what's the most GRIMY shi!t U ever done??

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death187sin;428764 said:
Was fuckin wit this chick and her BF who she lived with found out and started talking shit.. One night while he was at work she callled me over.. He was a security guard so he worked the night hours.. I smashed and took the semen soaked condom and put it in his uniform shirt pocket.. Couple days later this chick storms my job all busted up, bulging eyes and busted lips and shit.. lol Talking about where she suppose to live now because he put her ass out.. I laughed in her face and told her she needs to check in at a shelter and call 1-800-DOMESTIC VIOLENCE..

You are a grimey ass slime ball nigga for that cuz, but that shit is hilarious, especially the condom in the shirt pocket thing. I gotta give you daps on that one.....LOL
 
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death187sin;428764 said:
Was fuckin wit this chick and her BF who she lived with found out and started talking shit.. One night while he was at work she callled me over.. He was a security guard so he worked the night hours.. I smashed and took the semen soaked condom and put it in his uniform shirt pocket.. Couple days later this chick storms my job all busted up, bulging eyes and busted lips and shit.. lol Talking about where she suppose to live now because he put her ass out.. I laughed in her face and told her she needs to check in at a shelter and call 1-800-DOMESTIC VIOLENCE..

if this is true than i have a huge amount of respect for you
 
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Mr.AllenTemple;428792 said:
You are a grimey ass slime ball nigga for that cuz, but that shit is hilarious, especially the condom in the shirt pocket thing. I gotta give you daps on that one.....LOL

Daps back my brotha.. LOL

I know that nigga prolly wanna put a hollow point in my head but his security guard ways makes him bitch out every time he thinks about it.. Sad thing is I still see homey every now and then.
 
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Probably bussin in ho's after they told me not too, and having unprotected sex with multiple partners in one day
 
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Don't know if it's the grimiest but a chick came to see me from Chi. she got a hotel and shit. i beat it up but after the first day of her being there got bored and left her in the hotel for 3 days until her flight left.
 
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one time the condom broke off.. i pulled out and there was only the rim left on my shit..

and i didn't say a word about it.....

shorty called me a few days later.. i thought she was gonna be pissed cuz she found the condim inside her.. but she didn't...it was fucking weird... cuz everytime she called i was nervous as hell she was gonna bring that shit up.. but she didn't.. she kept trying to arrange shit for me to see her again.. but i was just too paranoid to do it...
 
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dusouljah;428824 said:
one time the condom broke off.. i pulled out and there was only the rim left on my shit..

and i didn't say a word about it.....

shorty called me a few days later.. i thought she was gonna be pissed cuz she found the condim inside her.. but she didn't...it was fucking weird... cuz everytime she called i was nervous as hell she was gonna bring that shit up.. but she didn't.. she kept trying to arrange shit for me to see her again.. but i was just too paranoid to do it...

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO That shit happened to me before!!
 
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blazini;428816 said:
Don't know if it's the grimiest but a chick came to see me from Chi. she got a hotel and shit. i beat it up but after the first day of her being there got bored and left her in the hotel for 3 days until her flight left.

DAMN CUZ... I made a chick get a room for a night for us before. After I smashed I left because I knew my BM wasnt going for me spending the night out.. LOL
 
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Ibex;428809 said:
Probably bussin in ho's after they told me not too, and having unprotected sex with multiple partners in one day

Ha Ha.. I think we all done that one time in our life cuz.. lol good one though..
 
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Fucked a nigga's 12 year old little sister when I was 14, even though I was cool with him.

Never spoke to her again afterward.

RIP to her virginity.
 
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not really grimey but we used to go to fast food drive thru's and when we got the drinks, we'd take the lids off and throw them back in the window at the people. To this day i dont know why, but it seemed funny at the time.
 
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matt-;428857 said:
not really grimey but we used to go to fast food drive thru's and when we got the drinks, we'd take the lids off and throw them back in the window at the people. To this day i dont know why, but it seemed funny at the time.

Crakka Ass Crakka!
 
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fiat_money;428853 said:
Fucked a nigga's 12 year old little sister when I was 14, even though I was cool with him.

Never spoke to her again afterward.

RIP to her virginity.

LOL.. She will always remember you.. U prolly made her ass turn into a stone cold slut monkey.
 
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The most grimmiest thing i ever did was piss in someones cantene. After i graduated bootcamp i had to come back and heal my leg because i fractured it towards the end of bootcamp. It was a bunch of injured people who stayed in this barracks and we were there until we heal up and go out to our duty station. Well long story short, i had duty (when you stay up 24 hrs watching the barracks) and i fell asleep on duty. This mf saw me and snitched on me to my superiors, me and a bunch of my friends was tryna figure out a way to get back at that mf so we figured out a good way. I took his water cantene into the bathroom and pissed in it, the next morning when everyone went out to excercise we all saw him drinking that shit. lol Because of that mf i had duty for 2 weeks straight!
 
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