of Monte Cristo revenge stories are the best. Thumbs up.

 

[juelz9716]

it was around 11pm someone called my number by accident and ask for a small pizza...i immediately said "pick u or delivery" took their order and told them i'd be there in 20 minutes...

i once sold this package to this dude and then had my mans rob him for the same package...

i met this girl thru work, sweet talked her and everything come to find out she was engaged...so i told her i wouldnt fuck with her because she was engaged so she broke it off...after beatin them guts for a little while i stopped calling and answering her calls...she ended up callin my phone, callin my job asking ppl for me and i had to sneak outta my job and get my car painted a different color til she got the picture...

i was fuckin with this chick and she wouldnt take im not fuckin with u for an answer...so i play cool for like 3 months and i told her i was goin away on vacation..then i had my friend call her from his phone and tell her i was in the hospital...she was callin leavin messages crying playin slow sad music..i eventually had him tell her i died..